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Part 7: The Polaris Brothers
Don't Worry begins.
Bubs: disco, baby
Judd: and as I've also already said, the horn synths on the chorus sound absolutely fucking atrocious
Bubs: oh my god you can hear them in the intro
Judd: they're so bad
Bubs: they truly are
Judd: this is the one that sounds unfinished to me. if they'd just hired some session musicians this would have been a fucking showstopper. ughhh I love the outro
Bubs: "Don't worry.." has almost the same melody as the same part in "Don't Worry Baby" right?
Judd: it doesn't spring to mind, honestly. to me this sounds pretty much as un-Brian as most of the other songs on the album. which is to say, rather
Bubs: I think he reused that 3 note melody on this one, but maybe it fits naturally on those words
Judd: aye. quite catchy, this. it's basically a less misguided Runaway Dancer
Bubs: yeah, I was thinking of the RD similarity
Judd: two Brian Wilson dance tracks. so yes, I really like that one. probably my personal favourite on this album
Bubs: hm… I don't know what to say about this. like I said earlier, it's weird. I'd love to hear Brian talk about what this is
Judd: yeah, dunno who he wrote it with. er, do we continue
Bubs: apparently it's with Joe Thomas
Judd: ah. might be another late 90s one
Bubs: what were they going for? all right, you love it. I'm unconvinced, but let's move on
Judd: I think it's just an earnest attempt at a 70s style disco song. unlike Runaway Dancer. who knows what the f*** they were trying to do with that.
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Part 8: No, they did
Somewhere Quiet begins.
Bubs: I started this one up and was like, "hey, this ain't bad.” but there's a reason for that
Judd: yes
Bubs: it's 50 years old
Judd: this is the most pointless thing on the album. lyrics to Summer Means New Love? alright, what are you gonna do with it? NOTHING
Bubs: have you read the lyrics to this? cuz that's the only thing they've done for this. so, they better not f*** that part up, right?
Judd: let's take a looksy: “Late at night my head walks around you/ Your answers knock at my door”. that's... okay?
Bubs: yeah, that one punches you right in the nose
Judd: “Lost inside a deep sea of faces/ Surrounded by eyes still alone”
Bubs: I almost like the first line, but the second line loses it
Judd: “I found myself lost in your wonder/ Happy to be the proof”
Bubs: PROOF OF WHAT
Judd: actually looking over these lyrics they're quite nice
Bubs: are you serious? “You're the answer that doesn't ask questions/ Because you're simply the truth”
Judd: well, I mean
Bubs: NO
Judd: as with The Right Time at least they're TRYING to sound like they mean something, and The Right Time was much worse. that said, I still don't know why they chose Summer Means New Love
Bubs: Once again, though, the last lines of this song just ruin it. He tries to figure out who the other person is, but then they say "I haven't figured it out, and that's why I love you". so, wait a second here, you're not concerned they could be "playing the part"? and the reason you love the person is because you can't figure them out?
Judd: she's mysteeeerious. mysterious is sexy
Bubs: but that's the opposite of what this song goes for the whole time. well, the coherent parts anyway--not when he's professing his love of being the truth
Judd: oh i don't know, i should be asleep
Bubs: NEXT SONG
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This is akin to Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel youtube video reviews. I like it even if disagree with some songs, f.ex. Guess you had to be there is the dullfest. And what for this cursing? Imo reviews must be written in normal language.
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Quote from: RangeRoverA1 on May 06, 2016, 08:40:50 PM
Imo reviews must be written in normal language.
While I respect your opinion and your ability to hold it, I disagree. I can't see the benefit in intentionally limiting my vocabulary. Swearing is a quick, effective means of communication, and I'm sure many would consider it to be a part of "normal language." Applying such rigid rules to writing only serves to remove creativity and freedom from the process.
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Part 9: Two for Fun
I'm Feeling Sad begins.
