Create your own BBs myth/theory

[The Heartical Don]

Recently, I came across compelling evidence that around 1968, Mike Love passed away after a levitating accident. Metaphorically speaking, he was replaced in a split second by a far relative who looked frighteningly like Mike, a fellow by the name of Buddy Love. This Buddy Love had a chequered past, his main job had been being a pretty crazy professor in law. This Buddy had a croaky voice, totally unlike that of Mike - but an ambitious young psychologist who dabbled in pharmacy and chemistry, who went by the name of Eugene L. (I cannot reveal his full name for legal reasons) remedied this by letting drink Buddy truckloads of a miraculous potion. Had Buddy drank any more, he would have suffered permanent damage, I was told. So now we had the perfect replacement of the deceased Mike.

Unfortunately, Buddy (now Mike for the general public) had an unhealthy obsession with money and legal matters, and I heard that this caused considerable distress for band leader Brian Wilson. I do not know yet what the original Mike would have done, instead of Buddy. There is more: how could Mikes levitating accident have been foreseen by all parties involved? Was it pre-planned? And who then was behind it all? Where is the final resting place of Mike? Why did Capitol Records cover everything up? Did young Eugene L. then already see that he could use Brian as 'profitable material' in later life?

(And, if the Beatles can have their Paul McC. myth, we are entitled to one of our own - IMHO).

Comments and new material are very welcome.

Thank you for clicking and reading.

[Iron Horse-Apples]

What about the one where Dennis died in a drowning accident in 1983 and was replaced by John Stamos.

Crazy even by conspiracy theorist standards

[Andrew G. Doe]

Recently, I came across compelling evidence that around 1968, Mike Love passed away after a levitating accident. Metaphorically speaking, he was replaced in a split second by a far relative who looked frighteningly like Mike, a fellow by the name of Buddy Love. This Buddy Love had a chequered past, his main job had been being a pretty crazy professor in law. This Buddy had a croaky voice, totally unlike that of Mike - but an ambitious young psychologist who dabbled in pharmacy and chemistry, who went by the name of Eugene L. (I cannot reveal his full name for legal reasons) remedied this by letting drink Buddy truckloads of a miraculous potion. Had Buddy drank any more, he would have suffered permanent damage, I was told. So now we had the perfect replacement of the deceased Mike.

Unfortunately, Buddy (now Mike for the general public) had an unhealthy obsession with money and legal matters, and I heard that this caused considerable distress for band leader Brian Wilson. I do not know yet what the original Mike would have done, instead of Buddy. There is more: how could Mikes levitating accident have been foreseen by all parties involved? Was it pre-planned? And who then was behind it all? Where is the final resting place of Mike? Why did Capitol Records cover everything up? Did young Eugene L. then already see that he could use Brian as 'profitable material' in later life?

(And, if the Beatles can have their Paul McC. myth, we are entitled to one of our own - IMHO).

Comments and new material are very welcome.

Thank you for clicking and reading.

Interestingly - and perchance significantly  - "Buddy Love" was the name Joe Thomas used to wrestle under. "Buddy Love - the women's pet, the men's regret".

[The Heartical Don]

Recently, I came across compelling evidence that around 1968, Mike Love passed away after a levitating accident. Metaphorically speaking, he was replaced in a split second by a far relative who looked frighteningly like Mike, a fellow by the name of Buddy Love. This Buddy Love had a chequered past, his main job had been being a pretty crazy professor in law. This Buddy had a croaky voice, totally unlike that of Mike - but an ambitious young psychologist who dabbled in pharmacy and chemistry, who went by the name of Eugene L. (I cannot reveal his full name for legal reasons) remedied this by letting drink Buddy truckloads of a miraculous potion. Had Buddy drank any more, he would have suffered permanent damage, I was told. So now we had the perfect replacement of the deceased Mike.

