f***ing hell, looks like we have a new contender!
But, seriously, that sounds kind of amazing.... you should maybe do a strictly limited boutique release to the PMs
I got a couple of tracks finished including 'Blanket Faps'. I'm not sure the harpsichord and the drum machine go together but maybe the poetry holds it together...
Also finished a track called '5 Lil Dux'. Here are the lyrics...and yes, they really are that ridiculous.
5 Little Ducks came home one day/ to smoke some weed and laugh and play/they got real high/my oh my those ducks are really f***ing high.
5 Little Ducks ridin' in a Ford truck/ Headin' over to Starbucks/ They drank some coffee/now I can't get 'em off me those ducks are so annoying
(instrumental break)
5 Little Ducks went down to the ghetto/to buy a wooden whore from a pimp named Gepetto/ She made of wood/ that's no good they got termites in their hood
(jnstrumental break)
5 Little Ducks got too damn fat/ feedin' off Alvin's feral cats/ They signed the treaty/ and got diabetes those ducks died in agony
5 Little Ducks they went to Hell/ in spite of them eating at Taco Bell/they ate their greens/now their diapers ain't clean oh that's just really full of beans
https://soundcloud.com/billy-castillo-1/5-lil-dux-explicit-versionOh. My. God.
This might be the best worst thing ever.