The Weirdest Photos Of Mike Love You Can Find

[Bean Bag]

Reporter:  Dude!?!
Mike:  What did you say?

Reporter:  Just asked about Summer In Paradise!  It's been out of print.  And why it wasn't mentioned on the Made In California box...
Mike:  W-w-w-w-what album?

Reporter:  Summer In Paradise, man -- what the fck?!
Mike:  There is no fcking album called Summer In Paradise!

Reporter:  What?!?
Mike:  Get your fcking camera and your fcking lies off my fcking stage!!!

Reporter:  You're hurting my arm!
Mike:  Shomer Shabbos!

[Bean Bag]

Brian:  So, what... the whole album is about... (long pause)... farts?
Mike:  Could be.  Could be.  I mean, why not?

Brian:  Well, I can think of a few reasons...
Mike:  Bri, we've been wanting to branch out...

Brian:  You mean I've been wanting to branch out--
Mike:  And I have an idea...

Brian:  How is farts an idea?
Mike:  There's more to life than girls, cars and surfing...

Brian:  Sure, but farts?  Why not just sh-t?
Mike:  No.  No.  No.

[Mr. Cohen]

Mike: I've been thinking of ways to save this Smile project.
Brian: OK. What do you think we should do?

Mike: Change the lyrics, obviously! How about this:

I'm gonna be 'round my girl-a-friend
I'm gonna chow down with my girl-a-friend
I love you most of all
My favorite girl-a-friend

Brian: I don't know. I wanted it to be about vegetables.

Mike: You didn't let me finish.

I'm gonna keep well, my girl-a-friend
Cart off and sell your old boy-a-friend
I love you most of all
My favorite girl-a-friend

Brian: That's very funny, but no.

Mike: OK, how about this:

Once upon the Hawaii islands
My girlfriend gassed upon our mattress

Rock, rock, roll
Girlfriend please roll over

Brian: You might be on to something.

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

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Hey this thread cant be in page 2 of general topics!

Adding stuff asap...

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The failed intervention


The catering of a rock star


The reason why he finished the C50 tour

[Mr. Cohen]

Amy: Oh my God, Jennifer.
Jennifer: What?
Amy: I don't think this is a wax dummy.
Jennifer: Like, what do you mean?
Amy: Like that thing in his pants. It just moved.
Jennifer: What? Oh my god, ew! THIS IS SO GROSS, AMY!

Mike: Hey ladies! Do you want to defy a little bit of gravity?

[Lowbacca]

Amy: Oh my God, Jennifer.
Jennifer: What?
Amy: I don't think this is a wax dummy.
Jennifer: Like, what do you mean?
Amy: Like that thing in his pants. It just moved.
Jennifer: What? Oh my god, ew! THIS IS SO GROSS, AMY!

Mike: Hey ladies! Do you want to defy a little bit of gravity?

[Pretty Funky]

Mike with 2 dissatisfied partners.




Mike with 2 satisfied partners.

[Pretty Funky]

Mike explains that 'a set start date and a set end date' at his age is about 3 minutes!

[Bean Bag]

Al:  Mike, what is it?
Mike:  That really was a High-Fiber bar....

Al:  120 grams.  The real sht.
Mike:  I had six.

Al:  What?
Mike:  Call HAZMAT.

[Bean Bag]

Dave:  Dang Mike, you work out?

Mike:  Al?
Al:  What.

Mike:  Al?
Al:  What!?

Mike:  Get the car.
Dave:  You may have a few polyps.

Mike:  NOW!!

[Pretty Funky]

Al: "Good news Mike....Brian, Dave and myself want to make this reunion permanent!"

[Pretty Funky]

Mike: "See that old chick with the walker and Depends? Had her in 63!"

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The (original) fast and the furious


The attempt at TM'ng during an MTV event


The horror


The reason why Mike Love is so cool

[cta]

 

Jeez.  What a mess.

Keep it coming, folks.

[Summer_Days]

KICK OUT THE JAMS M#$%#@!&ERS!!!

[beacharg]

 

That's Glen on guitar? I thought he only played bass.

[leggo of my ego]

  S' good to see this thread alive and well! 

[leggo of my ego]

 

That's Glen on guitar? I thought he only played bass.

It was a new prototype bass / 6 string double neck

the bass neck is up Mikes *ss I think.   

[Summer_Days]

John: *mutters* Somebody get this balding berk away from me.

Mike: Hey John, transcendence and good surf be upon you, man.

John: Stop telling me how to write my own songs "man".

Mike: I'm tellin' ya, Johnny, "Across the Beach" would be a better title, man. 'Across The Universe' is a nice ditty, man, but if you REALLY wanna connect with the boys and girls, lemme tell ya....

[Bean Bag]

I LIKE YOU!!  NO, I MEAN IT!  I REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU!!!  A LOT!!  I WANNA BUY YOU ICE CREAM!!!  YOU LIKE ICE CREAM?!!  WHAT?!!  YES?!!  GOOD!!!!  CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?!!  CHOCOLATE?  OK, DOES YOUR FRIEND WANT SOME?!!  NO?!!  OK -- WAIT -- YES?  OK, I'LL GET HER ONE TOO.  CHOCOLATE OR VAN-  VANILLA?  OK VANILLA!!  SINGLE SCOOP ON A WAFFLE CONE SOUND GOOD?!!  EXCELLENT!  THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS GET!!  GOTTA HAVE THE WAFFLE CONE!!  LOOOOOOVE THE FCKING WAFFLE CONES!!!

[Bean Bag]

"NO!," he said... "FaRTs isn't a good idea!"

Brian:  The fck Mike... right now?
Mike:  "YUCKY!," he said.... "FaRTs is a yucky idea!"

Brian:  *sigh*
Mike:  "GROSS!," he said... "All of Mike's ideas are stupid and gross!"

Brian:  Later, Mike.  Not now.
Mike:  "LATER MIKE!," he's all like... "LATER MIKE!!!'"

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I LIKE YOU!!  NO, I MEAN IT!  I REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU!!!  A LOT!!  I WANNA BUY YOU ICE CREAM!!!  YOU LIKE ICE CREAM?!!  WHAT?!!  YES?!!  GOOD!!!!  CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?!!  CHOCOLATE?  OK, DOES YOUR FRIEND WANT SOME?!!  NO?!!  OK -- WAIT -- YES?  OK, I'LL GET HER ONE TOO.  CHOCOLATE OR VAN-  VANILLA?  OK VANILLA!!  SINGLE SCOOP ON A WAFFLE CONE SOUND GOOD?!!  EXCELLENT!  THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS GET!!  GOTTA HAVE THE WAFFLE CONE!!  LOOOOOOVE THE FCKING WAFFLE CONES!!!

 

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A couple more...keeping the thread alive!!!!

The momentary lapse of reason


The failed casting for Baywatch (late 60s pilot)


The parallel career as Mr Peanut