Will you have your Beach Boys book with you to sell, Andrew?
Stupidly, it didn't occur to me that that might be a good idea, and I haven't got time to order copies for Saturday. But if anyone who's already bought a copy (or indeed anyone who's bought my books on the Beatles, the Monkees or comics) wants one signed, or wants to batter me around the head and body for my disrespectful opinion of their favourite song, or point out a glaring error that completely invalidates the entire book (or just have a chat), I'm the fat bloke with the beard.
(Actually, as this is the IPO, and I've been there often enough to know the audience, I should rephrase that. I'm the fat bloke with the *biggest* beard
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