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« Reply #525 on: March 15, 2014, 10:50:02 PM »



I said the Beatles were good, but not as good - is what I said, actually...

Paul:  That's not what you said.
Ringo:   It's not... tell'em what you said..
Paul:  Yeah Mike... tell 'em.

Mike:  Maybe... I said,  the Beatles suck....  what?
Paul:   Mmm-hmm.
Ringo:   Mmm.
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« Reply #526 on: March 18, 2014, 07:05:31 AM »



Weeelll, she's got'er daddy's car, and she's --  **stops singing, music breaks-down**

Carl:  Uhh... Mike?
Mike: **no response**
Al:  Mike, seriously?

**crowd grumbles**

Mike:  You guys feel that?
Carl:  No.

Mike:  Somebody isn't having a good time.
Carl:  Oh, for the love of...
Mike:  Quick, get my turban...
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« Reply #528 on: March 18, 2014, 01:14:09 PM »



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« Reply #529 on: March 19, 2014, 08:55:12 AM »



About the Author:  Dr. Mike Love, is a Self-Help super-duper, master-guru of the most epic proportions.  His first book, Looking Up the Nose of Love, taught millions of readers -- sh-t, followers! -- to unleash their inner love tiger and tackle their inner poo-panda.  Punish it with ridicule and insults.  A six-time New York Times Best Selling Author, motivational speaker and personal adviser to Presidents, Movie Stars, Business Leaders and the occasional Cheerleader, Mike Love has very much changed the face of the self-help industry.  A face that was once hairy and stupid -- but is now slick and smarmy.

Each year, fans -- I mean followers -- wait breathlessly for the next installment of Mike Love's soothing Self-Help literary dynasty.  To lap up every word of wistful wisdom.  To drink from the fuzzy fountain of knowledge, spilled forth, therein.  And, as Mike would say:  "to perfect our chemistry.  To defy a little bit of gravity.  Together, we can find that Monserrat mystique wedged between your b-ttcheeks."
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« Reply #530 on: March 22, 2014, 10:46:07 AM »


"Back in my day, we toured without Brian and people liked it. Now everyone's all upset about it. Let me tell you something young man. I wrote every word of "Good Vibrations". Every f'n word!"
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« Reply #531 on: March 22, 2014, 10:49:13 AM »


Mike finally updates his stage shtick by performing a striptease routine in the middle of "Don't Worry Baby".
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« Reply #532 on: March 22, 2014, 11:08:53 AM »

Both are great.... LOL
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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« Reply #533 on: March 22, 2014, 01:00:24 PM »

A face that was once hairy and stupid -- but is now slick and smarmy.

Best line!  Grin Grin Grin
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Hey Little Tomboy is creepy. Banging women by the pool is fun and conjures up warm summer thoughts a Beach Boys song should.

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« Reply #534 on: March 24, 2014, 09:46:31 AM »


Un-aired portion of an interview from 1985.  Mike Love opens up to Barbara Walters.
Let's fast forward to the good stuff, shall we?


M:  Well, Bar, it was called FaRTs.  All caps.  Little "a" -- FaRTs.
B:  Oh, like SMiLE?
M:  "Like SMiLE?" The fck you talking about?

B:  C'mon, little "a?"  You don't see the similarity?
M:  No.
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« Reply #535 on: March 24, 2014, 10:05:30 AM »



B:  Why FaRTs?  What an odd title...
M:  It was a working title.

B:  But you've kept it.  You still call it FaRTs today?
M:  Denny and Brian hated it.  And Al said the album would never, ever come out.  I said Al was a troll.  And that it don't matter what trolls think.

B:  You've lost me.
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« Reply #536 on: March 24, 2014, 10:13:45 AM »



M:  Listen.  I had songs.  Denny had songs.  We all had songs.  But Al had all these folk songs -- they weren't even his.
B:  Right.  Al liked folk songs.

M:  So I said... "Al.  I could FaRT out an album before you could."  And they all said "Fine, make a fart album."  Or something like that.
B:  Boys will be boys.

M:  Denny started recording himself in the bathroom.  He'd come out and say "Hey buddy... got yer new single!"
B:  That sounds like Denny.

M:  So I'd call my brothers to slash his tires or something.
B:  That's evil.

M:  Yeah, well... Denny dipped his b@lls in my coffee.
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« Reply #537 on: March 24, 2014, 10:24:09 AM »



B:  When did all this start?
M:  Right around Pet Sounds.

B:  I'm surprised you didn't call your album "bowel sounds" then.
M:  I don't get it.

