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LIKE U to do BB-HAIKUs/GIMME BB-limericks!!
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2 NEW ballgames completely. Here's an OLD ode - just to get us started and rolling:
'NOT ONO' (REcycled haiku'drome by CD/RS)
SMiLE mono mixes
a.k.a. sex I'm on - O'!
M(e)L: "I'm SO NOT on..."
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February 28, 2015, 09:36:39 AM »
Wouldn't it be nice
We'll run away Caroline,
no, let the wind blow
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Maybe I put too much faith in atmosphere
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February 28, 2015, 10:13:21 AM »
Good call, rasmus. These are some of mine salvaged from the now-defunct Capital Board:
Carl the diplomat,
He of the angelic voice
On "God Only Knows"
Leaving his drum kit,
Dennis came down amidst screams
For "The Wanderer"
Al's moment suprème?
"California Saga:
California"
The classic Beach Boys
Bri, Carl, Dennis, Al and Mike
Sun-drenched harmonies
For its first airing
Smile
would have to wait a while
Thirty-seven years
Wouldn't it be nice
To go away for awhile
On the Sloop John B
Murry told Brian
In one of his many moods
I'm a genius too
Fresh vega-tables
At the Radiant Radish
Bri on a health kick
Bruce debuts onstage
In pants three sizes too small
Al had a spare set
Was "Good Vibrations"
Offered to Wilson Pickett?
Not to my knowledge
"It weren't me", says Mike,
"Capitol resisted change.
I'm just the scapegoat!"
Surfer Girl
's lineup:
Bri, Carl, Dave, Al, Denny, Mike,
Maureen
and
the "Crew"!
And this triptych:
"Hey Chuck, how about
If we brought a horse in here?"
Chuck: "Beg pardon, Bri?"
"It's for a picture
In front of the microphone
The horse is quite tame"
"Bri, my horse would be
So bitchin' in here", says Carl
Chuck: "Bring his trainer"
If you're interested I have a
tanka
(5-7-5-7-7) and a sonnet lined up. :=)
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February 28, 2015, 03:40:58 PM »
There once was a band from L.A.
Whose music still resonates today
Though they bickered and fought
Some still live, so you ought
Shut the f*** up and go watch 'em play
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February 28, 2015, 03:53:50 PM »
The drummer named Dennis looked good,
His name for his schlong was "the wood",
Got shots penicillin
Cuz he always was willin'
To f*** way more girls than he should!
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February 28, 2015, 04:31:35 PM »
There once was a great group from Hawthorne.
Thanks to them, California's myth...it was born.
Surf, sand, sun and those GREAT songs,
The 'Rights' outweighed all of their 'Wrongs'.
And the crow still cries something 'bout corn.
Damn crows are such a nuisance!!!
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chocolate shake man
found himself another band
more Barbara Ann
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that's it, who here wants to touch d***s? all in a row, just run your hand across several of them and hit them like you're bret hart tagging your fans as you approach the ring wearing teh pink sunglasses in 1993 ----runnersdialzero
We have a little extra meat onstage. The audience can feel it. --Al Jardine
pLeAsUrE iSlAnD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Wilson's head
is so full of hairs and songs
Cousin Mike's lacks those
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March 01, 2015, 02:31:57 AM »
Here are a few more
haiku
on the surname Wilson:
Jackie Wilson said
I'm in heaven when you smile
Let it all hang out
Harold Wilson said
The pound in your pocket has
Not been devalued
Dennis Wilson said
of
Smile
: It makes
Pet Sounds
stink
That's how good it is
Brian Wilson said
Let's sing something together
Row, row, row your boat
Woodrow Wilson said
Unfortunately all my
Quotes are the wrong length
Murry Wilson said
David be a good chap and
Don't fart in my face
Blind Owl Wilson said
Baby don't you wanna go
On the road again
A.N. Wilson said
I'm the victim of a hoax
by Bevis Hillier
Barbara Wilson
Was a girl at junior school
That I used to chase
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There once was a young man named Bri
For years in bed he did lie
But some demons he purged
And eventually emerged
So the doubters, here's mud in your eye
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March 02, 2015, 01:27:48 AM »
This is a
tanka
(5-7-5-7-7):
While the Touring Boys
Were wowing them in Japan
And romping no doubt
With the daughters of Nippon
Bro Bri was crafting
Pet Sounds
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March 02, 2015, 01:44:07 AM »
3 limericks from Kevin Lucas:
Their top 40 hits? 36!
They sang about surf, cars and chicks.
The Beach Boys I play
On my iPod each day
'Cause I must get my fun music fix.
