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« on: June 16, 2011, 11:49:34 PM »

Recently been talking to, y'know, someone about, ah, stuff (as you do) and they offered this opinion:

"Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski.  The man is a saint and a gem."

True dat.
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 01:20:12 AM »

C-Man is indeed awesome.
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 02:00:44 AM »

I feel embarrassed, because I haven't got a clue as to what this thread is about... say AGD, you didn't take the produce of Owsley by any chance? So that you'll start to agree with Tobelman shortly?  Huh
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 02:22:33 AM »

I feel embarrassed, because I haven't got a clue as to what this thread is about... say AGD, you didn't take the produce of Owsley by any chance? So that you'll start to agree with Tobelman shortly?  Huh

Andrew's being mysterious and confounding as ever, and I propose we take guesses at what he's alluding to.

My bet is that C-Man's had the completed SMiLE album master tapes in a box under his bed since 1967 and only handed it to Mark & Alan last week, just after they'd finalised the Capitol box set.

To their dismay, C-Man's treasure trove revealed not only the fact that they'd second-guessed most of it and got it wrong, but also that TWOTS was the lead single, that several hitherto-unknown Wilson/Love compositions made made the grade, and that the Rock Me Henry version of Surf's Up, complete with yodelling backing vocals and "ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma" tag, was to have been included as a bonus 7" 33.3rpm single, ala Mount Vernon & Fairway, a format Brian of course returned to five years later.

The phrase "Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski. The man is a saint and a gem," was Brian's response to the news. He never wanted SMILE to be released and is grateful to C-Man for holding out for so long.
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« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 02:24:05 AM »

I feel embarrassed, because I haven't got a clue as to what this thread is about... say AGD, you didn't take the produce of Owsley by any chance? So that you'll start to agree with Tobelman shortly?  Huh

Andrew's being mysterious and confounding as ever, and I propose we take guesses at what he's alluding to.

My bet is that C-Man's had the completed SMiLE album master tapes in a box under his bed since 1967 and only handed it to Mark & Alan last week, just after they'd finalised the Capitol box set.

To their dismay, C-Man's treasure trove revealed not only the fact that they'd second-guessed most of it and got it wrong, but also that TWOTS was the lead single, that several hitherto-unknown Wilson/Love compositions made made the grade, and that the Rock Me Henry version of Surf's Up, complete with yodelling backing vocals and "ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma" tag, was to have been included as a bonus 7" 33.3rpm single, ala Mount Vernon & Fairway, a format Brian of course returned to five years later.

The phrase "Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski. The man is a saint and a gem," was Brian's response to the news. He never wanted SMILE to be released and is grateful to C-Man for holding out for so long.

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« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 02:27:40 AM »

I feel embarrassed, because I haven't got a clue as to what this thread is about... say AGD, you didn't take the produce of Owsley by any chance? So that you'll start to agree with Tobelman shortly?  Huh

Nah...the only produce my bro has ingested was some old rutabagas I sent him for his past birthday.
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 07:20:30 AM »

Either:

a) Craig has explained the Zen interpretation to AGD and now he "gets it" Smiley

b) Craig has located the Inside Pop reels in time to be included in the box set.

c) Craig has a contact at Capitol and Unleash the Love is getting a Fourth Quarter 2011 release.
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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 07:39:00 AM »

Either:

a) Craig has explained the Zen interpretation to AGD and now he "gets it" Smiley

b) Craig has located the Inside Pop reels in time to be included in the box set.

c) Craig has a contact at Capitol and Unleash the Love is getting a Fourth Quarter 2011 release.

Oh... I'd just as pleased with a DeLuxe double disk set of Unleash The Love as I would with that SS box, which is vastly overrated IMHO anyway. Gimme da Lovester any time.


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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 07:48:40 AM »


It's Turban Time!

Another tee-shirt slogan from the Don! You should go into business  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2011, 07:51:04 AM »

P.S.

Does anyone have the faintest notion what AGD is going on about?

Recently been talking to, y'know, someone about, ah, stuff (as you do) and they offered this opinion:

"Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski.  The man is a saint and a gem."

True dat.


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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2011, 08:16:48 AM »

Is it like me to be obtuse, in any way opaque, at any time less than entirely transparent ?  Roll Eyes

Patience. All will become clear. Soon. Ish.
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2011, 10:09:07 AM »

Ah, now I get it. Craig runs a dating agency and he's got you hooked up with a lady hairdresser & beard trimmer!

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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 10:14:25 AM »

P.S.

Does anyone have the faintest notion what AGD is going on about?

Recently been talking to, y'know, someone about, ah, stuff (as you do) and they offered this opinion:

"Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski.  The man is a saint and a gem."

True dat.


Is this some Smile Sessions related nugget that you're going to torture us with, or something else entirely?!  Brow

I try to read AGD's stuff backwards, to no avail. Not even a message from Satan himself.
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« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2011, 10:16:00 AM »

I try to read AGD's stuff backwards, to no avail. Not even a message from Satan himself.

That's Natas to you, buddy!
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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2011, 10:37:46 AM »

I try to read AGD's stuff backwards, to no avail. Not even a message from Satan himself.

That's Natas to you, buddy!

I find it worrying that AGD is deeply into mysticism these days. What's he up to? A TM phase? Hopping included?
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« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2011, 11:08:30 AM »

The smile you send out will indeed return to you.

Allegedly.

Or if that's a little too arcane, some zen humor:

The Dalai Lama walks into Domino's Pizza and says "make me one with everything".
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« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2011, 11:27:14 AM »

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The Dalai Lama walks into Domino's Pizza and says "make me one with everything".

LOL
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« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2011, 12:15:03 PM »

The Dalai Lama is not amused. :I
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« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2011, 12:48:31 PM »

He told Mike, to tell you , Yes He is.
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« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2011, 11:02:02 PM »

Craig is, indeed, a great guy. 

And recently he's been so darn busy immersed in important projects that he's had little time to post on this board.

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« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2011, 11:35:29 PM »

This is the best thread ever, even if I have no idea what the hell is going on.  LOL
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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2011, 09:31:15 AM »

Recently been talking to, y'know, someone about, ah, stuff (as you do) and they offered this opinion:

"Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski.  The man is a saint and a gem."

True dat.


I'm not a saint or a gem, just a hard-working guy.  An entirely embarrased one.
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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2011, 10:02:48 AM »

Recently been talking to, y'know, someone about, ah, stuff (as you do) and they offered this opinion:

"Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski.  The man is a saint and a gem."

True dat.


I'm not a saint or a gem, just a hard-working guy.  An entirely embarrased one.

I was told to say that. You can probably figure out by whom.  Grin

Still true, mind.
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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2011, 11:49:13 AM »

Recently been talking to, y'know, someone about, ah, stuff (as you do) and they offered this opinion:

"Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski.  The man is a saint and a gem."

True dat.


I'm not a saint or a gem, just a hard-working guy.  An entirely embarrased one.

I was told to say that. You can probably figure out by whom.  Grin

Still true, mind.

You're in direct connect with Brian?  Not on twitter, fer sure.
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« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2011, 01:16:40 PM »

Recently been talking to, y'know, someone about, ah, stuff (as you do) and they offered this opinion:

"Thank the Lord for Craig Slowinski.  The man is a saint and a gem."

True dat.


I'm not a saint or a gem, just a hard-working guy.  An entirely embarrased one.

I was told to say that. You can probably figure out by whom.  Grin

Still true, mind.

You're in direct connect with Brian?  Not on twitter, fer sure.

Pretty sure Brian didn't say that about me.  Probably doesn't know me from Adam.
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