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Reverend Joshua Sloane
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« on: June 25, 2006, 04:54:28 PM »
"Brian Wilson ( the big bear of the Beach Boys) has been sighted feeding from an upturned dumpster in downtown L.A!

Officials say that when trying to remove Mr. Wilson from the dumpster he growled and snarled, scratched and clawed. Familey member Mike Love was called in to soothe the big Brian with their 1968 song, "Meant For You". After this lullaby the hungry beast fell softly to sleep at the feet of his weeping cousin.



- Brian Wilson after several tranquilizers finally showing signs of slowing down. "
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2006, 04:55:20 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2006, 04:55:52 PM »
Quote from: Dr. UNH, Esq. aka Jason on June 25, 2006, 04:55:20 PM
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I don't know why they started letting him off the leash.
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2006, 05:32:17 PM »
Quote from: Atticus Finch on June 25, 2006, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. UNH, Esq. aka Jason on June 25, 2006, 04:55:20 PM
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I don't know why they started letting him off the leash.

You have WAY too much time on your hands, you know that?
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2006, 05:38:14 PM »
Quote from: Dr. UNH, Esq. aka Jason on June 25, 2006, 05:32:17 PM
Quote from: Atticus Finch on June 25, 2006, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. UNH, Esq. aka Jason on June 25, 2006, 04:55:20 PM
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I don't know why they started letting him off the leash.

You have WAY too much time on your hands, you know that?

I've been here about twice in the past month. You've been sitting around moderating your time for ages no doubt. I should make a thread about how we encountered a Brian Wilson roaming around my campsite the other day.  Had to bang some pans to get him to scamper off into the woods. So pesky!
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2006, 05:40:34 PM »
Quote from: Atticus Finch on June 25, 2006, 05:38:14 PM
I've been here about twice in the past month.

Two times too many. Smiley

Quote from: Atticus Finch on June 25, 2006, 05:38:14 PM
You've been sitting around moderating your time for ages no doubt.

I have a job, asshole. Smiley

Quote from: Atticus Finch on June 25, 2006, 05:38:14 PM
I should make a thread about how we encountered a Brian Wilson roaming around my campsite the other day.  Had to bang some pans to get him to scamper off into the woods. So pesky!

Pardon me while I find you a medal.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2006, 05:46:55 PM »
Quote from: Dr. UNH, Esq. aka Jason on June 25, 2006, 05:40:34 PM
I bow down to you, Mr. Finch. You shot a dog with precision not seen by anyone in my time. Thank you.

No problem.
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2006, 05:47:50 PM »
Quote from: Atticus Finch on June 25, 2006, 05:46:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. UNH, Esq. aka Jason on June 25, 2006, 05:40:34 PM
I bow down to you, Mr. Finch. You shot a dog with precision not seen by anyone in my time. Thank you.

No problem.

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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2006, 09:11:30 PM »
All jokes aside,

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- Brian Wilson after several tranquilizers finally showing signs of slowing down. "
might be more true than we think  Undecided
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2006, 07:09:21 AM »
Quote from: Atticus Finch on June 25, 2006, 04:54:28 PM
"Brian Wilson ( the big bear of the Beach Boys) has been sighted feeding from an upturned dumpster in downtown L.A!

Officials say that when trying to remove Mr. Wilson from the dumpster he growled and snarled, scratched and clawed. Familey member Mike Love was called in to soothe the big Brian with their 1968 song, "Meant For You". After this lullaby the hungry beast fell softly to sleep at the feet of his weeping cousin.



- Brian Wilson after several tranquilizers finally showing signs of slowing down. "

I sure hope your joking around,
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Seriously, there was a Beach Boys Love You condom?!  Amazing.
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2006, 10:26:47 PM »
Quote from: brain_is_god on June 26, 2006, 07:09:21 AM


I sure hope your joking around,

You seem new. Once you get to know a bit more of BBoys history you'll understand this to be a common occurance. Brian Wilson and his late brother Carl were both fans of late night "Dumpster Munching" as they call it in Maine.
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Did it ever occur to you, Cable, how wise and bountiful God was to put breasts on a woman? Just the right number in just the right place. Did you ever notice that, Cable?
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2006, 07:14:51 PM »
Does anyone else think of Mr. Smajda when they see brian is god's avatar?
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