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« on: December 14, 2015, 11:37:11 AM »

We're taking a ten minute break this is terrible please send help
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2015, 11:42:50 AM »

Not throwing that stupid postcard away is one of my greatest regrets
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2015, 11:58:04 AM »

Oh, great, now we have an hour and a half lunch break. Who needs a fuckin hour and a half lunch break?
My house is half an hour from here, what the hell am I supposed to do
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2015, 12:48:39 PM »

I walked the downtown streets of this foreign city and now I'm eating a sandwich.
This will be my life for a week.
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2015, 01:04:42 PM »

Jury nullification. No victim, no crime.
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2015, 01:25:57 PM »

The moment in which I declare I know about jury nullification has not presented itself yet, unfortunately.
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2015, 03:22:10 PM »

O! joyous day. I told them about the time my grandfather was accused of a crime he didn't commit, and the prosecutor told me to take a hike.
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2015, 08:09:06 PM »

Funny how that works, eh? I particularly loathe lawyers and consider them subhuman, but prosecuting lawyers are beyond that. My contempt for them has no bounds.
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