101 things you didn't know about SMiLE.

[Pretty Funky]

A light hearted follow-up to the '101 things you didn't know about the Beach Boys' thread from last year. Help bring the list home!

101 This years release Brian calling 'A Seniors Symphony to God'.
100 Brian wanted a musical journey from Plymouth Rock to Hawaii. Mike suggested Malibu to Redondo instead!
99   Paul McCartney ruined the true integrity of Vega-Tables recording by eating a apple!
98   Unknown version of Blue Hawaii found last week with Obamas birth certifcate!

[Jason]

97 The actual completed master of Smile was compiled by Osama bin Laden and found in his house after he was killed.

[Don_Zabu]

96. Paul McCartney was actually a spook for Phil Spector and his mind gangsters. That's why he showed up at the recording sessions in the first place; he was getting paid to steal ideas for Spector!

95. But then rather than going back to Spector, he instead took what he learned and went back to Abbey Road studios to finish Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. In the middle of recording, however, Spector caught up with him and murdered him, setting the body up so that it looked like an accident!

And that's why Paul McCartney is really dead.