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« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2015, 04:05:46 AM » |
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Thats why God made the Courtesy Bus
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« Reply #51 on: June 14, 2015, 04:54:46 AM » |
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Time to bring in this homebrewed palindromic limerick (by cd/rs/jk - in succession):
Sex if dat Dennis/JESSE nixes... on NO ton-o-SMiLE mono mixes! 'a.k.A. sex I'm on O' M(e)L: "I'm so NOT on no... - sexiness!" E.J. sinned, Tad fixes
['Jesse' from Jesse & the Rippers=Dennis wannabe and Mike/M(e)L sycophant: Stamos. "Sex I'm on.." = us SMiLE/Brian-sycophants. E.J.=Elton John (originally a Brian-wannabe).Tad=Tad Jennings (an Elton-wannabe)]
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« Reply #52 on: June 14, 2015, 05:09:36 AM » |
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Wheeeeeeeeeennnnn
some washed-up actor tries to drag through town and thinks his hair's still great,
I tell him right away,
Now whats a matter Jesse ain't you heard of the cops
They'll lock you up in this State...
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« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2015, 06:31:37 AM » |
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2015, 07:50:46 PM » |
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this thread rules.
I had to prove a medical condition now, but that's not me. I wanted to show I wasn't drunk as a skunk now, but that's not me.
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« Reply #55 on: June 14, 2015, 07:57:03 PM » |
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I can seeeee, you're drunk by your eyessss
But sirrrr.... can you walk a straight line....
There are things we both could SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
But don't tallllk, put your hands on the hoood sirrr
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« Reply #56 on: June 14, 2015, 08:01:30 PM » |
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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Time to make the chimifuckingchangas.
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« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2015, 08:06:41 PM » |
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It starts with just a little sip now Right away you're thinkin' 'bout more sips now You know you oughta pound 'em slower But you just can't wait to hit the flo-oooooor
A brand new bottle of booze is such a beautiful thing But if you're not careful think of all the pain it can bring
It makes you puke so bad It makes your face turn red It makes your girl go down It makes your dick so long
You've got to keep in mind beer is here today And it's gone tomorrow It's here and gone so fast
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« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2015, 08:11:08 PM » |
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You made me believe in love again!
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2015, 08:12:39 PM » |
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Wheeeeeeeeeennnnn
some washed-up actor tries to drag through town and thinks his hair's still great,
I tell him right away,
Now whats a matter Jesse ain't you heard of the cops
They'll lock you up in this State...
Hey, hey! Take him away! Put that drunk in jail!
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« Reply #60 on: June 14, 2015, 08:19:55 PM » |
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Run, a Run, a Beer Run Run
Oh Oh! Run, A Run, A Beer Run Run
Whoa Whoa! Run! A Run, A Beer Run Run
Whoa Ohhhhhhh!
Well my legs aren't steady but I'm a Soap Opera Beautyyyy And all the girls still call me a Full House Cuuuuttieeee I've been drinkin' half the night but the beer's run dry And the quik-e-mart's open even at this time of night
Run, a Run, a Beer Run Run
Oh Oh! Run, A Run, A Beer Run Run
Whoa Whoa! Run! A Run, A Beer Run Run
Whoa Ohhhhhhh!
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« Reply #61 on: June 14, 2015, 08:42:35 PM » |
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I'm thinkin I'm Dennis Wilson I'm drinkin like Dennis Wilson I sang Forever like Dennis Wilson (oom bop bop good inebriations) I like the ladies like Dennis Wilson (oom bop bop inebriations)
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« Reply #62 on: June 14, 2015, 08:49:34 PM » |
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Tuning in the latest star From the jail cell in my town Cruising at seven DUI at 11
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« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2015, 12:27:08 AM » |
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that whole fake medical emergency thing, does that ever work?? Won't they eventually figure out you're drunk at the hospital? I guess he forgot maybe, that there's tons of cops at a hospital ... I bet he wanted to make a sneaky escape. Get the vitals checked. Then: Casually remove his bracelet , IV and gown--- stroll past the nurse's station, charming them to death, with his handsomene virility--and immediately break into a dead sprint for the nearest taxi = crisis avoided. Too bad. So sad. Clever idea, though.
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« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2015, 01:38:21 AM » |
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It's been such a long day so I better hurry home Forgot my licence and I wish I was home Only five minutes and I'll fall through the door Beer in the morning Beer in the evening Beer and make my glass fuuuuuuulllll
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« Reply #65 on: June 15, 2015, 05:49:19 AM » |
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I keep looking for a bar to drink in where I can lose my mind I've been trying hard to find Uncle Joey who I won't leave behind I got really nice hair but it ain't doing me no good I wish it could
Each time I start drinkin’ again I think I’ll pour something good for myself But what goes (Wrong?)
