A recent picture of Brian...

[Jay]

Pawn Stars is one of my favorite shows on tv at the moment. It sure would be cool to get a cast autograph. 

[rogerlancelot]

Pawn Stars is one of my favorite shows on tv at the moment. It sure would be cool to get a cast autograph. 

I know what you're getting for Xmas now.....

[Ron]

I think Brian just looks old because of weight issues.  He's been heavy/slim/heavy/slim/heavy/slim over and over again in his life, and that doesn't really bode well for the elasticity of your skin.  He's gained a lot of weight the last 4 or 5 years too, that doesn't do him any favors. 

Really though all the Beach Boys look like hell anymore.  I guess Al doesn't look dead yet, but it's a part of life.  They'll all die on us sooner than later, and I don't know what the hell we're going to do. 

[Mike's Beard]

If you want to see someone who looks amazing for their age google director Kathryn Bigelow. We are talking major GILF.

[Jay]

I just looked her up. Somebody has to have made a mistake on her birth date.    Another person who doesn't look their age is Katey Segal.

[adamghost]

If young Brian WIlson was living in 2011, what kind of music do you think he'd be making, and would it go to number one?

There's probably a number of young people around with Brian's musical aptitude. Whether it is nurtured, and whether the right opportunities come along, and whether they have the right people around them, and whether the time is right, and whether........

Nature abhors a vacuum. If the need is there, a person will fulfil that need.

There is no need for anyone with Brian's talent at the moment.

I was going to make this same point, but you made it much better.

You are a person of rare insight.

[SMiLE Brian]

Brian should get himself cryogenically frozen before it's too late.

The current thinking is that nitrogen freezing before death is really the way forward. The speed at which you are frozen is very important, as ice crystals cause celular damage, a real problem if you want to have a functioning brain upon re-animation.

He's lucky as well as he can afford full body freezing, not just the cheap "heads only" option which I'll be doing. Unfortunately you have to be dead for that.

In the future he'll be able to have his ageing reversed.

Teen queens beware

If young Brian WIlson was living in 2011, what kind of music do you think he'd be making, and would it go to number one?

There's probably a number of young people around with Brian's musical aptitude. Whether it is nurtured, and whether the right opportunities come along, and whether they have the right people around them, and whether the time is right, and whether........

Nature abhors a vacuum. If the need is there, a person will fulfil that need.

There is no need for anyone with Brian's talent at the moment.

Sad but true.  No record company today would have a clue what to do with a 22-year-old Brian Wilson (with or without the Beach Boys).  If anything, they would probably try to mold them into another "boy band" - those are just about due for another upswing.  Or perhaps Brian would be like a Sufjan Stevens singer/songwriter type, off on his own trip without much regard for making hit records

Of course, in this alternate universe, a Brian Wilson born in, say, 1989 would be a much different Brian Wilson that the one who was born in 1942.  Same natural gifts, but different upbringing, different musical influences.  The mind truly boggles.

I'm hoping if Brian was 22 today, he would be in a band like fleet foxes.

[Mike's Beard]

I just looked her up. Somebody has to have made a mistake on her birth date.    Another person who doesn't look their age is Katey Segal.

Katey is hot, hot, hot! (plus the voice of Leelah), but she has had her nose and tits done. Kathryn is apparently all natural.

[WaxOn]

Brian should get himself cryogenically frozen before it's too late.
The current thinking is that nitrogen freezing before death is really the way forward. The speed at which you are frozen is very important, as ice crystals cause celular damage, a real problem if you want to have a functioning brain upon re-animation.

I'm like totally doin' that cryo thing right now. One martini at a time.

[donald]

I saw Brian in June.  He looks 69 but a bit better than that picture.   Lighting and angle can really make a difference.  I DIDN'T GET A PIC, THE CROWD WAS SMALL AND THE VENUE NAZIS WERE VIGILANT.

[Iron Horse-Apples]

I saw Brian in June.  He looks 69 but a bit better than that picture.   Lighting and angle can really make a difference.  I DIDN'T GET A PIC, THE CROWD WAS SMALL AND THE VENUE NAZIS WERE VIGILANT.

I feel a paste-over coming on

[MBE]

The place next to the Pawn Stars shop in Vegas is much cheeper and they have great rock and roll stuff there.

[Loaf]

He feels like an old Indian chief to me--very spiritual, but been through all the battles, seen all the carnage.

I like that description.

Ditto.

Ditto again. Now if only he could translate that somehow into writing his own songs...

[ghost]

Brian saw ALL the Carny, in the Playboy magazine. 

[smile-holland]

Ghost, I suggest you to NEVER EVER post these kind of links on this board again. Anyone interested in seeing "all of Carnie" is free to look that up if they want, but posting direct links to pictures like these are not allowed.

[ghost]

Ghost, I suggest you to NEVER EVER post these kind of links on this board again. Anyone interested in seeing "all of Carnie" is free to look that up if they want, but posting direct links to pictures like these are not allowed.

I think I'll have to secretly embed Naked Carnie links all over this board now, virgin.

[smile-holland]

Ghost, I suggest you to NEVER EVER post these kind of links on this board again. Anyone interested in seeing "all of Carnie" is free to look that up if they want, but posting direct links to pictures like these are not allowed.

I think I'll have to secretly embed Naked Carnie links all over this board now, virgin.

I hope you were kidding... as I sure wasn't.

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Yes, please don't.

[ghost]

Is 38DD big?

[♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇]

Is a cow's d*ck  made of beef?

[ghost]

What's that hilarious Sarah Palin quote about beef?

[MBE]

Ghost, I suggest you to NEVER EVER post these kind of links on this board again. Anyone interested in seeing "all of Carnie" is free to look that up if they want, but posting direct links to pictures like these are not allowed.

I think I'll have to secretly embed Naked Carnie links all over this board now, virgin.

You notice Brian went grey only after those photos were shot!

[send me a picture and i'll tell you]

Remember the quote where Brian was talking about all those years in his room?  "Bring me a Playboy!  Bring me a Penthouse!"

I wonder if history repeated itself, and he didn't recognize Carnie until it was too late...

[MBE]

Remember the quote where Brian was talking about all those years in his room?  "Bring me a Playboy!  Bring me a Penthouse!"

I wonder if history repeated itself, and he didn't recognize Carnie until it was too late...

Classic post!

[Mike's Beard]

Is 38DD big?

Kids stuff. I once dated someone who was a 36GG.