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« on: August 05, 2011, 09:06:55 AM »

Brian has been quoted saying he has sex twice per day, every day. Brian himself knows, or knew, in the 60s, that, according to the teachings of the oriental mind, semen contains vital brain substances which when not wasted on females are reabsorbed back into the brain and create a more capable brilliant brain. Brian made all his best music due to conserving his semen. The ecstatic chants of California Girls are due to this. It is my own pet theory that SMiLE ceased to become due to Marilyn finally seducing Brian from the piano into the marital bed. Call me crazy but I think SMiLE was contained in Brian's seed and he lost it. Perhaps it became an expertly crafted sandwich. Or Carnie.

Theory: if Brian goes celibate for a few months, he will recover his mid-60s songwriting muse and go on to another 40 years of brilliance.

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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 09:33:55 AM »

I believe it disappeared along with a traditional beef on weck sandwich:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_on_weck_sandwich

You don't suppose he (gasp) ate it???

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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 09:34:25 AM »

Brian made all his best music due to conserving his semen. The ecstatic chants of California Girls are due to this. It is my own pet theory that SMiLE ceased to become due to Marilyn finally seducing Brian from the piano into the marital bed. Call me crazy but I think SMiLE was contained in Brian's seed and he lost it. Perhaps it became an expertly crafted sandwich. Or Carnie.

LOL LOL LOL

Complete nonsense, but very funny.
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 09:43:01 AM »

This thread has potential.
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 10:06:01 AM »

I recall that during the '98 Howard Stern interview, Brian stated that he has sex with Melinda once a month.

Sounds like we know how he was bribed to finish SMiLE!!  Grin Grin  Grin Grin  Grin Grin

(BTW, what's the source of the twice-a-day quote?)
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 10:13:05 AM »

I recall that during the '98 Howard Stern interview, Brian stated that he has sex with Melinda once a month.

Sounds like we know how he was bribed to finish SMiLE!!  Grin Grin  Grin Grin  Grin Grin

(BTW, what's the source of the twice-a-day quote?)

Off the top of my head, maybe hereGrin
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 10:14:08 AM »

Brian has been quoted saying he has sex twice per day, every day. Brian himself knows, or knew, in the 60s, that, according to the teachings of the oriental mind, semen contains vital brain substances which when not wasted on females are reabsorbed back into the brain and create a more capable brilliant brain. Brian made all his best music due to conserving his semen. The ecstatic chants of California Girls are due to this. It is my own pet theory that SMiLE ceased to become due to Marilyn finally seducing Brian from the piano into the marital bed. Call me crazy but I think SMiLE was contained in Brian's seed and he lost it. Perhaps it became an expertly crafted sandwich. Or Carnie.

Theory: if Brian goes celibate for a few months, he will recover his mid-60s songwriting muse and go on to another 40 years of brilliance.


Carnie Wilson is SMiLE?
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2011, 10:17:37 AM »

Right the phuck on!
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2011, 10:43:00 AM »

General Jack D. Ripper is in complete agreement with you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5Vvs2cdqY&feature=related
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2011, 10:54:08 AM »

Brian has been quoted saying he has sex twice per day, every day. Brian himself knows, or knew, in the 60s, that, according to the teachings of the oriental mind, semen contains vital brain substances which when not wasted on females are reabsorbed back into the brain and create a more capable brilliant brain. Brian made all his best music due to conserving his semen. The ecstatic chants of California Girls are due to this. It is my own pet theory that SMiLE ceased to become due to Marilyn finally seducing Brian from the piano into the marital bed. Call me crazy but I think SMiLE was contained in Brian's seed and he lost it. Perhaps it became an expertly crafted sandwich. Or Carnie.

Theory: if Brian goes celibate for a few months, he will recover his mid-60s songwriting muse and go on to another 40 years of brilliance.


Carnie Wilson is SMiLE?

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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2011, 11:01:03 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2011, 01:14:18 PM »

Seems to me that semen is pretty much generated, well....as it happens...so Brian's theory would be totally invalid...

My source: well...just drawing conclusions based on this article about blue balls: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/463/why-do-ones-loins-ache-after-a-session-of-nonclimactic-arousal
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2011, 10:04:51 AM »

I recall that during the '98 Howard Stern interview, Brian stated that he has sex with Melinda once a month.

Sounds like we know how he was bribed to finish SMiLE!!  Grin Grin  Grin Grin  Grin Grin

(BTW, what's the source of the twice-a-day quote?)

Off the top of my head, maybe hereGrin

So it has been confirmed. Thanks Andrew!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2011, 04:46:15 PM »

I have one name that disproves this theory: Dennis Wilson

Also, am I the only one who found this part of the "twice a day, every day" interview hilarious:

"Which words or phrases do you most overuse? 'Right the f*** on.' "
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