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« on: March 21, 2014, 07:36:15 PM » |
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Would the sisters Brianna, Denise and Carla Wilson, along with their cousin Michelle Love and their good friend Alice Jardine together known as The Beach Girls have had the same success as our current dimension's counterparts? Would they still be known as America's band and have over 50 years of success in the music industry? Would Michelle have the same baldness gene as her male counterpart Michael?
big ol surfer big ol one
make my heart come all undone
do you love me do you
surfer dude surfer dude
my big ol surfer dude
i have watched you from the shore
riding on the oceans roar
do you love me do you
surfer dude surfer dude
my big ol surfer dude
we could ride the surf together
while our love has grown
on your woodie i will ride you
every place we go oh oh
so i say from me to you
i made all your dreams come true
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2014, 09:12:37 PM » |
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Only if they found the right producer. Brianna would not likely have been allowed to be a record producer 50 years ago. She would have been sooo frustrated by that. I think they would have been something like the girls in the King Family.  |
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2014, 09:17:54 PM » |
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Naw, Mike would be the only guy in the group.
I, I love the colorful clothes he wears
And the way the sunlight pays upon his hat
I hear the sound of nasal word
On the wind that lifts his hat on through the air
I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations
He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations
I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations
He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations
I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations
He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations
Close my eyes, he's somehow closer now
Softly smile, I know he writes the hooks
When I look in his eyes
He goes with me to a surfer world
I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations
He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations
I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations
He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations
I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations
He's givin' me the Mike Lovetations
(My, my, what a Lovetation)
I don't where but he has some hair
(My, my, what a Lovetation)
(My, my, what a Lovetation)
Gotta keep those lovin' good Miketations a'happenin' with him
Gotta keep those lovin' good Miketations a'happenin' with him
Gotta keep those lovin' good Miketations a'happenin' with him
I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations
He's givin' me Mike Lovetations
I'm pickin' up Mike Lovetations
He's givin' me...
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2014, 02:43:07 AM » |
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You'd all think Dennis was a slut.
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2014, 03:03:56 AM » |
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2014, 08:28:05 AM » |
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Would be funny if this did happen in a parallel universe and Spector had produced them, ha! What if instead of marrying Ronnie Phil had married Brianna?  And Denise was a Manson girl. |
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Don't be eccentric, this is a BEACH BOYS forum, for God's sake!
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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2014, 03:12:50 PM » |
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They'd be the Surfer Girls, not the Beach Girls
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« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2014, 03:31:36 PM » |
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They would have been the Wilson Phillips of the 60s. Dennis (Denni, lol) would've been the hot one all the guys fawned over ala Wendy Wilson; Brian or Carl would've been the Carnie of the group (enough said); Mike, of course, would have been the nominal lead singer, as Chynna was; and Alice Jardine would've been a dental hygienist.
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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2014, 03:33:12 PM » |
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What if they were all born with Downs Syndrome?
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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2014, 03:52:11 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2014, 05:07:00 PM » |
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big ol surfer big ol one
make my heart come all undone
do you love me do you
surfer dude surfer dude
my big ol surfer dude
i have watched you from the shore
riding on the oceans roar
do you love me do you
surfer dude surfer dude
my big ol surfer dude
we could ride the surf together
while our love has grown
on your woodie i will ride you
every place we go oh oh
so i say from me to you
i made all your dreams come true
etc etc
I almost did a spit take at "on your woodie i will ride you every place we go". Classic post, stack! I wonder what they would do with 409? Hmmm....... |
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2014, 05:36:19 PM » |
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Imagine if they still played their own instruments (giggity)?
They'd be the Go-Go's.
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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2014, 07:00:20 PM » |
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I wish they all could be California Boys...
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2014, 06:43:36 AM » |
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Only if they found the right producer. Brianna would not likely have been allowed to be a record producer 50 years ago. She would have been sooo frustrated by that. I think they would have been something like the girls in the King Family. They would make this...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuE3ngmwJt4 |
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2014, 06:55:56 AM » |
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... then Love would really be a woman.
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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2014, 09:20:44 PM » |
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Music genius Brianna Wilson learns harmony by listening to the Four Freshmanettes and learns production from Phyllis Spector and forms The Surfer Girls. Obsessed with Be My Baby by the Ronnie's. She falls in love with Merrill Rovelle who is in a group called The Dudes. Dennise joins the Charlotte Manson family. The lost Surfer Girl Devolyn Marks starts her own groups the Markettes and the Moonlettes. Also the murder of president Joan Kennedy inspired Warmth of the Sun.
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"Over the years, I've been accused of not supporting our new music from this era (67-73) and just wanting to play our hits. That's complete b.s......I was also, as the front man, the one promoting these songs onstage and have the scars to show for it."
Mike Love autobiography (pg 242-243)
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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2014, 09:57:48 PM » |
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They could all go f*** themselves! |
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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2014, 01:43:44 PM » |
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Joan Francis Kennedy was assassinated by Leah Holly Oswald. And one of the biggest movies of the 60s, Planet of the Apes, starring Charlene Heston, was a sci-fi about a planet ruled by men.
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"Over the years, I've been accused of not supporting our new music from this era (67-73) and just wanting to play our hits. That's complete b.s......I was also, as the front man, the one promoting these songs onstage and have the scars to show for it."
Mike Love autobiography (pg 242-243)
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« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2014, 01:59:34 PM » |
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This may not be as far-fetched as you think. After all, they were raised like girls, according to Murry.
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« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2014, 04:20:10 PM » |
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They could all go f*** themselves! This had me rolling!  |
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« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2014, 10:21:02 AM » |
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Brianna Wilson
Denise Wilson
Carla Wilson
Michelle Love
Allison Jardine
Deborah Marks
Bridgett Johnston
Erica Fatar
Blondie Chaplin
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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2014, 10:25:53 AM » |
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Hey Little Tomboy would be more interesting....
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« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2014, 12:50:49 PM » |
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You'd all think Dennis was a slut.
Dennis would have become pregnant shortly after Surfin' Safarinas was released and would have had to leave the band. |
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« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2014, 01:33:17 PM » |
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Wait, what? Now you're telling me they aren't girls? Pet Sounds is definetely sung by girls plus one Mike Lover, don't try to take that away from me.
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