Unfortunately, Buddy (now Mike for the general public) had an unhealthy obsession with money and legal matters, and I heard that this caused considerable distress for band leader Brian Wilson. I do not know yet what the original Mike would have done, instead of Buddy. There is more: how could Mikes levitating accident have been foreseen by all parties involved? Was it pre-planned? And who then was behind it all? Where is the final resting place of Mike? Why did Capitol Records cover everything up? Did young Eugene L. then already see that he could use Brian as 'profitable material' in later life?

(And, if the Beatles can have their Paul McC. myth, we are entitled to one of our own - IMHO).

Comments and new material are very welcome.

Thank you for clicking and reading.

Interestingly - and perchance significantly  - "Buddy Love" was the name Joe Thomas used to wrestle under. "Buddy Love - the women's pet, the men's regret".

 

That is funny; of course I referred to Jerry Lewis in The Nutty Professor, but that was clear.

[Andrew G. Doe]

Recently, I came across compelling evidence that around 1968, Mike Love passed away after a levitating accident. Metaphorically speaking, he was replaced in a split second by a far relative who looked frighteningly like Mike, a fellow by the name of Buddy Love. This Buddy Love had a chequered past, his main job had been being a pretty crazy professor in law. This Buddy had a croaky voice, totally unlike that of Mike - but an ambitious young psychologist who dabbled in pharmacy and chemistry, who went by the name of Eugene L. (I cannot reveal his full name for legal reasons) remedied this by letting drink Buddy truckloads of a miraculous potion. Had Buddy drank any more, he would have suffered permanent damage, I was told. So now we had the perfect replacement of the deceased Mike.

Unfortunately, Buddy (now Mike for the general public) had an unhealthy obsession with money and legal matters, and I heard that this caused considerable distress for band leader Brian Wilson. I do not know yet what the original Mike would have done, instead of Buddy. There is more: how could Mikes levitating accident have been foreseen by all parties involved? Was it pre-planned? And who then was behind it all? Where is the final resting place of Mike? Why did Capitol Records cover everything up? Did young Eugene L. then already see that he could use Brian as 'profitable material' in later life?

(And, if the Beatles can have their Paul McC. myth, we are entitled to one of our own - IMHO).

Comments and new material are very welcome.

Thank you for clicking and reading.

Interestingly - and perchance significantly  - "Buddy Love" was the name Joe Thomas used to wrestle under. "Buddy Love - the women's pet, the men's regret".

 

That is funny; of course I referred to Jerry Lewis in The Nutty Professor, but that was clear.

To one who finds Jerry Lewis about as 'funny' as leprosy, not at all clear.

[The Heartical Don]

Recently, I came across compelling evidence that around 1968, Mike Love passed away after a levitating accident. Metaphorically speaking, he was replaced in a split second by a far relative who looked frighteningly like Mike, a fellow by the name of Buddy Love. This Buddy Love had a chequered past, his main job had been being a pretty crazy professor in law. This Buddy had a croaky voice, totally unlike that of Mike - but an ambitious young psychologist who dabbled in pharmacy and chemistry, who went by the name of Eugene L. (I cannot reveal his full name for legal reasons) remedied this by letting drink Buddy truckloads of a miraculous potion. Had Buddy drank any more, he would have suffered permanent damage, I was told. So now we had the perfect replacement of the deceased Mike.

Unfortunately, Buddy (now Mike for the general public) had an unhealthy obsession with money and legal matters, and I heard that this caused considerable distress for band leader Brian Wilson. I do not know yet what the original Mike would have done, instead of Buddy. There is more: how could Mikes levitating accident have been foreseen by all parties involved? Was it pre-planned? And who then was behind it all? Where is the final resting place of Mike? Why did Capitol Records cover everything up? Did young Eugene L. then already see that he could use Brian as 'profitable material' in later life?

(And, if the Beatles can have their Paul McC. myth, we are entitled to one of our own - IMHO).

Comments and new material are very welcome.

Thank you for clicking and reading.

Interestingly - and perchance significantly  - "Buddy Love" was the name Joe Thomas used to wrestle under. "Buddy Love - the women's pet, the men's regret".