Judd: this is one of the highlights even though it's super fucking compressed AND THE DRUMS ARE STILL LOUD AS BALLS
Bubs: musta been Ricky in the control booth
Judd: ooh, good point. I'm not sure I like hearing the fingers go up and down the guitar strings... I have become prejudiced after hearing it in innumerable white guy with acoustic guitar songs. still, decent song. nice and short too
Bubs: love the beginning. I'm not sure how well the two parts to this song work together
Judd: I think it flows nicely enough. I like the accordion
Bubs: it's a good song
Judd: this is clearly one of the best songs on the album, dunno why they just dumped it on the deluxe version
Bubs: some unfortunate lyrics
Judd: probably
Bubs: but some not unfortunate lyrics
Judd: yay
Bubs: I like when Brian does his "this is my life" songs, they always turn out well. dunno why
Judd: eh. NEXT SONG. TELL ME WHY
Tell Me Why begins.
Bubs: there are so many songs with this title
Judd: I can only recall the Beatles one. I like the opening lines. "kinda good but mostly bad"
Bubs: there's a super weird effect on Brian's voice
Judd: I think that just comes from the pitch correction
Bubs: like, listen to the way he pronounces "mostly"
Judd: yeah, some weird gravelly thing going on. but that's on pretty much all his vocals here
Bubs: I don't remember hearing it on other songs. some of the words come out strangely on this one
Judd: god. the drums.
Bubs: this is mostly in the vein of "Whatever Happened"
Judd: yeah, but not as good. kind of a non-chorus on this one. "tell me whyyyyyyyy"
Bubs: I like the backing vocals on Al's chorus
Judd: they're alright. it just… doesn't come to life. the ballads are just so artificial
Bubs: there's no personality to them
Judd: and there's no subtlety to the production. they don't really try anything, they just do the horns and strings, slap on some harmonies, then crank up the drums to avoid any listeners getting bored. and the melodies are really half-assed.
Bubs: I think some of the lyrics here are okay, and I enjoy the horn parts. we can go to the next one
Judd: right. one of the worst offenders, if memory serves - SAIL AWAY
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Part 10: Newman Wept
Sail Away begins.
Judd: for the record, the Sail Away on Orange Crate Art is so many million miles better
Bubs: what's playing the intro there?
Judd: not sure. sounds compressed as f*** though
Bubs: it's walking along the line between synth and real instrument, defiantly sticking its tongue out at me
Judd: godddddddddd
Bubs: you can also hear someone hit a tambourine or similar instrument
Judd: I'm beginning to think all these songs would be a lot better if they just TURNED DOWN THE FUCKING DRUMS, it's the sound of being smacked in the face
Bubs: now, Judd, when you think of Blondie, what's the first thing that pops to mind?
Judd: ooooh because it's also about sailing
Bubs: what you think of when you think of Blondie is sailing. so, we'll just take that idea, right, and we'll take away the good song part, and it'll be fine
Judd: it sounds a bit more like Sloop John B to me, which I realise is blasphemous to write, but whatever
Bubs: he was the rockin' guy, now he's singing another commercial for Aruba
Judd: ughh. I really don't like this one. another one with kind of a non-chorus
Bubs: I have to imagine someone was like, "Hey, Blondie, you remember when you sang that song ‘Sail On, Sailor,’ right? We're gonna put you on a song called 'Sail Away' and fans will eat that sh*t up."
Judd: it's just such an empty song
Bubs: KEY CHANGE MOTHERFUCKER, BOOM
Judd: ughhh
Bubs: JUST DROPPED IT ON YA, HOW YA FEELIN NOW
Judd: this is seriously, just… sometimes I really hate this album, it's so emotionally cold. I've felt a few times over these past few hours, like, who are we kidding
Bubs: oh no don't give up dreaming brian. he almost gave up dreaming
Judd: it's such dreck
Bubs: This is so clearly a song for a cruise line. I can see people partying on the deck: they're holding multi-colored drinks, dancing and smiling, playing in the water. And an old couple are sitting on beach chairs together: we can see the ocean out in the distance in the space between the chairs, and they clink glasses
Judd: and then it pans out to an overhead shot of the ferry
Bubs: and then some visual effects happen, the music gets lower, the logo comes up, and someone says "Sail away with us."
