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« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2006, 11:04:14 AM »

You shout that out, but after all, it was you and me.
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« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2006, 12:16:15 PM »

The Smile shop=WEAK
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« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2006, 12:40:26 PM »

Didn't we just agree to leave this in the past?
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« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2006, 01:35:32 PM »

The Smile shop=WEAK

Billy?
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« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2006, 07:47:55 PM »

...and now exclusively on station WEAK, we will play the new Brian Wilson LP in its entirely!!!!
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« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2006, 08:57:21 PM »

I have a bad day at work, and I come back to see this sh*t?!

Howdy Doody, let it go. The hatchet's been buried.
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« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2006, 10:41:47 PM »

I have a bad day at work, and I come back to see this merda?!

Howdy Doody, let it go. The hatchet's been buried.
Brian and the surviving members of the beach boys are going to tour under the moniker of Merda Foda.

One major stipulation is that there will be a remix of "youre still a mystery", now titled "we're still in misery".

Downlow not included. also...this just in, Mike Love is going to lend his incomproble lead vox to a stirring remake of "Cabinnessence2006"...the jury is out on how Brian feels about it,though. It is said that he & Van ate crow during the final mixdown session. Bruce, Al, along w/ the ghosts of Carl & Dennis take turns moaning and groaning way deep within the track....

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« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2006, 10:46:58 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2006, 05:04:03 AM »

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Please don't.

That's what the IGNORE button's for, friend...
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« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2006, 06:40:39 AM »

Haven't checked too see, Richard, but if you find yourself locked out again, don't start a new thread, just whine some more on this one.
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« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2006, 10:05:23 PM »

Haven't checked too see, Richard, but if you find yourself locked out again, don't start a new thread, just whine some more on this one.

You are such a BADASS.
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« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2006, 01:17:13 AM »

You're not wrong, CUMBUCKET.
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« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2006, 01:44:05 AM »

The COD? Is that "ChickenOfDepression"? Bite a prick, and ram a barstool leg up your puckering arsehole, fuckface. Is that badass? TAKE YOUR FACE FOR A GOOD HARD sh*t AND WIPE IT WITH COARSE-GRADE SANDPAPER, NOBHEAD.



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  Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:00 pm

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I'll go you one better and say I'd call my best friends worse than I did Mac.



My mind flounders at what's worse than being called a "c*cksucker", but eh, I believe you.





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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:02 pm

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My mind flounders at what's worse than being called a "c*cksucker"...


Oh, it doesn't. You've heard worse.





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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:02 pm

Cretin Trolliver wrote:
John_Lane wrote:
My mind flounders at what's worse than being called a "c*cksucker"...


Oh, it doesn't. You've heard worse.



I haven't really. I'm a rather sheltered guy.





Sir Rob
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:06 pm

Cretin Trolliver wrote:

I'll go you one better and say I'd call my best friends worse than I did Mac.



You're a real fun person to be around then?!





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  Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:11 pm

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Nothing is being taken seriously seriously.



OK Ignore mode off,

If nothing is being taken seriously then thats' seriously OK by me.

I'm being me, don't know any other way - get that clear.

If me being me rubs you up the wrong way then I'll ignore you from now on and we can come to an accomodation where we can both be on this board, no skin off my nose - if want to post on here I can live with reading your posts without responding to them.

..and again seriously, if your being you and you take whatever it was I said so seriously, then you should seriously try and chill, that's from me being me, if it rubs you up the wrong way so badly then your seriously hot-headed and, as John said can't take what you wish to hand out.

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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:25 pm

What about an ignore mode? Who's ignoring who? Were you ignoring me? Maybe you should've made a better pass at it. Either way, I don't give a flying one.
Get it "clear" with yourself, I can draw my own conclusions. And I'm made up for pals already, you must fancy yourself something cruel.

Rob, I'm a lovely person to be around. I share my sweets and everything. I just can't help calling a dildo when one flies by.

This is my attempt at peace. Nothing I can do if you don't like it.





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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:30 pm

Cretin Trolliver wrote:
What about an ignore mode? Who's ignoring who? Were you ignoring me? Maybe you should've made a better pass at it. Either way, I don't give a flying one.
Get it "clear" with yourself, I can draw my own conclusions. And I'm made up for pals already, you must fancy yourself something cruel.

Rob, I'm a lovely person to be around. I share my sweets and everything. I just can't help calling a dildo when one flies by.

This is my attempt at peace. Nothing I can do if you don't like it.



No probs - I was just amused by your comment referring to your best friends.





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  Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:33 pm

Cretin Trolliver wrote:
I just can't help calling a dildo when one flies by.



Flying dildos?

I really am a sheltered guy.





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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:38 pm

Noooo, Rob, you're sound. Wasn't digging at you.





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  Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:46 pm

Cretin Trolliver wrote:
I don't give a flying one.
Get it "clear" with yourself, I can draw my own conclusions..



Cool.

I can draw my own conclusions as well.

You are a paranoid twat.

Bye.





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  Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Wankers.





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  Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Any objections to me deleting this thread?





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  Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Whoa there John. Some of that POB stuff at the beginning was golden; Id like that to continue.

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 Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:48 pm

You could lock it and have the last....arrrrggghhh!!!!





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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:48 pm

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You are a twat.


THAT's more like it. A nice moist one, with big puffy labia. Cheers for the compliment.

Bye yerself.





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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:51 pm

Cretin Trolliver wrote:
You are a twat.


THAT's more like it. A nice moist one, with big puffy labia. Cheers for the compliment.




I'll give you this - you've got a way with words!  LOL





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  Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:52 pm

Sebastian - trying to keep track here - so far, I'm clocking you in with "c*cksucker", "puffy labia", "dildo", and "boy-titties". All within the past 3 hours or so. This signifies some sort of new record; for what exactly, I don't know, but I'm thinking of taking up a collection for all of us to chip in for a trophy.

Beckners- I think I'm going to chop off everything post-POB discussion eventually. This has gotten too weird for words.


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« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2006, 02:01:21 AM »

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« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2006, 02:10:54 AM »

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« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2006, 06:48:27 AM »

Kin c'ya coming, COD. f*** you, jackass.
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« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2006, 06:50:40 AM »

 LOL

Don't take your anger out of me.  It's not my fault your nose is as big as your hand.
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« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2006, 06:51:39 AM »

And it's not MY fault your dick is as big as your nose! Mwah-HAH!!!!
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« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2006, 06:53:00 AM »

Stop it!  You're making me cry!
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« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2006, 06:53:43 AM »

I already was! With laughter! At you! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH,HAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2006, 06:55:38 AM »

Have fun!  Grin
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« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2006, 06:57:55 AM »

You too, Blinko.
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« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2006, 10:16:51 AM »

You guys rule.
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