Beach Boys VS The Beatles

[oldsurferdude]

Melinda vs. yoko while John and Brian make an awesome album together.

[Magic Transistor Radio]

Bannana vs Billy Shears

[Gertie J.]

marilyn vs linda

or

annie vs astrid

or both barbies

[SamMcK]

What about Jerry Lee Lewis vs Johnny Cash vs Carl Perkins vs Elvis Presley? I'm guessing Johnny would whoop all their asses although Jerry Lee would probably fight dirty and smash a bottle over his head.

[hypehat]

Jerry Lee wins that fight easily. That boy is crazy

[rogerlancelot]

All you have to do to Mike Love to turn him into a fighting machine that would make Bruce Lee think twice is to give him his apple juice. It'd be a massacre. You just need to harness the suppressed rage that forty five years of mediation has given him.

Apart from Mike and Dennis, the beach boys are puny chubby fools. The Beatles, having grown up in Liverpool streets and getting into a fair few scraps etc. except Paul, another wuss.

A misconception. McCartney once beat up Stu Sutcliffe on stage in Hamburg. He also punched Wings guitarist Jimmy McCulloch backstage (knocking him out no less) for refusing to play an encore. He survived jail time in Japan without a scratch on him. Hell, he probably beat up Denny Laine once or twice for all I know. The man is a lot more hardened and ruthless than he comes off in public appearances. "Ram On" indeed!

[GhostyTMRS]

Have to chime in on this. No way could John Lennon take ANY of the Beach Boys. Even Bruce could probably beat up Lennon. I don't think Lennon had any athletic ability at all. 

Of course, Dennis could easily beat up any of the Beatles. It wouldn't even be a contest.

A showdown between Murray and Brian Epstein? It would be a bloodbath. Murray beats up Epstein, the rest of The Beatles and The Beach Boys for good measure...afterwards he sits alone in the ring and tunes in an easy listening radio station and cries like a baby.   

[Myk Luhv]

Didn't Dennis beat up Jim Morrison and some other dude at some club for interrupting whoever was performing during an encore?

[Chocolate Shake Man]

Have to chime in on this. No way could John Lennon take ANY of the Beach Boys. Even Bruce could probably beat up Lennon. I don't think Lennon had any athletic ability at all.  

Didn't Lennon almost beat Bob Wooler to death once?

[GhostyTMRS]

Have to chime in on this. No way could John Lennon take ANY of the Beach Boys. Even Bruce could probably beat up Lennon. I don't think Lennon had any athletic ability at all.  

Didn't Lennon almost beat Bob Wooler to death once?

No. He gave him a bloody nose. Beating up Bob Wooler was no accomplishment. That's like beating up Regis Philbin.

[Chocolate Shake Man]

Have to chime in on this. No way could John Lennon take ANY of the Beach Boys. Even Bruce could probably beat up Lennon. I don't think Lennon had any athletic ability at all.  

Didn't Lennon almost beat Bob Wooler to death once?

No. He gave him a bloody nose. Beating up Bob Wooler was no accomplishment. That's like beating up Regis Philbin.

I realize that we're not meant to take you at all seriously but just in case anyone else wants to know the real story, here it is:

http://www.beatlesbible.com/1963/06/21/john-lennons-assault-of-bob-wooler-reaches-the-national-press/

[Iron Horse-Apples]

I originally pitted Lennon against Dennis as they were both hard basteds, and unpredictable to boot.

[pixletwin]

I think physically Dennis was stronger than Lennon but I think Lennon definitely had more of a fighter's instinct that would prove him the winner.

[NHC]

This is one funny topic, I'll tell you that. Just visualizing all the possibilities makes me laugh out loud,  Murry beating everybody up, everybody.  Lennon giving some guy a bloody nose. Dennis kicking Lennon's rear without breaking a sweat.  It's too much. I love it. Can't top any of the offerings.

[Dudd]

Tag-team fight: Mike Love & Yoko Ono vs. David Marks & Pete Best

[hypehat]

I misread that as 'tap dance fight' - I reckon Mike Love is a terrific tap dancer.

[SMiLE Brian]

I misread that as 'tap dance fight' - I reckon Mike Love is a terrific tap dancer.

Things haven't been the same since Brian made Mike Love  and Van Dyke Parks have a tap dancing competition in 1966.

[SamMcK]

Every single member of the Beach Boys and the Beatles as well as George Martin, Murry Wilson and even Van Dyke Parks are fighting for their lives when just inside a house 20 feet away Brian is still asleep in dreamland.

[Ron]

Every single member of the Beach Boys and the Beatles as well as George Martin, Murry Wilson and even Van Dyke Parks are fighting for their lives when just inside a house 20 feet away Brian is still asleep in dreamland.

I think Brian would be one of those awkward fighters who'd beat the hell out of somebody, because he's so large.  He's huge, look at any of the pictures, he makes everybody else in the band look like a midget. 

I think the biggest bad-ass out of either band would have been John.  He was legitimately an asshole in his early life, he got in bar fights all the time, etc.  So I think he'd fight dirty and not care if he hurt somebody badly.  Mike's an asshole too but he doesn't want to be, to him everything he does has logic to it, he wants to meditate to stay balanced, blah blah blah, John in his early days just didn't care and was a prick. 

So I'd pick John, unless you killed him or something. 

Wait... still too soon?

[Ron]

What about Jerry Lee Lewis vs Johnny Cash vs Carl Perkins vs Elvis Presley? I'm guessing Johnny would whoop all their asses although Jerry Lee would probably fight dirty and smash a bottle over his head.

I mean if it was in a ring, with rules, yeah, Johnny would win, but Jerry Lee is about as close to evil as you can get, and have people still like you.