Mike Love, The Eager Writer = Over merit wealthier geek
Michael Edward, The Other Genius = He's the mediocre daughter-in-law
Michael hates autotune = Nauseate ethical mouth
Alan, The Singer = Inelegant rash
Al solo takes his time = Toothlike as a smiles
Alan Charles is ageless = Cashless as large alien
Dennis, The Wood = Owned hedonist
Dennis, Creative Late Bloomer = Lacerant love-bites domineer
Dennis W, Underrated = Win dreaded stunner
Carl, The Angel = Rat challenge
Carl rocked a cool beard = Accord-cloaked laborer
Carl Dean, Singing Machine = Screen-handling magician
Brian, The Genius = Hung inebriates
Brian: The Man, The Myth, The Legend = Behead tight hymen enthralment
BDW is modest = Wisdom debts
Blondie, Seventies Member = Immense lovebite benders
Murry, The Abusive Elder = Rudely true misbehaver
Loren Daro = Near drool
Rocky Rushton Pamplin = Porno thumps crankily
Eugene Ellsworth Landy = Serenely well hung toad
Doctor Eugene Landy= Deranged, cute loony
Van, The Questioned Lyricist = Disquiet stealthy conniver
Carol Kaye pads resume = O Dear Me! Saucy sparkle
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