the most positive thing u coud say

[l00cid]

well i love my woman and i am tryin to love mysef....but i think
i know
that love is all around me man
and uhhm, i hope u feel it too

[l00cid]

im a rolling stone all alone and lost
for a life of sin i have paid the cost
when i pass by all the people say
just another guy on the lost highway

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

I'm having a pretty shitty day. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Bunch of bullshit which reminded me what a hunk of sh*t I am. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Feel like a retarded sloth with no skills. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

More like a retarded and fat slug with no life goals. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I have no political views, have no clue what is going on worldly. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I eat like a cow who eats other cows. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

My parents don't like me.  (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Are only housing me because they know I'm a moron and a half.  (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I've not been near a vagina in more than a year. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I'm like the guy from the 40 Year Old Virgin in that I ride a bike and am social awkward. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I oversleep. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I dream about people trying to punch me because I'm mean to them. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I wake up and go back to sleep realizing it better than being awake. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I make my posts too long. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

And without much point. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Badly organized. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

And childishly written. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I was just offered a nice business proposal which would involve my creativity -- something I had made a promise to myslef not to get into again. It has made me feel worse. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I haven't taken a shower in a while. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

And smell pretty bad. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

My dog walked by me, looking to play, smelled me and walked in the other direction. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Same thing with the cat and grandma. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Okay, that last one made me laugh. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I believe in a family conspiracy to fatten me up. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Larger servings, more junk food being bought, something's up. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I should fast. I'd get too hungry though. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

[Jonas]

is this the new weezer song?

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

Indeed.

[Cabana Boy]

im a rolling stone all alone and lost
for a life of sin i have paid the cost
when i pass by all the people say
just another guy on the lost highway

I'll sing with ya, man.

I was just a lad, nearly 22
Neither good nor bad, just a kid like you
And now I'm lost, too late to pray
Lord, I paid the cost - on the lost highway...

[I. Spaceman]

Now boys don't start your ramblin' round
On this road of sin you're sorrow bound
Take my advice or you'll curse the day
You started rollin' down that lost highway

[donald]

Mr. Finch, I suggest you lay off the reefer for a few weeks.

[Reverend Joshua Sloane]

Mr. Finch, I suggest you lay off the reefer for a few weeks.

I was trying to live up to the expectations of other members of this board who seem to think I'm a 14 year old myspace blogging girl.

Reading back on it, seems the only true thing is the length of my posts. Spend WAY too much time doing this.