Mid-Life Symphony to God?

[Mahalo]

We all know what the teenage symphony to God is...what would you guys think is the Mid-Life symphony to God? Love You? Friends?....Holland perhaps? whaddyathink?

[b00ts]

"A Postcard from California," truly.

[runnersdialzero]

"A Postcard from California," truly.

Al Jardino's vegetarianism and being free of drugs and alcohol will ensure that he lives to be 138, apparently.

WE ARE 138, WE ARE 138, WE AAAAAARE 138.

[stack-o-tracks]

"A Postcard from California," truly.

Al Jardino's vegetarianism and being free of drugs and alcohol will ensure that he lives to be 138, apparently.

WE ARE 138, WE ARE 138, WE AAAAAARE 138.

[runnersdialzero]

Genetics, stress levels, etc. and 2011 laser shooting camera capturing a woman at her best in full makeup at a celebrity dick measuring contest versus 1996 0.3 megapixel camera with image compressed by drunken MS paint user in 1998 of woman out in the woods explaining that she got ape waste all over hands ain't got shit to do with aging and appearance, it seems. This is the rule and not the exception, too, it seems.

It'd also be interesting to tear these women open and have a look at their innards, mostly for reasons other than figuring out who's actually healthiest.

Also, when big boobs keels over from a massive stroke at 65 and nature witch is winning the WWF title at age 107, then we'll talk.

Also, you've missed my point entirely, both in this post and in the last one.

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Meh...I thought it was funny.

[b00ts]

Genetics, stress levels, etc. and 2011 laser shooting camera capturing a woman at her best in full makeup at a celebrity dick measuring contest versus 1996 0.3 megapixel camera with image compressed by drunken MS paint user in 1998 of woman out in the woods explaining that she got ape waste all over hands ain't got shit to do with aging and appearance, it seems. This is the rule and not the exception, too, it seems.

It'd also be interesting to tear these women open and have a look at their innards, mostly for reasons other than figuring out who's actually healthiest.

Also, when big boobs keels over from a massive stroke at 65 and nature witch is winning the WWF title at age 107, then we'll talk.

Also, you've missed my point entirely, both in this post and in the last one.

Thanks for making the point so I didn't have to

[Magic Transistor Radio]

Holland still has a fresh YOUNG sound to me. Not teenage, but maybe college to 20s vibe. I think that Kokamo and Summer in Paradise sum up a mid life crisis to me.

[runnersdialzero]

Holland still has a fresh YOUNG sound to me. Not teenage, but maybe college to 20s vibe. I think that Kokamo and Summer in Paradise sum up a mid life crisis to me.

Fuckin' YES. YOU DID IT. "Kokomo" is a sonic mid-life crisis, namely for one Michael Love (someone I love dearly).

Brian's gets a little murkier considering Landy and all. I mean you can say "Smart Girls", but who pushed him in that direction? Landy pushed him in that direction, probably by means of his mullet repelling people/goodness/everything, thus forcing Brian to go in the opposite direction and into writing "Smart Girls". But Landy's mullet - Jeezus. Can you imagine having sex with that man. Can you. Running your hands through his greasy, filthy mullet, rats crawling out of his asshole, etc.

[Magic Transistor Radio]

But Landy's mullet - Jeezus. Can you imagine having sex with that man. Can you. Running your hands through his greasy, filthy mullet, rats crawling out of his asshole, etc.

It seems that someone has mentioned this before on this board somewhere. Maybe it was you. Not sure why people even think about that. I mean, could you imagine Mike Love taking a sh**? NO! Not until someone brings it up!

[runnersdialzero]

I mean, could you imagine Mike Love taking a sh**?

You said it first this time, not me.

[Mahalo]

Maybe BW 88 for Love and Mercy, Melt Away, One for the Boys, and, uh...I don't know what else. Rio Grande maybe?

On a side note, I saw a special on Heart Attacks the other day...makes me want to cut down at least on the amount of meat I consume...I wonder what Eugene Landy would think about meat consumption, or what Mike Love would think as he is dropping a nasal turd bomb in the toilet.

BW88 is closest I think to a mid life symphony...in a good way. Although you can hear the sounds of a man who wishes he was younger.

[Ron]

"A Postcard from California," truly.

Al Jardino's vegetarianism and being free of drugs and alcohol will ensure that he lives to be 138, apparently.

WE ARE 138, WE ARE 138, WE AAAAAARE 138.

While I would normally tend to agree with this, the reason you can't make the argument is Bo Derek.  She's 55, and sadly a vegetarian.  Plus she looks better than like most of the women on the planet.  So I guess something can be said for vegetarians living healthy.

[Mahalo]

Did she have plastic surgery?

http://sanjayguptamd.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/29/sanjay-gupta-reports-the-last-heart-attack/

I think people should check this out. I am a carnivore through and through but am now going to seriosly cut back on the amount of meat and dairy I eat. I am not going to stop eating food that had a face or a mother but really cut back.

