The Weirdest Photos Of Mike Love You Can Find

[schiaffino]

Is the Viper Q&A photo of Mike in this thread?

It should be, not because its weird, but actually cause its cool.

[Dancing Bear]

In a parallel universe Mike never lost his hair and migrated to Norway.

[ontor pertawst]

The Other Mike Love could play Mike Love in a biopic of the original Mike Love. You could call the film... Mike Love. That is a look begging to meet Beatles in India.

[ontor pertawst]

A race against the clock to see who has rigor mortis set in first.

[The LEGENDARY OSD]

A race against the clock to see who has rigor mortis set in first.

 

[elnombre]

Of all the legitimate things to rag on Mike for you have to go with 'he's old'? 

[ontor pertawst]

By all means, break out the funny captions and show us how it's done!

[Lowbacca]

By all means, break out the funny captions and show us how it's done!

"Mike.. welcome to the interview organised by.. you. I have here... a piece of paper in my hand. Do you remember.. the invention of paper?"

"Sure I do. We recorded our first album in 1862 [waits for laughs..]... the invention of paper was waaaay before that. Everything else came after - roadies, rugs, the Beatles. Speaking of India.."

*Camera man scratches his head*

[ontor pertawst]

WHEEEEEEEEEN some David Crosby tries to get you down...



Mike Love: the new fragrance for MEN. Ask for it by name.

[ontor pertawst]

Bruce explains why he never wanted to write songs with Mike "in a room"



One Love, Many Faces



Even roses take time out to smell the Mikes.



Nike's ill-fated "Where is Mike Love?" campaign regularly tops AdWeek's lists of Worst Promotional Ideas Ever
 

[Pretty Funky]

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR BIG SUR, CALIFORNIA

MICHAEL LOVE - Plaintiff
v
BRIAN DOUGLAS WILSON- Defendant

CASE NO.: 108465748

COMPLAINT
Plaintiff, Michael Love, by and through their undersigned attorneys, Ronald V. Brown, Jr., and Brown & Wiezokwski, LLC, bring suit against Defendant Brian Douglas Wilson and states as follows:

1. Plaintiff is a resident of Big Sur, California.
2. Defendant Brian Douglas Wilson carries on regular and substantial business in Big Sur, California.
3. On September 2nd, 2008 Defendent released a phonographic recording, entitled "That Lucky Old Sun" in Big Sur and world wide distribution through various record stores, department stores, online clearinghouses and digital download services.
4. Plaintiff presents photographic evidence that said album cover was based on a 'hawaiian styled shirt' design Plaintiff once wore on stage in 2006 (see attached photo #23)

Respectfully submitted,
Brown & Wiezokwski, LLC

Ronald V. Brown, Jr.
Laura G. Wiezokwski
1 South St, #2450
Big Sur, California
(213) 555-6000
Counsel for Plaintiffs

PLAINTIFF’S REQUEST FOR JURY TRIAL

Plaintiff pursuant to California Rule 2-325, prays a trial by jury on all issues.

Bruce: "Of course I will be a totally unbiased witness in the upcoming Mike vs Brian TLOS suit!"

[ontor pertawst]

The quote that opens his landmark 3-volume history of the 20th century.



AL: "If I keep smiling, maybe he'll stop."



Stamos: "He's never going to stop, no matter how much I smile."


 “Two things that we know for certain: Mr. Love will never allow the facts get in the way of his ramblings and he will never miss an opportunity to regurgitate his venom." - Eagles rep

[Ron]

"I'm not paying it"

But Mr. Love... the whole purpose of a silent auction, is that since you placed this bid on the Movado Silverware set, that your bid will be collected and donated to charit....

"I'm not paying it"

[Pretty Funky]

Wink: "So any chance you and Brian will work together again?"

Mike: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......"

[Lee Marshall]

Mike Love and Bruce Johnston hold joint press conference to announce that,  while Bruce will carry the torch for the Beach Boys 'brand' going forward, Mike has left the group he helped to found in order to start a NEW band called 'CORVETTE'.  They even have their own hats and they haven't even recorded a song or played a gig yet.  Marketing will be the new groups' raison d'etre.

[Micha]

A race against the clock to see who has rigor mortis set in first.

That's a good joke!

[Mike's Beard]

"My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a western my dance floor date
My rodeo Romeo a cowboy God from head to toe
Wanna make you mine better get in line
5 6 7 8"

[Mike's Beard]

"23 additional Reunion Tour dates? That's news to me brah!"

[Mike's Beard]

"Wha-hey, I just killed SMiLE!"

[guitarfool2002]

Video outtakes reel #1:

Wink: Let's get to the fan questions, are you ready Mike?
Mike: Fire away, Wink!
Wink: Great! Okay, the first question comes from Old Surfer Dude, he asks "Hey Mike, did you ever try..."
Mike: Whoa, hold on there, what? Lemme see those cards.
Wink: Sure, is something wrong?
Mike: Question from Old Surfer Dude, question from Old Surfer Dude...Hey, all of these are from Old Surfer Dude! Someone switched the cards!
Wink: I don't know, those were the cards I was given.
Mike: Oh no. Where did you get these?
Wink: Your assistant gave them to me.
Mike: My assistant? What?
Wink: Yeah, he gave me the questions as he was leaving your house this morning.
Mike: He? But I don't have a male assistant.
Wink: Well he said he was your assistant, he gave me the cards as he was leaving to take some of your suits to the dry cleaners.
Mike: Dry cleaners? Oh no, he got my suits too!? What did he look like?
Wink: He was wearing a T-shirt that said "Brian's Back"
Mike: Oh no.
Wink: ......oh Mike, I'm so sorry, I had no idea who he...the dry cleaning...umm...
Mike: Wink........we just got rooked.

[Mike's Beard]

"David Crosby, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

[Mendota Heights]

Wink: "Mike, close your eyes and picture me naked."

[The LEGENDARY OSD]

Video outtakes reel #1:

Wink: Let's get to the fan questions, are you ready Mike?
Mike: Fire away, Wink!
Wink: Great! Okay, the first question comes from Old Surfer Dude, he asks "Hey Mike, did you ever try..."
Mike: Whoa, hold on there, what? Lemme see those cards.
Wink: Sure, is something wrong?
Mike: Question from Old Surfer Dude, question from Old Surfer Dude...Hey, all of these are from Old Surfer Dude! Someone switched the cards!
Wink: I don't know, those were the cards I was given.
Mike: Oh no. Where did you get these?
Wink: Your assistant gave them to me.
Mike: My assistant? What?
Wink: Yeah, he gave me the questions as he was leaving your house this morning.
Mike: He? But I don't have a male assistant.
Wink: Well he said he was your assistant, he gave me the cards as he was leaving to take some of your suits to the dry cleaners.
Mike: Dry cleaners? Oh no, he got my suits too!? What did he look like?
Wink: He was wearing a T-shirt that said "Brian's Back"
Mike: Oh no.
Wink: ......oh Mike, I'm so sorry, I had no idea who he...the dry cleaning...umm...
Mike: Wink........we just got rooked.

[SMiLE Brian]

Guitarfool wins the thread!

[The LEGENDARY OSD]

"Wha-hey, I just killed SMiLE!"

"...and my reputation!"