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« Reply #875 on: October 26, 2014, 10:03:37 AM »



Anybody got a joke NOT concerning penis size for this one? I'm struggling here.



Sure you are.



Somebody has been hitting the apple juice jug.
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« Reply #876 on: October 26, 2014, 10:10:13 AM »



Anybody got a joke NOT concerning penis size for this one? I'm struggling here.

One eyed Mike.
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« Reply #877 on: October 26, 2014, 02:43:29 PM »

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« Reply #878 on: October 26, 2014, 02:47:28 PM »



I never thought a photo of Mike looking happy could be creepier than the ones of him looking dead eyed. Shocked
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« Reply #879 on: October 26, 2014, 03:28:22 PM »



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This one has so much going on it's almost impossible to work with.  Stamos on the drums, but somehow he looks like George Michael.  Mike with his 'what me worry?" impression, and it appears he's not wearing any pants and his genitals are blurred out for some reason .
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« Reply #880 on: October 27, 2014, 07:37:12 AM »



Al:  Uh... Mike, you want your shoes, dude?
Mike:  Shoes?  Where I'm going, I don't need shoes.

Al:  Seriously?
Bruce:  Yeah, Al.  With Mike finally in the lead, the Beach Boys will be trailblazing the 1980s -- to the MAX!!!

Al:  Fine, d-cks.  I'm gonna toss'em in the ocean.
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« Reply #881 on: October 27, 2014, 07:53:31 AM »



Holy sh-t!  He went into the sax!

Brian:  What?  Who went into the sax?
Mike:  A mouse!  He crawled into the sax!!

Brian:  No sh-t?!
Mike:  I'll get'em out -- I'll BLOW HIM OUT!
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« Reply #882 on: October 27, 2014, 09:10:27 AM »



Guy in Audience:  Over and over, the crow cries!!!!
**Mike stops the music**

Guy in Audience:  Uncover the cornfield!!
Mike:  **long pause**

Mike:  You know what the crow finds in the cornfield?
Guy in Audience:  Wait, what?

Mike:  You.  Face-down.

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« Reply #883 on: October 27, 2014, 09:24:13 AM »



....And no one can see my left arm, becauuuuse...
Guitarist:  Cuz it's camouflaged, Mike.

Mike:  Cuz it's camouflaged!
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« Reply #884 on: October 27, 2014, 09:32:50 AM »



Bruce:  You never know what he's gonna do!  His genius is so unpredictable.  Like, the FaRTs album... who ever would have thought to do that!?!
Mike:  uh, that - that one's not out yet.

Bruce:  But if it was out... it'd be bigger than anything!
Mike:  Probably.

Bruce:  I mean bigger than big!
Mike:  Thanks, we got it, Bruce.

Bruce:  I mean, huge, sh-t!
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« Reply #885 on: October 27, 2014, 09:37:10 AM »



Jimmy Fallon (thinking):  Oh sh-t, there's Brian Wilson.  What?  Why are they're holding hands?  This is so weird, this is so weird.  What the f-ck did I get myself into?
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« Reply #886 on: October 27, 2014, 10:57:50 AM »



Stamos:  You wanna touch tips?
Mike:  Get your leg off me, now.

Stamos:  You wanna?
Mike:  It ain't gonna happen.
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« Reply #887 on: October 27, 2014, 01:01:41 PM »



"Stare into my eye socket, Brian!"
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« Reply #888 on: October 27, 2014, 02:12:44 PM »



Winner!
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« Reply #889 on: October 27, 2014, 03:18:43 PM »



Bruce:  You never know what he's gonna do!  His genius is so unpredictable.  Like, the FaRTs album... who ever would have thought to do that!?!
Mike:  uh, that - that one's not out yet.

Bruce:  But if it was out... it'd be bigger than anything!
Mike:  Probably.

Bruce:  I mean bigger than big!
Mike:  Thanks, we got it, Bruce.

Bruce:  I mean, huge, sh-t!


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« Reply #890 on: October 27, 2014, 11:53:09 PM »


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« Reply #891 on: November 01, 2014, 01:01:33 PM »

Just for ol' times sake, one more:

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« Reply #892 on: November 01, 2014, 03:18:34 PM »

Just for ol' times sake, one more:



That's funny. Smiley
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« Reply #893 on: November 02, 2014, 01:47:22 AM »

Just for ol' times sake, one more:



LOL YOUR LINK IS THE GOOD
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« Reply #894 on: November 03, 2014, 09:18:08 PM »



Dean:  Hey.  Mike.  What do you say -- next Ad, I wear the Radio Shack Trucker Hat, and you hold the appliance?
Mike:  Sure pal.  Whatever we say, it'll be better than the quote Radio Shack made up.

Dean:  Spank me, Mike!
Mike:  Sure pal!
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« Reply #895 on: November 03, 2014, 09:21:16 PM »



Oh no.  No, no.  I play the Thera-hickey.  You listen in awe.
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« Reply #896 on: November 03, 2014, 09:35:04 PM »



Photographer:  Ok.  I want you to look like you're asking -- "who am I?"
Mike:  Who am I?  Phfff.  Who are you?

Photographer:  No, no.  I need you to look... um, look like you're thinking about "what does it all mean?"
Mike:  What does it mean?  Pfff.  I'll tell you -- I mean.  That's what it means.

Photographer:  Mike, seriously... I need you to look like you don't have a sack-a-sh-t attitude.  Seriously.  For 5 seconds.
Mike:  Pffffht.  Snap the picture.
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« Reply #897 on: November 08, 2014, 08:07:43 PM »

Have we had this photo yet? Mike's doesn't look very impressed with this thread.
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« Reply #898 on: November 09, 2014, 01:07:52 AM »




Mike flicks off the latest Brian/ Al 'copyrighted images being used onstage' lawsuit.
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« Reply #899 on: November 09, 2014, 05:33:12 AM »




Beach Boys hat, check. Beach Boys shirt, check.

"Say, is that guy one of the Beach Boys?"
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