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« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2017, 06:48:34 AM »

Oh my, that was funny!  LOL
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« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2017, 07:42:30 AM »



Let's see who comes up with the correct answer.

Why were the eggs laughing?

I'll totally understand that I will be tarred and feathered when this is completed.  Embarrassed
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« Reply #52 on: May 04, 2017, 07:57:48 AM »

Why were the eggs laughing?

Because they were pickled?
Because they knew the chickens didn't come first?

I've really no idea.
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« Reply #53 on: May 04, 2017, 02:08:35 PM »

Why were the eggs laughing?

Because they were pickled?
Because they knew the chickens didn't come first?

I've really no idea.

BECAUSE... THEY WERE ALL CRACKED UP.  Grin
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« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2017, 02:59:23 AM »

Why were the eggs laughing?

I'll totally understand that I will be tarred and feathered when this is completed.

BECAUSE... THEY WERE ALL CRACKED UP.  Grin

H'mm. I think tarring and feathering would be a very light punishment. LOL

I won't return the favour with an egg joke of my own in case I'm accused of poaching on your territory. Smokin
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« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2017, 06:43:56 AM »

Why were the eggs laughing?

I'll totally understand that I will be tarred and feathered when this is completed.

BECAUSE... THEY WERE ALL CRACKED UP.  Grin

H'mm. I think tarring and feathering would be a very light punishment. LOL

I won't return the favour with an egg joke of my own in case I'm accused of poaching on your territory. Smokin

Thanks, that would be eggscellent.  Wink
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« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2017, 06:52:31 AM »

Why were the eggs laughing?

I'll totally understand that I will be tarred and feathered when this is completed.

BECAUSE... THEY WERE ALL CRACKED UP.  Grin

H'mm. I think tarring and feathering would be a very light punishment. LOL

I won't return the favour with an egg joke of my own in case I'm accused of poaching on your territory. Smokin

Thanks, that would be eggscellent.  Wink

Eggsactly. Grin
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« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2017, 07:27:20 AM »

Why were the eggs laughing?

I'll totally understand that I will be tarred and feathered when this is completed.

BECAUSE... THEY WERE ALL CRACKED UP.  Grin

H'mm. I think tarring and feathering would be a very light punishment. LOL

I won't return the favour with an egg joke of my own in case I'm accused of poaching on your territory. Smokin

Thanks, that would be eggscellent.  Wink

Eggsactly. Grin

With that said, I'm going to eggsit stage left.  Smokin
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« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2017, 09:34:25 AM »

OSD! LOL
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« Reply #59 on: May 08, 2017, 07:37:46 AM »

My apologies if I've posted this already!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChK_kp-P9I0
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« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2017, 12:48:46 PM »

As that Rambling Syd Rumpo song went down so well, here's the B-side, called "Green Grow My Nadgers Oh". You can sing along if you wish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJj3JeZVirw

   
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« Reply #61 on: August 30, 2017, 06:56:13 AM »

This made me laugh----perhaps it shouldn't. The name of the product for a start...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaSEaIpi89c
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« Reply #62 on: September 05, 2017, 10:10:52 AM »

From an incredibly funny film I watched for the second (or third) time a few days ago. The heroes, laid-off Sheffield steel workers who hope to earn a tidy amount with a one-off public strip show, hear one of their act's songs while down the unemployment exchange to collect their dole money:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4wuH9pSSRo 
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« Reply #63 on: September 06, 2017, 10:15:19 AM »

I confess that I like Chuck Norris jokes. This is my fav one because I find it strangely poetic:
"If the Tooth Fairy loses a tooth, she puts it under her pillow and waits for Chuck Norris to come."
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« Reply #64 on: September 26, 2017, 03:04:53 AM »

Surrealist painter Yves Tanguy pulls faces for our amusement (and anticipates punk by half a century):

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« Reply #65 on: September 26, 2017, 05:42:26 AM »

I confess that I like Chuck Norris jokes. This is my fav one because I find it strangely poetic:
"If the Tooth Fairy loses a tooth, she puts it under her pillow and waits for Chuck Norris to come."

My favorite is

At night, the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. 
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« Reply #66 on: September 26, 2017, 06:58:42 AM »

What do you call a French kitchen after a grenade is thrown in it?

Drum roll please...


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« Reply #67 on: September 26, 2017, 07:05:41 AM »

What do you call a French kitchen after a grenade is thrown in it?

Drum roll please...


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 LOL LOL LOL

I've just been reading your other jokes in this topic----sheer brilliance!  Grin
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« Reply #68 on: September 26, 2017, 08:56:58 AM »

Thanks, JK! I'm just passing them on as I get 'em. Stay tuned.
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« Reply #69 on: October 08, 2017, 06:59:51 PM »

Two cannibals were dining on a clown. Said one to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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« Reply #70 on: October 08, 2017, 07:09:31 PM »

OSD! LOL
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« Reply #71 on: October 09, 2017, 03:47:08 PM »

Two cannibals were dining on a clown. Said one to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
This is best joke in this entire topic. Clever pun.
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« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2017, 07:45:59 PM »


Thanks, RR.  Cool
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« Reply #73 on: October 14, 2017, 02:11:55 AM »

In my good old rotten, downtrotten state-of-Denmark it will soon be forbidden by law to wear and show off your KNEECAPS i public(?) So NO more socks with "Short Skirts" or pants - streetwise , I guess!
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« Reply #74 on: October 25, 2017, 01:10:16 PM »

I saw this post today on a site where the guy complained about crazy airline rules.

I think this is funny = guess that's easy since I haven't flown since 1997.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ
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