Brian Wilson, Mike Love and the rest
Made great music out there in the West
This group mastered the turf
Of the music called surf.
I consider The Beach Boys the best.
Mike Love told his cousin "Quit tryin'
To screw with the formula, Brian!"
Good Vibrations returned
For The Beach Boys; they learned
With nostalgia, that fun's never dyin'
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And john k. - please sound that wonderful sonnet of yours a.s.a.p. !
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March 02, 2015, 03:58:16 AM »
The Beach Boys are two bands in one.
Brian's music just shines like the sun
But money and art
At last drove them apart
Brian SMiLEs and Mike plays Fun Fun Fun.
Not hard to guess which I prefer
But of late I have learned to beware
Be you Miss, Mrs, Mister
If you're Brianista
Welcome, my friend, put it there!
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March 02, 2015, 04:14:59 AM »
A floating cork
A blown leaf
A falling rock
Three elements no fire.
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Quote from: rasmus skotte on March 02, 2015, 03:01:31 AM
And john k. - please sound that wonderful sonnet of yours a.s.a.p. !
When Brian heard The Beatles'
Rubber Soul
"A whole album with all good stuff", gasp'd he,
And realign'd his sights accordingly,
Changing the course of music as a whole.
Meanwhile, the group whose many songs he wrote
Was playing these at gigs around the world;
Yet when his latest off'ring he unfurl'd
His bandmates found this music too remote
And felt that it would alienate the fans.
Up spake young Mike, one never short of pluck,
"Bri, with the formula you should not f***,"
Which threaten'd to upset our hero's plans;
Still, thanks to session players brave and true
Pet Sounds
got done, and "Good Vibrations" too.
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March 02, 2015, 11:47:02 AM »
Carl was the mediator
Brian loves to eat the taters
Mike became a meditator
And told Jardine to "Peace out, later!"
Denny was a prolific dater
Bruce did not vote for Ralph Nader
Britz's hands were on the faders
Murry was the real Darth Vader
The Markses and Rovells held some seders
Brian’s productions just got greater
SMiLE happened decades later
SIP has less lovers than haters
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March 03, 2015, 02:17:27 AM »
Ocean liner, bicycle, train
Lost and found
America remains.
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March 03, 2015, 04:13:25 AM »
The following haiku-like sentence excerpted from Alex Farquharson's book - 'Brian Wilson - An Art Book' (2004):
Creative hubris
with echoes of Icarus
and Doctor Faustus
******************************************************************************************
The following quote is lifted from fellow Dane, Lars Muhl's essay, "The Beach Boys - The Height of Spiritual Music". He's a popular singer/songwriter turned writer/esoteric/spiritual coach and lately Beach Boys-fan!:
...let it's authentic,
healing sound with the haiku-
like Words flow through you
http://www.larsmuhl.com/news/158/182/Beach-Boys-The
Height-of Spiritual-Music
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Let me take care of my typo in the Lars Muhl 'haiku':
'let its authentic,
healing sound with the haiku-
like words flow through you'
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A re-fitted word-units tanka'drome (5-7-5-7-7 - thanks jk):
Beatles before long...
created Revolution
(the NUMBER-one) ~ Bri's ...
Number One/Revo-Lution:
created long before Beatles'
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Quote from: rasmus skotte on March 04, 2015, 02:08:52 AM
A re-fitted word-units tanka'drome (5-7-5-7-7 - thanks jk):
Beatles before long...
created Revolution
(the NUMBER-one) ~ Bri's ...
Number One/Revo-Lution:
created long before Beatles'
Brilliant!
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There once was a Mike from Nantucket.
He...
uhh...never mind.
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There once were these singing sensations.
They were ALL about those good vibrations.
But that didn't last long.
They just don't get along.
And we debate the implications.
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"Add Some...Music...To Your Day. I do. It's the only way to fly. Well...what was I gonna put here? An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Hum me a few bars." Lee Marshall [2014]
Donald TRUMP! ... Is TOAST. "What a disaster." "Overrated?"... ... ..."BIG LEAGUE." "Lots of people are saying it" "I will tell you that." Collusion, Money Laundering, Treason. B'Bye Dirty Donnie!!! Adios!!! Bon Voyage!!! Toodles!!! Move yourself...SPANKY!!! Jail awaits. It's NO "Witch Hunt". There IS Collusion...and worse. The Russian Mafia!! Conspiracies!! Fraud!! This racist is goin' down...and soon. Good Riddance. And take the kids.
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- And your 'drome comes true! Let me show my appreciation in the style of a haiku~tanka:
HAIkudos all 'round...
(HIGH FIVE/seven/five) TANKsA-
lot {five/seven/five/
7
7}
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