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« on: September 08, 2011, 03:02:01 PM »

... and has been for 13 years, according a book called Chart Toppers that I found. Observe:

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 03:33:46 PM »

I wouldn't even make a thread with this title unless it were true. You made my heart drop.
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 03:34:59 PM »

I wouldn't even make a thread with this title unless it were true. You made my heart drop.

;( that's teh whole joke, though.

FINE. I may be saving myself a banning while I'm at it. RRRRRRRRR.
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 03:35:50 PM »

... and has been for 13 years, according a book called Chart Toppers that I found. Observe:


Like how the insert says that man standing with them is Murry Wilson, when it really isn't.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 03:37:08 PM »

Whilst you're a son of a bitch for that thread title, this is a hilarious find!
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 03:37:31 PM »

I didn't think that was true, either, but the picture was so small and I've never seen the original, so I had no idea. Sure as hell didn't look like him, though.

Good book, it seems.
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 03:41:44 PM »

Frian Wilson, the imposter. Touring as Brian Wilson since the real man's death from cancer years ago. Note the mustache.
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 04:03:41 PM »

Frian Wilson, the imposter. Touring as Brian Wilson since the real man's death from cancer years ago. Note the mustache.

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 04:33:20 PM »

Frian Wilson, the imposter. Touring as Brian Wilson since the real man's death from cancer years ago. Note the mustache.

He and Faul McCartney are a great duo  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 04:39:52 PM »

Frian Wilson, the imposter. Touring as Brian Wilson since the real man's death from cancer years ago. Note the mustache.

"THHHHEEE MUUUUSSSSSTTTTTAACCCHHHEEEE ISSS FAAAKKKEEEE"
I couldn't sleep for months after i saw "Rotten Apple" about the LOVE CODE it scares me just to read that Sad

those videos are creepy! the way they are all edited together, it's to engage your right brain and turn off the little AGD in your brain that wants to call it all bullshit. Faul McCartney chomped vegetables on Vegetables.
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 04:40:21 PM »

Frian Wilson

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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2011, 04:44:10 PM »

YOU SCARED THE sh*t OUT OF ME.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2011, 04:47:03 PM »

i'm thinking if brian wilson is going to die, it's going to be on or around oct 28
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2011, 05:12:15 PM »

Yeah, my heart skipped a beat when glancing at the topic header a couple hours ago.

Upon reading the initial post - kinda funny a book revolving around kings of music would muck that up!
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 05:25:57 PM »

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There are some old people seasoned musical veterans on this board with questionable eyesight that might have a coronary, bowel inversion or other unpleasant episode when first reading a title like that.

Present company excepted, of course.
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2011, 05:28:44 PM »

i'm thinking if brian wilson is going to die, it's going to be on or around oct 28, 2043

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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 05:50:36 PM »

That topic title is just mean, seriously.
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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 05:54:41 PM »

Old Man

There are some old people seasoned musical veterans on this board with questionable eyesight that might have a coronary, bowel inversion or other unpleasant episode when first reading a title like that.

Present company excepted, of course.

Lucky you, when I read it it did not have the (not really) disclaimer. Just those awful four words...
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2011, 05:57:47 PM »

I know that this title scares everyone, but you'd better get used to it... he IS 69 years old and in Brian years thats like 180...

one day, sadly, he can make SMiLE Part 2: the godly symphony to teenagers!
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2011, 06:02:05 PM »

I know that this title scares everyone, but you'd better get used to it... he IS 69 years old and in Brian years thats like 180...

one day, sadly, he can make SMiLE Part 2: the godly symphony to teenagers!

The only reason you have to die is cause you were taught that you have to die.

- Charles Manson 1967.


Hence, if we all forget that Brian will meet his eventual end like all of us, his life may be prolonged indefinitely. Beach Boys 180 year reunion show, Brian, Mike, Bruce, Al still kickin still rockin. Al is now 1.5ft tall and his ears have outgrown his head. Bruce is just a raisin in a saucepan. Mike has a voice box with a lot of midrange. Brian still has perfect hair.

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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2011, 06:02:40 PM »

Unfortunately, he's about the oldest 69-year-old I've ever seen.  Hopefully that's just appearance, but he's done some rough living.
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2011, 06:06:55 PM »

Unfortunately, he's about the oldest 69-year-old I've ever seen.  Hopefully that's just appearance, but he's done some rough living.

Are you talking about appearances or behavior [closing his eyes a lot, seeming very tired]? I don't think he looks too bad, it's his fat that makes him look that way and what someone said is his plastic surgery going bad or something. If he was 1990 thin he'd look pretty good I bet. Hanging round Jeff is skewing Brian's sense of healthy weight again... seriously.
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2011, 11:12:50 AM »

Like how the insert says that man standing with them is Murry Wilson, when it really isn't.

I recently found out that the root of that misidentification is John Tobler's book from the '70s, which has that same picture and incorrectly identifies the guy as Murry.
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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2011, 11:43:14 AM »

I know that this title scares everyone, but you'd better get used to it... he IS 69 years old and in Brian years thats like 180...

one day, sadly, he can make SMiLE Part 2: the godly symphony to teenagers!

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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2011, 03:19:39 PM »

i'm thinking if brian wilson is going to die, it's going to be on or around oct 28
I hope not because that would be a little too bizzare.. Undecided
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