Judd: and then you hear the last bit of the song.
Bubs: yeah
Judd: just thinking about this album is so strenuous. it doesn't quite get to you that this is an album with Brian Wilson's name on it… it's all the problems with Brian's solo career in one song
Bubs: this album should be called Anonymusic. I meant to type Anonymous Music from Conveyor Belt but that mistake seemed clever
Judd: maybe it's a result of Brian being told he's a genius every day. sry, I tend to get very cynical thinking about this album
Bubs: we've got 3 songs left on this bad boy
Judd: it just pisses me off. he's the guy who f***ed with the formula, now he's making this turgid, worthless, safe bullcrap that no-one will think is good in a few decades' time. I WISH I COULD BLAME JOE THOMAS
Bubs: it was not well received
Judd: I see Sail Away singled out a lot by people
Bubs: as the good one?
Judd: yeah
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I like don't visit the "General On Topic Discussions," and then I miss out on great threads like this.
That last post with Blondie is killing me. rofl. I probably agree with most of these (I skimmed some, sorry). I'll always enjoy "This Beautiful Day," "Whatever Happened," and "One Kind of Love"
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Sail Away.
Judd: for the record, the Sail Away on Orange Crate Art is so many million miles better
Judd: I'm beginning to think all these songs would be a lot better if they just TURNED DOWN THE FUCKING DRUMS, it's the sound of being smacked in the face
Bubs: now, Judd, when you think of Blondie, what's the first thing that pops to mind?
Judd: ooooh because it's also about sailing
Bubs: what you think of when you think of Blondie is sailing. so, we'll just take that idea, right, and we'll take away the good song part, and it'll be fine
Bubs: he was the rockin' guy, now he's singing another commercial for Aruba
Bubs: I have to imagine someone was like, "Hey, Blondie, you remember when you sang that song ‘Sail On, Sailor,’ right? We're gonna put you on a song called 'Sail Away' and fans will eat that sh*t up."
Judd: it's just such an empty song
Judd: it's such dreck
Judd: just thinking about this album is so strenuous. it doesn't quite get to you that this is an album with Brian Wilson's name on it… it's all the problems with Brian's solo career in one song
Judd: it just pisses me off. he's the guy who f***ed with the formula, now he's making this turgid, worthless, safe bullcrap that no-one will think is good in a few decades' time. I WISH I COULD BLAME JOE THOMAS
Bubs: it was not well received
Judd: I see Sail Away singled out a lot by people
Bubs: as the good one?
Judd: yeah
So much truth in this… yet hilarious! Keep it up, please!
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Hmm, dunno anymore - think these Hipsters have jumped the shark on this one.
Bring back Will & Will.
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just jokin' - about the shark jump stuff, not about the Will & Will thing - bring back Will & Will!)
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Shark? Will & Will? Is it cos I is English?
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Yes, Mester Fawlty!
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These reviews are great! They definitely capture a lot of my frustrations with the album in a funnier way than I could get them across. Excellent job!
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Bubs: musta been Ricky in the control booth
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Part 11: And the award for worst timing goes to...
One Kind of Love begins.
Judd: ooh, well
Bubs: like that melody. pretty sure I've described it as "tumbling," and I still think that’s accurate
Judd: this has a lovely melody. this could have been a stone cold classic if it didn't sound like God Only Knows wrestling with an 80s power ballad. The drums. THE DRUMS.