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« Reply #538 on: March 24, 2014, 10:37:48 AM »



M:  Regardless... it was clear to me -- before everybody else -- that Brian was finished.
B:  In your words:  'Fcking with the formula?'

M:  Big time.
B:  And your answer to all this... was the FaRTs album?

M:  More or less.  They said it would never happen.  Brian didn't like it.  He wouldn't have it.
B:  He had other plans?  Good Vibrations?  SMiLE?

M:  But I had ideas.  And Al didn't.  That's the point.
B:  Of course Al had a hit.  With Sloop John B.  He brought that song to Brian...

M:  So.
B:  And later he had Cottonfields, too.  And Come Go with Me several years later.

M:  Listen.  The point, Barbara, is I started writing and Al didn't.  So I won.
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« Reply #539 on: March 24, 2014, 10:44:18 AM »



B:  You say you won, because Al didn't write anything original?
M:  Yeah.  Certainly no album.

B:  What about Denny.  He's considered by many to be the best writer after Brian.  His album came out.  Yours didn't.
M:  You don't get it.

B:  Apparently, no one did.  No one got it.  FaRTs never come out.
M:  It doesn't need to.  I still won.

B:  How is that?  Al delivered hits and you, if I may, couldn't squeeze out a FaRT?!!
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« Reply #540 on: March 24, 2014, 11:10:28 AM »



M:  The album "concept" was the point.  I had the idea.  Not Al.  I had the songs.  Not Al.  The formula.  I had the concept.
B:  And just what was the concept for FaRTs?

M:  Songs that everybody could relate to.
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« Reply #541 on: March 24, 2014, 03:34:28 PM »


Mike finally updates his stage shtick by performing a striptease routine in the middle of "Don't Worry Baby".

One of the very few photographs to surface from The Beach Boys private show in Jabba The Hut's throne room.
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« Reply #542 on: March 24, 2014, 03:49:36 PM »


Mike finally updates his stage shtick by performing a striptease routine in the middle of "Don't Worry Baby".

One of the very few photographs to surface from The Beach Boys private show in Jabba The Hut's throne room.
LOL (I'm sure they had a couple of Jabba's exotic dancers on stage for BTTYS!)
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« Reply #543 on: March 26, 2014, 09:11:04 AM »



YEAH?!?  I GOT RINGS TOO, PAL!  SEE?!!  EVERYBODY GOT RINGS!!!

Bruce:  Mike, he said:  "Sing."  Not rings.
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« Reply #544 on: March 26, 2014, 09:36:03 AM »




Stamos:  I can't believe I get paid for this!
Guy w/Blue Guitar:  Neither can we.

Mike:  I have a question.  Do you all think I can't fit this here tambourine over John's head?  Who wants to wager?
Stamos:  Wait I'm not finished with my solo...

Guy w/Blue Guitar:  Yeah, that's me.  You're amps not on, dude.  We shut it off after warm-ups.
Stamos:  No way, bro.  This is all Stamos!
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« Reply #545 on: March 26, 2014, 09:43:07 AM »


What, over there?  That's the same Port-a-Potty Brian destroyed in Houston.
Brian:  Voila!

Dennis:  That was you?
Brian:  A-thankyouverymuch.

Carl:  Pfft.  That was epic.
Mike:  I'm not using that.

Al:  Just fckin' use it Mike
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« Reply #546 on: March 26, 2014, 09:51:05 AM »



Adam Levine (Maroon 5):  Woooo-a-woooo
Mike:  Ha.  Is that what you do?  Woo wooo, like this?  ha.

Adam Levine:  Woooo-a-looooo
Mike:  Alright.  Ok.  Fun.

Adam Levine:  Woooo-ooooo
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« Reply #547 on: March 26, 2014, 09:58:41 AM »



Adam Levine:  See that folks?  Religious man.
Mike:  Spiritual man.

Adam Levine:  Pray for more rings, I bet
Mike:  Praying for a non-violent ending to our pairing.
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« Reply #548 on: March 26, 2014, 10:08:47 AM »




No, it's like this son.  Just a look.
Adam Levine:  Woooooooo-wooooooooo

Mike:  Yeah, not even close.
Adam Levine:  Wowowoo-wo-wowoo


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« Reply #549 on: March 26, 2014, 10:18:12 AM »



Why did we bring that disgusting porta-potty with us in the first place?
Brian:  A memento.

Mike:  Seriously.  I'm not using that.
Carl:  I think you are.

Mike:  What band takes a porta-potty -- Why didn't we just fcking leave it in Houston, where we found it?!
Brian:  A love memento.
Denny:  It's a Love thing.

Mike:  You've got to be shttin' me!
Al:  Or you could just stop being a total pssy and use the fckin' toilet
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