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« Reply #75 on: October 25, 2017, 02:29:44 PM »

I saw this post today on a site where the guy complained about crazy airline rules.

I think this is funny = guess that's easy since I haven't flown since 1997.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ
Hahaha. I'm sure Kafka would have approved. Grin
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« Reply #76 on: August 26, 2018, 04:39:43 AM »

Few humors by BBs board posters:

1. I create surveys in pastime & ask posters to answer. To question "The old chap sitting with you in the restaurant starts choking. Would you quickly stand back & press his tummy to get the food from mouth? What would you do? (Is there even term for it?)",
Watamushi answered:
"Easy one. Just put a vacuum into his mouth and turn it on Cheesy"

2. hbig's post:
"on this photo of the BBs, Brian neck up=Pez dispenser"


Nobody finds THESE funny? Hello, everybody.

Fave humors by RR, i.e. I:

Who likes what they like? Everybody.
Who doesn't like what they don't like? Everybody.
Who likes what they don't like? Nobody.
Who doesn't like what they like? Nobody.
Few people went. The other people stayed.
The Internet is world wide web.
Web is spider's creation.
Creation is invention's twisted relative.
Relative is fam.
Fam is genes.
Genes is said like jeans.
Jeans is predominantly blue.
Blue is ugly color.
Color is paint.
Paint is diverse.
Therefore, The Internet is diverse.
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« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2018, 07:07:30 PM »

Bravo!
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« Reply #78 on: September 26, 2018, 06:27:57 PM »

[‎9/‎26/‎2018 8:25 PM] Castillo, William:
Me: "I need you to right-click on the Network and Sharing Center".
Customer: "OK".
Me: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
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« Reply #79 on: September 26, 2018, 06:52:05 PM »

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« Reply #80 on: November 01, 2018, 06:31:08 AM »

Humorless
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« Reply #81 on: November 01, 2018, 06:44:26 PM »

I like the last two the best. Some of the others I'll have to read over several times to see if I "get" them.

The pizza one is great, very "punny."

 Poor Doris Day. She'll never live down that song. Yeah, it is what it is.
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« Reply #82 on: November 02, 2018, 05:36:03 AM »

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« Reply #83 on: January 27, 2019, 04:36:10 AM »

Now you can all learn how to play high note. I don't believe this is meant to be funny but I howled with laughter when I saw it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDNEfoEFm6s
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« Reply #84 on: February 01, 2019, 03:42:10 AM »

Starts eight seconds in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrdKe5sDVI4
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« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2019, 05:24:08 AM »

"Boys, you may not be aware that there is an object attached to you that looks somewhat like a torch. Next time you're in the bath, look down and you'll see it. If you touch the globe part of that torch it will light up. But as you know, when you turn on a torch the batteries start to run down. And you boys only have very small batteries."

Roald Dahl in a TV documentary recalling a sex talk given by his headmaster at primary school
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« Reply #86 on: May 06, 2019, 02:06:13 PM »

A concerned parent writes to Dear Abby :

“My son says he’s practicing his guitar, but I stand outside his door and I hear this sound like there’s an airplane landing. What should I do?”

Dear Abby replies: “Don’t worry. It’s just a flange he’s going through.” LOL


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« Reply #87 on: July 14, 2019, 06:25:17 AM »

Funny clip with Rowan Atkinson interviewing Elton John. It's scripted despite it looking real. Few peeps comment Elton tries to conceal laughters but he really does "increasingly annoyed by pointless questions famous star" well. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0HqlbX7dc

Doesn't he look cool? Super style, esp. beret. I'm berets' fan. 3D
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« Reply #88 on: July 14, 2019, 02:34:12 PM »

Funny clip with Rowan Atkinson interviewing Elton John. It's scripted despite it looking real. Few peeps comment Elton tries to conceal laughters but he really does "increasingly annoyed by pointless questions famous star" well. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0HqlbX7dc

Doesn't he look cool? Super style, esp. beret. I'm berets' fan. 3D

Fan of both Elton and Rowan here. Agreed--I don't see Elton trying not to laugh either. Never seen that clip before. Thanks!
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