 

That is funny; of course I referred to Jerry Lewis in The Nutty Professor, but that was clear.

To one who finds Jerry Lewis about as 'funny' as leprosy, not at all clear.

Ah well, he's not my favourite either, but I thought of Buddy Love and then Lewis. I find that Joe Thomas connection pretty funny, BTW.

[SMiLE Brian]

Brian has his own set of Phil Spector wigs even though Brian is not bald nor lacking in remaining hair.

[The Heartical Don]

Brian has his own set of Phil Spector wigs even though Brian is not bald nor lacking in remaining hair.

 

Those are for when he's alone and plays 'Be My Baby' for hours on end, whilst watching himself in a gigantic mirror.

[Freddie French-Pounce]

Mike stores his love in a jar next to his bed at night, and so for the sleeping hours becomes known simply as Mike Like.

[SMiLE Brian]

Good one 

[Peadar 'Big Dinner' O'Driscoll]

Bruce Johnston suffers from never nude syndrome

[Phoenix]

Interestingly - and perchance significantly  - "Buddy Love" was the name Joe Thomas used to wrestle under. "Buddy Love - the women's pet, the men's regret".

Thanks.  The whole time I was reading the first post, I thought "Where do I know that name from?"  and no.  It wasn't the Nutty Professor. 

[The Heartical Don]

What about the one where Dennis died in a drowning accident in 1983 and was replaced by John Stamos.

Crazy even by conspiracy theorist standards

 

The essence of this little gem passed my by the first time around.

Wicked!

[SMiLE Brian]

What about the one where Dennis died in a drowning accident in 1983 and was replaced by John Stamos.

Crazy even by conspiracy theorist standards

 

The essence of this little gem passed my by the first time around.

Wicked!

Agreed , there is a a lot of truth in this one for better or worse.

[Rocky Raccoon]

Bruce Johnston suffers from never nude syndrome

Also while he continues to tour with the Beach Boys, his real dream is to be a member of the Blue Man Group.

[SMiLE Brian]

Bruce Johnston suffers from never nude syndrome

Also while he continues to tour with the Beach Boys, his real dream is to be a member of the Blue Man Group.

And Acting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXkfLhn6pA

[EgoHanger1966]

Mike stores his love in a jar next to his bed at night, and so for the sleeping hours becomes known simply as Mike Like.

He keeps it in a jar, but not too far from his heart.

[Mr. Cohen]

Mike Love is a good songwriter.

[The Heartical Don]

Mike Love is a good songwriter.

 

Pretty brilliant!

[SMiLE Brian]

Mike Love is a good songwriter.

So true, prepare to be flamed for weeks over that one.

[Shady]

Bruce Johnston, the most untalented, smug and irritating member of The Beach Boy is currently touring the world with Mike love while Al Jardine and David Marks sit at home.

Wait..

[Alan Smith]

Dr Landy never released Brian from house arrest in Hawai, where he still resides and earns a living as a piano tuner for a local school.

Brian's post '84 appearances and recorded material have been supplied on a contract basis by Billy Shears, after his services were terminated for releasing Pipes of Peace by which stage Paul MacCartney's bastard son, Hienz had lost his german accent and could assume the role.

Around this time, the BB's corporation elected Al Jardine as president as reward for his selfless refusal to accept writing co-writing credits on Pet Sounds, Smile and Love You while honourably taking a bullet for MIU.

[leggo of my ego]

Unknown to many, Brian Wilson's unhealthy attraction to a certain desert prompted his family, friends and physicians to originally coin the popular saying, "Shut yer Pie Hole".

[I. Spaceman]

Mike Love is a good songwriter.

Write me some lyrics as good as Good Vibrations.

[EgoHanger1966]

Mike Love is a good songwriter.

Write me some lyrics as good as Good Vibrations.

Or Please Let Me Wonder. All I Wanna Do. I'm Waiting For The Day. He was a very good lyricist for The Beach Boys in their heyday.