Bubs: or didn't say "I could see cloud 9 CUZ I WAS SAILING OVER IT"... that line is just too much
Judd: still, this is a definite highlight for me. I'm glad they chose it for Love & Mercy over something like The Last Song
Bubs: it's nice that he wrote it for Melinda
Judd: ain't it just. eugh, I don't like that quiet bit near the end when it's just him and the piano. I don't know why but it sounds really icky
Bubs: he sorta sounds out of breath
Judd: his singing's good though
Bubs: I love how you can hear the violins at the end
Judd: yeah
Bubs: you can actually hear them being played
Judd: oh, so you can. cute. in closing, just like the other highlights on the album this gets f***ed over by the production, but you gotta take what you can get
Bubs: there's something angelic and pure about the piano and horn opening
Judd: kinda recalls God Only Knows
Bubs: yeah, a bit
Judd: damn... close to a home run, this one. would have fit nicely on Lucky Old Sun. I think it's a Bennett co-write, so maybe that's why
Bubs: it is. shows, doesn't it
Judd: he's a good collaborator. from the evidence he seems to be able to get a lot of good out of Brian
Bubs:
perhaps Scott and Joe just have different intentions
Judd: I just want Joe out of it if it really is him behind the sound of this. The production on Lucky Old Sun was a bit lacking in subtlety but it wasn't nearly as awful as on here
Bubs: that is a sugary-sweet album
Judd:
I would be just fine with another album of Wilson/Bennett co-writes
Bubs: unfortunately it seems to be cover songs instead
Judd: eh, we've only been fans for a few years. it would appear he's been advertising the rock n roll album for at least a decade
Bubs: but it seems real now. I dunno. next song?
Judd: they'll probably squeeze in one original. let's do it, SATURDAY NIGHT
Bubs: penultimate track
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Quote from: Alan Smith on May 07, 2016, 11:48:49 PM
Hmm, dunno anymore - think these Hipsters have jumped the shark on this one.
Bring back Will & Will.
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just jokin' - about the shark jump stuff, not about the Will & Will thing - bring back Will & Will!)
I'm lurking over in the corner right now.
Waiting for Judd`n' Bubs to get to my #2 - the one with the hunting horn. It's coming up soon.
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This series of threads is unmitigated bullshit.
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Quote from: Wirestone on May 08, 2016, 01:49:28 PM
This series of threads is unmitigated bullshit.
That is exactly what these two guys are doing, bullshitting. You guys have opinions on everything else under the sun, in here, but these two guys can't have their say?
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I think it's an (extremely rare nowadays) case of writing about music that's both irreverent, entertaining, AND insightful - even if you or I may not agree with the opinions. Your mileage may vary of course, but I've enjoyed reading it.
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I love NPP and disagree with the opinions but these guys are pure satirists!
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Quote from: adamghost on May 08, 2016, 02:00:37 PM
I think it's an (extremely rare nowadays) case of writing about music that's both irreverent, entertaining, AND insightful - even if you or I may not agree with the opinions. Your mileage may vary of course, but I've enjoyed reading it.
You have to remember Adam, that in here, you cannot say anything negative about Brian or his music. You can only do that stuff to Mike.
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Part 12: More Unmitigated Bullshit
Saturday Night begins.
Judd: when I first heard this I was all like, oh yeah, this is the hit single
Bubs: similar opening to "Guess You Had to Be There”... except worse
Judd: Nate's got a nice voice. can't even tell if they're pitch correcting him
Bubs: that's the peak of singing right there
Judd: he did a few interviews were he said Brian was really cutthroat with him while he was doing vocals, in a good way. it's like, that SOUNDS like a solid hooky chorus
Bubs: I think Kacey said something along the same lines of Brian being stern
Judd: ah right, nice to know really. anyway, I don't know what it is about this song. I might have heard it too many times, but it doesn't quite come to life for me, even though I've always told myself that's a solid chorus
Bubs: the middle 8 is cool, that's my favorite part of the song
Judd: yeah, it's aight. another gratuitous key change. I weirdly don't really have anything to say about this song
Bubs: he was pretty amazing when I watched him do "Hold On, Dear Brother" in Vegas
Judd: oh yeah. did he do Darlin' too?
Bubs: don't remember
Judd: bah. so yeah, not an offensive track
Bubs: I don't have much to say about it
Judd: lightweight
Bubs: it's just a pop song
Judd: yep. maybe I'll listen to it again in a few decades' time and smile
Bubs: the banjo is an interesting touch
Judd: true
Bubs: do you normally associate banjos with Hollywood Boulevard
Judd: you kiddin me, they're inseparable (cough) THE LAST SONG
Bubs: is the last song
Judd: which is the last song ha ha
Bubs: beat you to it
Judd: erguerg
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Part 13: Not Part 12
The Last Song begins.