I know a 61 year old hyper-vegan. She looks very healthy but is always sick and can be quite scatterbrained and mentally weird sometimes. I think moderation is key. Intersting thing pointed out in the documentary is not how high your LDL (bad) cholesterol count is, but the actual size of the LDL particles in your system. The larger particles are better because they just pass through without collecting while the smaller particles collect and form the plaque build up. It also explained how seemingly healthy people drop dead from heart attacks. It is a very interesting tv special.

Still never heard Postcard, SIP, Still Cruisin, LA, KTHSA, and BB85. I have enough of them to get the basic idea. I plan on listening to them when I get around to it.

[The Shift]

Genetics, stress levels, etc. and 2011 laser shooting camera capturing a woman at her best in full makeup at a celebrity dick measuring contest versus 1996 0.3 megapixel camera with image compressed by drunken MS paint user in 1998 of woman out in the woods explaining that she got ape waste all over hands ain't got shit to do with aging and appearance, it seems. This is the rule and not the exception, too, it seems.

It'd also be interesting to tear these women open and have a look at their innards, mostly for reasons other than figuring out who's actually healthiest.

Also, when big boobs keels over from a massive stroke at 65 and nature witch is winning the WWF title at age 107, then we'll talk.

Also, you've missed my point entirely, both in this post and in the last one.

I'd rather eat pudding with Ms Lawson til she's 65 than have Gillian McKeith probe my stools until she's 107. The ultimate bottom line should be: "Who would Denny have chosen?"

Life should (with certain sensible caveats) be about enjoyment, not stressing out on how long we can make it last.

I've quit smoking (it was a sensible caveat) but still can sympathise to a degree with the bloke whose doctor told him that he'd add a year to his life if he quit smoking now. "What, a whole year without a cigarette?" responded the bloke!

[b00ts]

But Landy's mullet - Jeezus. Can you imagine having sex with that man. Can you. Running your hands through his greasy, filthy mullet, rats crawling out of his asshole, etc.

It seems that someone has mentioned this before on this board somewhere. Maybe it was you. Not sure why people even think about that. I mean, could you imagine Mike Love taking a sh**? NO! Not until someone brings it up!

In fairness, I own Looking Back With Love on vinyl, so I can imagine it clearly and in terrifying detail... Not to mention the imagery of Mr. Love valiantly "Rockin' the Man in the Boat."

[runnersdialzero]

Life should (with certain sensible caveats) be about enjoyment, not stressing out on how long we can make it last.

It's not about "stressing" over it, I doubt any stool probing is going on, nor is vegetarianism generally a health-related decision.

Also, neither lady seems especially appealing to me.

[Aegir]

Let's not turn this into a thread discussion off-topic lifestyle choices. I abhor reading threads on the internet where people argue about vegetarianism and/or cigarettes.

[Emdeeh]

Al's not a vegetarian, either. He tried going that route, but found he couldn't give up meat entirely.

Now back to the topic at hand, I nominate Beckley-Lamm-Wilson's Like a Brother.

[runnersdialzero]

Let's not turn this into a thread discussion off-topic lifestyle choices. I abhor reading threads on the internet where people argue about vegetarianism and/or cigarettes.

How about abortion, then?

Naw, agreed, let's take this elsewhere. Alternately, let's not.

[phirnis]

But Landy's mullet - Jeezus. Can you imagine having sex with that man. Can you. Running your hands through his greasy, filthy mullet, rats crawling out of his asshole, etc.

It seems that someone has mentioned this before on this board somewhere. Maybe it was you. Not sure why people even think about that. I mean, could you imagine Mike Love taking a sh**? NO! Not until someone brings it up!

In fairness, I own Looking Back With Love on vinyl, so I can imagine it clearly and in terrifying detail... Not to mention the imagery of Mr. Love valiantly "Rockin' the Man in the Boat."

What's this "Rockin' the Man in the Boat" thing all about? Never heard Mike's solo album in all its entirety.

[Aegir]

It's about a watching a girl masturbating.

I'm watching her day by day
Blow by blow, and play by play
Telescope love, how long can I go on this way
You know I'd love to lend a helping hand
You're such a good singer let me join in your band
She don't need it, she's her own sensation
She don't need it, got a good vibration
She don't need it, be no imitation at taking care of what she needs

And she'll be rockin' the man in the boat
Rockin' the man in the boat
Humming and strumming that tune that she wrote
She'll be rockin' the man in the boat

[phirnis]

...
You know I'd love to lend a helping hand
You're such a good singer let me join in your band
...

That is pure poetry.

[The Madcap]

It's about a watching a girl masturbating.

I'm watching her day by day
Blow by blow, and play by play
Telescope love, how long can I go on this way
You know I'd love to lend a helping hand
You're such a good singer let me join in your band
She don't need it, she's her own sensation
She don't need it, got a good vibration
She don't need it, be no imitation at taking care of what she needs

And she'll be rockin' the man in the boat
Rockin' the man in the boat
Humming and strumming that tune that she wrote
She'll be rockin' the man in the boat

I hadn't actually heard the song before. Seeing the lyrics makes my post in the Canned Heat thread even funnier.

[Mikie]

What's this "Rockin' the Man in the Boat" thing all about?

What, are you naive?  Sheltered all your life?  Google the Urban Dictionary, type in "Man In The Boat" and get back to us.