Sometimes I drum very bad Sometimes I drum very bad (Can't find a big glass I can pour my Margarita into) Sometimes I drum very bad (Can't find a big glass I can pour my Margarita into)
I guess I just love me some Early Times
Every time I take a swig of Moonshine and go drive all around Aunt Becky wants to help me look for places where sobriety might be found Where will I turn when the Rippers won’t work out, what's it all about?
Each time I start drinkin’ again I think I’ll pour something good for myself But what goes (Wrong?)
Sometimes I drum very bad Sometimes I drum very bad (Can't find a big glass I can pour my Margarita into) Sometimes I drum very bad (Can't find a big glass I can pour my Margarita into)
I guess I just love me some Early Times I guess I just love me some Early Times I guess I just love me some Early Times
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« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2015, 06:23:44 AM » |
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It starts with just a little sip now Right away you're thinkin' 'bout more sips now You know you oughta pound 'em slower But you just can't wait to hit the flo-oooooor
A brand new bottle of booze is such a beautiful thing But if you're not careful think of all the pain it can bring
It makes you puke so bad It makes your face turn red It makes your girl go down It makes your dick so long
You've got to keep in mind beer is here today And it's gone tomorrow It's here and gone so fast
This is freakin' golden.
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Time to make the chimifuckingchangas.
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« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2015, 07:29:52 AM » |
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It starts with just a little sip now Right away you're thinkin' 'bout more sips now You know you oughta pound 'em slower But you just can't wait to hit the flo-oooooor
A brand new bottle of booze is such a beautiful thing But if you're not careful think of all the pain it can bring
It makes you puke so bad It makes your face turn red It makes your girl go down It makes your dick so long
You've got to keep in mind beer is here today And it's gone tomorrow It's here and gone so fast
This is freakin' golden. That's the censored version, bruh. The one I almost posted was much more politically incorrect.
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luHv Estrangement Syndrome. It's a great thing!
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myKe luHv, the most hated, embarrassing clown the world of music has ever witnessed.
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« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2015, 09:24:12 AM » |
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In the cantina Margarita's keep his spirit high There I watched him He spun around and Round and then he puked all over the floor. Too much Margarita don't you know Mike Love is pissed with you Damn Damn
You're under arrest!
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I'd rather be forced to sleep with Caitlyn Jenner then ever have to listen to NPP again.
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« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2015, 10:30:55 AM » |
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In the cantina Margarita's keep his spirit high There I watched him He spun around and Round and then he puked all over the floor. Too much Margarita don't you know Mike Love is pissed with you Damn Damn
You're under arrest!
Wow, another minimally altered one. I guess it just goes to show how well some of these songs lend themselves to the joke.
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« Reply #71 on: June 15, 2015, 12:19:38 PM » |
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Alcoholic Content 4%ever Everyone's in Love with DYouI Don't F*ck with the Malt Liquor Formula AA Day in the Life of a Tree Okie from Alcoholics Anonymuskogee Is Jack Daniels Rieley Superman?
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« Reply #73 on: June 15, 2015, 04:48:36 PM » |
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that whole fake medical emergency thing, does that ever work?? Won't they eventually figure out you're drunk at the hospital? I guess he forgot maybe, that there's tons of cops at a hospital ... I bet he wanted to make a sneaky escape. Get the vitals checked. Then: Casually remove his bracelet , IV and gown--- stroll past the nurse's station, charming them to death, with his handsomene virility--and immediately break into a dead sprint for the nearest taxi = crisis avoided. Too bad. So sad. Clever idea, though.
It worked for my mom once. She was driving a car she had no title or tags for, on like a 200 mile trip (went gambling). She made it almost all the way home, then the cops pulled her over... so she faked a seizure and said she was diabetic. They took her to the hospital and left the car sitting at a gas station. True story.
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« Reply #74 on: June 15, 2015, 08:02:41 PM » |
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502, 502 Buddy gonna shut you down
It happened on the strip where the road is wide My partner and me sitting side by side Some actor blows by as if he's in a scene Revvin' up his engine and it sounds real mean
502, 502 Buddy gonna shut you down
He's bound to kill somebody drivin' at this rate So all at once we both accelerate My squad car is hot, the tire's are startin' to spin But I see Uncle Jessie's really diggin' in
Gotta be cool now power shift here we go
His big Italian sports car's windin' out in low But my fuel injected squad car's really startin' to go To get the traction I'm ridin' the clutch My pressure plate's burnin' that machine's too much
"Pull it over, buddy, you can't drive and drink" He claims he's sick, he needs to see his shrink He's goin' to the hoosegow but it's understood He's a wannabe Beach Boy, but he just ain't that good.
Shut it off, shut it off. Buddy now I shut you down Shut it off, shut it off. Buddy now I shut you down
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