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I said the Beatles were good, but not
as good
- is what I said, actually...
Paul: That's not what you said.
Ringo: It's not... tell'em what you said..
Paul: Yeah Mike... tell 'em.
Mike: Maybe... I said, the Beatles suck....
what?
Paul: Mmm-hmm.
Ringo: Mmm.
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Weeelll, she's got'er daddy's car, and she's --
**stops singing, music breaks-down**
Carl: Uhh...
Mike?
Mike: **no response**
Al: Mike,
seriously?
**crowd grumbles**
Mike: You guys feel that?
Carl: No.
Mike: Somebody isn't having a good time.
Carl:
Oh, for the love of...
Mike: Quick, get my turban...
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Quote from: Bean Bag on March 18, 2014, 07:06:45 AM
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About the Author:
Dr. Mike Love, is a Self-Help super-duper, master-guru of the most epic proportions. His first book,
Looking Up the Nose of Love
, taught millions of readers -- sh-t,
followers!
-- to unleash their inner love tiger and tackle their inner poo-panda. Punish it with ridicule and insults. A six-time New York Times Best Selling Author, motivational speaker and personal adviser to Presidents, Movie Stars, Business Leaders and the occasional Cheerleader, Mike Love has very much changed the face of the self-help industry. A face that was once hairy and stupid -- but is now slick and smarmy.
Each year, fans -- I mean followers -- wait breathlessly for the next installment of Mike Love's soothing Self-Help literary dynasty. To lap up every word of wistful wisdom. To drink from the fuzzy fountain of knowledge, spilled forth, therein. And, as Mike would say: "to perfect our chemistry. To defy a little bit of gravity. Together, we can find that Monserrat mystique wedged between your b-ttcheeks."
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"Back in my day, we toured without Brian and people liked it. Now everyone's all upset about it. Let me tell you something young man. I wrote every word of "Good Vibrations". Every f'n word!"
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March 22, 2014, 10:49:13 AM »
Mike finally updates his stage shtick by performing a striptease routine in the middle of "Don't Worry Baby".
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Both are great....
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And production aside, I’d so much rather hear a 14 year old David Marks shred some guitar on Chug-a-lug than hear a 51 year old Mike Love sing about bangin some chick in a swimming pool.-rab2591
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A face that was once hairy and stupid -- but is now slick and smarmy.
Best line!
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Hey Little Tomboy is creepy. Banging women by the pool is fun and conjures up warm summer thoughts a Beach Boys song should.
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A bootlegger knows no law
Therefore: A bootlegger is a necessity
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Un-aired portion of an interview from 1985. Mike Love opens up to Barbara Walters.
Let's fast forward to the good stuff, shall we?
M: Well, Bar, it was called FaRTs. All caps. Little "a" -- FaRTs.
B: Oh, like SMiLE?
M:
"Like SMiLE?"
The fck you talking about?
B: C'mon, little "a?" You don't see the similarity?
M: No.
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B: Why
FaRTs
? What an odd title...
M: It was a working title.
B: But you've kept it. You still call it FaRTs today?
M: Denny and Brian hated it. And Al said the album would
never, ever
come out. I said Al was a troll. And that it don't matter what trolls think.
B: You've lost me.
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M: Listen. I had songs. Denny had songs.
We all had songs.
But Al had all these folk songs -- they weren't even his.
B: Right. Al liked folk songs.
M: So I said... "Al. I could FaRT out an album before you could." And they all said "Fine, make a fart album." Or something like that.
B: Boys will be boys.
M: Denny started recording himself in the bathroom. He'd come out and say "Hey buddy... got yer new single!"
B: That sounds like Denny.
M: So I'd call my brothers to slash his tires or something.
B: That's evil.
M: Yeah, well... Denny dipped his b@lls in my coffee.
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March 24, 2014, 10:24:09 AM »
B: When did all this start?
M: Right around Pet Sounds.
B: I'm surprised you didn't call your album "bowel sounds" then.
