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« on: December 17, 2014, 05:00:24 PM »

Who doesn't like horchata, right? That sh*t is delicious.



OR SO I THOUGHT

I stumbled into a Salvadorian place to buy papusas and saw that they also made horchata. "It tastes a little different", I was warned. Pssh, how can you do horchata wrong? So, they served me my glass.


I took a drink, despite what the glass was trying to tell me. The horchata laughed at me as it stole part of my soul. You don't want this drink.

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2014, 05:10:54 PM »

I just had a pretty good laugh.
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2014, 12:33:32 AM »

Wtf  is Horchata, btw?
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2014, 12:50:28 AM »

Wtf  is Horchata, btw?

LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU.


Just kidding, I'm too lazy.


It's like.... Rice milk, or almond milk or something with some cinnamon or something. I dunno. It's somewhere between water and cow's milk, and goes great with tacos.


There's a Mexican restaurant and Mexican taco truck I go to that serves some killer horchata. Really makes the meal.



I've also seen it in the soda fountains at the 7 Eleven in my town, but you should stay away from that stuff. I don't think it's really horchata, more like the sugar water with other flavors similar to soda.


So in conclusion, good horchata is good, bad horchata is bad.
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2014, 04:21:44 AM »


It's like.... Rice milk, or almond milk or something with some cinnamon or something. I dunno. It's somewhere between water and cow's milk, and goes great with tacos.



 LOL LOL LOL Stack, eloquent and fuckin` illuminating, dude, thank you  Rock!

I will update wikipedia with your definition
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2014, 04:35:35 AM »

Spreading disinformation isn't good, Mr. Smith.
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