I had an epiphany not long ago. Forget about SMiLE being a teenage symphony to God, it's the story of Brian setting his girlfriend's barn on fire and burning her alive! Well, maybe the protagonist isn't Brian, but it's more fun to imagine him
I'm slowly gonna flesh this out...
Just my HYEO... but I really, really wouldn't bother. Even as a running joke.
What does HYEO mean? Can't find an explanation on the net, maybe I'm too dumb for a proper search.