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for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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liked the most as a son-in-law? Disclaimer: This is not their current 70 year old selves but rather their 20-30 year old selves.
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Obviously the three that had been married the least amount of times
Though Carl and Al were the most stable, if I had to choose, it would be them.
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Mike: definitely not. Dennis: definitely not. Brian: would be interesting...but it would have gotten too weird. Yeah, I'd say either Carl or Al. They seem like the most stable. Personally, I don't think I'd want my daughter to marry ANY rock star!
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Carl, easily.
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Strikes me as the kind of thread newguy was wont to start. Definitely creepy.
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Quote from: Andrew G. Doe on January 08, 2013, 10:58:48 AM
Strikes me as the kind of thread newguy was wont to start. Definitely creepy.
Not quite creepy enough though - but nearly!
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Al. It would be grand to visit my son-in-law's Big Sur hangout on holidays.
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Who wouldn't want to marry Al? Let's face it, the thread should be titled, which Beach Boy would you want for a husband. Whether you're a girl or a guy. Al is so stable and seems very kind. He has that dreamy sweep of blond hair. He smiles a lot. I bet both Mrs. Al Jardines were happy with Al. He seems like he'd be a fun dad, too. His sons seem to like hanging out with him as an adult.
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Quote from: Andrew G. Doe on January 08, 2013, 10:58:48 AM
Strikes me as the kind of thread newguy was wont to start. Definitely creepy.
Agreed.
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Quote from: I. Spaceman on January 08, 2013, 12:36:44 PM
Quote from: Andrew G. Doe on January 08, 2013, 10:58:48 AM
Strikes me as the kind of thread newguy was wont to start. Definitely creepy.
Agreed.
twice agreed.
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Can't wait for the Made in California box set
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Wow.
"Who would you want as your son-in-law?"
If there hasn't already been a "What did Moffitt really smell like?" thread -- then this just might be as lame as it's ever gotten here.
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I'm waiting for someone to start the "marry, kill, or f" thread about the Beach Boys.
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If you saw a bum on the side of the road with a sign begging for spare change, and when you close and realized it was one of The Beach Boys, which one would you hope it would be?
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Quote from: I. Spaceman on January 08, 2013, 07:16:06 PM
If you saw a bum on the side of the road with a sign begging for spare change, and when you close and realized it was one of The Beach Boys, which one would you hope it would be?
Dunno; I've never studied their bums.
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Quote from: I. Spaceman on January 08, 2013, 07:16:06 PM
If you saw a bum on the side of the road with a sign begging for spare change, and when you close and realized it was one of The Beach Boys, which one would you hope it would be?
Dennis maybe. Wasn't he actually a bum for awhile in the early 80s?
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Quote from: dwtherealbb on January 08, 2013, 08:00:58 PM
Quote from: I. Spaceman on January 08, 2013, 07:16:06 PM
If you saw a bum on the side of the road with a sign begging for spare change, and when you close and realized it was one of The Beach Boys, which one would you hope it would be?
Dennis maybe. Wasn't he actually a bum for awhile in the early 80s?
And Brian had his interlude of homelessness in San Diego way back when....
but to answer the question - and I'll extend it to all the members - in order of son-in-law preference:
1) Al
2) Carl
3) Bruce
4) Ricky
5) Blondie
6) Dave
7) Brian
Dennis
9) Mike
As this list suggests, the ranking is from least to most likely to break daughter's heart. Am also taking into account the specification that we be talking about the guys in their twenties...otherwise Dave would rank higher. It took him a while to mature.
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Quote from: Andrew G. Doe on January 08, 2013, 10:58:48 AM
Strikes me as the kind of thread newguy was wont to start. Definitely creepy.
Totally agreed.
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Can we please change the title of the thread to 'For those with daughters, which Beach boy would you prefer to be balls-deep in her on a nightly basis?'
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Quote from: Paulos on January 09, 2013, 12:06:30 PM
Can we please change the title of the thread to 'For those with daughters, which Beach boy would you prefer to be balls-deep in her on a nightly basis?'
Yeah, and could someone please start a thread on "For those with daughters who are tomboys, which Beach Boy, and from which era, would you prefer to shave her legs and apply makeup while holding her on his lap?"
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Quote from: Paulos on January 09, 2013, 12:06:30 PM
Can we please change the title of the thread to 'For those with daughters, which Beach boy would you prefer to be balls-deep in her on a nightly basis?'
Now that's some funny sh-t right there!!
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Quote from: Catbirdman on January 09, 2013, 12:11:52 PM
Quote from: Paulos on January 09, 2013, 12:06:30 PM
Can we please change the title of the thread to 'For those with daughters, which Beach boy would you prefer to be balls-deep in her on a nightly basis?'
Yeah, and could someone please start a thread on "For those with daughters who are tomboys, which Beach Boy, and from which era, would you prefer to shave her legs and apply makeup while holding her on his lap?"
Fantastic!
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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Bruce or Alan
no brainer
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Quote from: Paulos on January 09, 2013, 12:06:30 PM
Can we please change the title of the thread to 'For those with daughters, which Beach boy would you prefer to be balls-deep in her on a nightly basis?'
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Re: for those with daughters, which of the five would would you have
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How about the "newguy tribute" thread?
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