Bubs: all right, get your hankies
Judd: I fucking hate this
Bubs: this one's gonna bring the tears
Judd: there's something about those high piano lines. when the drums kick in it's doomed, and those la la las are stupid. STUPID. I loved the "don't worry"s but this is supposed to make me sad. that drum is so fucking tepid
Bubs: the "la"'s are supposed to evoke so much emotion but the song really hasn't worked up to that moment yet, it's shown its hand too soon. it's like a movie killing the main person's mom in the first three minutes
Judd: now it feels like a Seaworld nighttime show
Bubs: the way they sing "la" is bizarre, too. it sounds more like someone taunting someone else
Judd: taunting US. this whole song is just so unbearably stale
Bubs: I want to be moved, but I'm not
Judd: I don't even care
Bubs: it just feels all calculated to pull at the heart strings
Judd: calculated is a good way of describing it
Bubs: it's like a computer using a formula to write a song
Judd: it just plods along
Bubs: “we'll put lone, high piano notes, and then it's gonna have some sad singing, and then it's gonna do a la la la, and then more sad, and then more la la, and then we'll mention loved ones”
Judd: it's just the drums I really hate. what is that tempo, are they trying to do some weird marching band thing? godddddd it sounds like fucking Winds of Change off MIU
Bubs: now that's a terrible song
Judd: I'm convinced this is as bad. anyway, it sounds more like that than Surf's Up, in case that's what they were going for. this album pisses me off. it doesn't remind me of why I love Brian and his music so much
Bubs: exactly. I think part of the reason it's so frustrating is because it's the fabled Brian Wilson
Judd: he's not trying anything new because he's covering old ground except coating it in glitz in what feels like a desperate attempt at chart success… it feels so cynical and calculated
Bubs: a man who managed to translate real emotion and life experiences into his music, and here there's nothing
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Closing thoughts.
Judd: I can't stand how loud a lot of it is. the impression I get is that they're worried listeners will be bored if everything isn't CRANKED.
Bubs: at least it gave us "In the Back of My Mind"
Judd: oh, that's true, that's a great thing
Bubs: why in God's name would they give us ItBoMM and L&M with this album? it makes this album look so poor
Judd: to be honest, the version of L&M they include is a bit cheesy in a similar sort of way to NPP, but the ITBOMM demo, absolutely
Bubs: the frankness of the lyrics to L&M are a great example of Brian doing his thing
Judd: oh yeah. I think the closest this album gets to that might be Tell Me Why, lyrically. I like the opening lines
Bubs: "a lot of people out there hurtin' and it really scares me." I BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE SAYS THAT
Judd: me toooo
Bubs: I don't believe NPP.
Judd: no. I really hope NPP isn't his last album. I don't think time will be kind to it, even if it is his last album. Blah. RATINGS OUT OF… what was it, 5? LET'S DO TEN. I say a 3/10
Bubs: let's see here… there's 16 songs, 5 of them are a mixture of okay/good. that's a little less than a third… so, 3/10 it is
Judd: ah. Best song? Worst song?
Bubs: Best song...
Judd: I'll just go with Don't Worry: the only song on the album to wriggle its way into my heart
Bubs: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… "This Beautiful Day," I guess
Judd: oof, worst song… I am offended by both Sail Away and The Last Song
Bubs: how do you only pick one
Judd: shrug
Bubs: "Our Special Love" and "Runaway Dancer" are currently having a knife fight
Judd: Our Special Love is terrible but at least it's not trying to be anything more than stupid bubblegum. Sail Away and Last Song are worse for me because they're both so cold and insincere. I think I'll say Last Song
Bubs: I'll say "Our Special Love"
Judd: okey dokes
Bubs: cuz you might at least be able to dance to RD
Judd: if no-one's watching
Bubs: I always dance like no one's watching
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