Well, If There Wuz A Lawr Agin Bein Iggerant...

[Surfer Joe]

...they'd have got me a long time ago.  Apologies to everyone, I'm truly embarrassed.

Now, if y'all will excuse me, I've just had some disturbing news about President Kennedy's trip to Dallas.

L & M,

The Casual Posterboy

[I. Spaceman]

Joe, go listen to some Dan Hill. That'll mellow you out, bra.

[Surfer Joe]

I ain't THAT iggerant! 

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

That sound you just heard was the point of this wooshing over my head... 

[Surfer Joe]

There is no point, my apologies again.  I had posted an inappropriate  question elsewhere drawn from extreme ignorance, because this is the only board I read, and was owning up here since that thread was not available.  It was suggested above that I perform an extreme act of self-flagellation by listening to the evil squall of an enemy of mankind whose name I will not speak or signify, and I declined thusly.  I hope this clears things up.

Rather than torturing my eardrums and sickening my very soul I am considering shooting off a toe to express my contrition.  I am leaning towards the one that went wee, wee, wee all the way home.

Your humble correspondent,

Throckmorton Gildersleeve.

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

 

It's all good, dude.