M: I don't get it.
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M: Regardless... it was clear to me -- before everybody else -- that Brian was finished.
B: In your words:
'Fcking with the formula?'
M: Big time.
B: And your answer to all this...
was the FaRTs album?
M: More or less. They said it would never happen. Brian didn't like it. He wouldn't have it.
B: He had other plans? Good Vibrations? SMiLE?
M: But I had ideas. And Al didn't. That's the point.
B: Of course Al had a hit. With
Sloop John B
. He brought that song to Brian...
M: So.
B: And later he had
Cottonfields
, too. And
Come Go with Me
several years later.
M: Listen. The point,
Barbara
, is I started writing and Al didn't. So I won.
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B: You say you won, because Al didn't write anything original?
M: Yeah. Certainly no album.
B: What about Denny. He's considered by many to be the best writer after Brian. His album came out. Yours didn't.
M: You don't get it.
B: Apparently, no one did. No one got it. FaRTs never come out.
M: It doesn't need to. I still won.
B: How is that? Al delivered hits and you, if I may, couldn't squeeze out a
FaRT?!!
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M: The album "concept" was the point. I had the idea. Not Al. I had the songs. Not Al. The formula. I had the concept.
B: And just what was the concept for FaRTs?
M: Songs that everybody could relate to.
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Quote from: Mayoman on March 22, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
Mike finally updates his stage shtick by performing a striptease routine in the middle of "Don't Worry Baby".
One of the very few photographs to surface from The Beach Boys private show in Jabba The Hut's throne room.
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Quote from: J.G. Dev on March 24, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
Quote from: Mayoman on March 22, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
Mike finally updates his stage shtick by performing a striptease routine in the middle of "Don't Worry Baby".
One of the very few photographs to surface from The Beach Boys private show in Jabba The Hut's throne room.
(I'm sure they had a couple of Jabba's exotic dancers on stage for BTTYS!)
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YEAH?!?
I GOT RINGS TOO, PAL!
SEE?!!
EVERYBODY GOT RINGS!!!
Bruce: Mike, he said: "Sing." Not rings.
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Stamos: I can't believe I get paid for this!
Guy w/Blue Guitar: Neither can we.
Mike: I have a question. Do you all think I can't fit this
here
tambourine over John's head? Who wants to wager?
Stamos: Wait I'm not finished with my solo...
Guy w/Blue Guitar: Yeah, that's me. You're amps not on, dude. We shut it off after warm-ups.
Stamos: No way, bro. This is all Stamos!
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March 26, 2014, 09:43:07 AM »
What, over there? That's the same Port-a-Potty Brian destroyed in Houston.
Brian:
Voila!
Dennis: That was you?
Brian: A-thankyouverymuch.
Carl: Pfft. That was epic.
Mike: I'm not using that.
Al: Just fckin' use it Mike
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March 26, 2014, 09:51:05 AM »
Adam Levine (Maroon 5): Woooo-a-woooo
Mike: Ha. Is that what you do? Woo wooo, like this? ha.
Adam Levine: Woooo-a-looooo
Mike: Alright. Ok. Fun.
Adam Levine: Woooo-ooooo
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Adam Levine: See that folks? Religious man.
Mike:
Spiritual man.
Adam Levine: Pray for more rings, I bet
Mike: Praying for a non-violent ending to our pairing.
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No, it's like this son. Just a look.
Adam Levine: Woooooooo-wooooooooo
Mike: Yeah, not even close.
Adam Levine: Wowowoo-wo-wowoo
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Why did we bring that disgusting porta-potty with us in the first place?
Brian: A memento.
Mike: Seriously. I'm not using that.
Carl: I think you are.
Mike: What band takes a porta-potty -- Why didn't we just fcking leave it in Houston, where we found it?!
Brian: A love memento.
Denny: It's a Love thing.
Mike: You've got to be shttin' me!
Al: Or you could just stop being a total pssy and use the fckin' toilet
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