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« on: January 25, 2009, 12:59:46 AM »

I was looking through all my BW/BB stuff and came across a funny and sad letter Brian wrote to someone in 1977. If anyone of our experts can tell me who Brian wrote it to, I would appreicate it. It reads as follows:

When you are in Los Angles and you want to break into the Hollywood jet set crowd, you rent a bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel pool. The Beverly Hills Hotel is famous for the ultra rich from all over the world. To be by the pool is your statement to the people that you are heavy. During the peak season, the celebrities from all over come to have lunch and get some sun. Producers, Directors, Record Producers and Rock and Roll stars and money people. This is where a lot of properties are bought and sold and deals are always brewing.

Unfortunately, if your overhead is high and you wife spends almost $10,000 a month on clothes, your automatic pilot finances and $400,000 reserve fund are always in jeopardy. Being unable to control your wife, you are forced to tour to cover your overhead.
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 02:19:22 AM »

I was looking through all my BW/BB stuff and came across a funny and sad letter Brian wrote to someone in 1977. If anyone of our experts can tell me who Brian wrote it to, I would appreicate it. It reads as follows:

When you are in Los Angles and you want to break into the Hollywood jet set crowd, you rent a bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel pool. The Beverly Hills Hotel is famous for the ultra rich from all over the world. To be by the pool is your statement to the people that you are heavy. During the peak season, the celebrities from all over come to have lunch and get some sun. Producers, Directors, Record Producers and Rock and Roll stars and money people. This is where a lot of properties are bought and sold and deals are always brewing.

Unfortunately, if your overhead is high and you wife spends almost $10,000 a month on clothes, your automatic pilot finances and $400,000 reserve fund are always in jeopardy. Being unable to control your wife, you are forced to tour to cover your overhead.

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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 02:19:46 AM »

Are you sure he did not write that in 1997?
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 08:04:43 AM »

Are you sure he did not write that in 1997?

Ohhh, that's good   LOL
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 11:48:58 AM »

Unfortunately, if your overhead is high and you wife spends almost $10,000 a month on clothes, your automatic pilot finances and $400,000 reserve fund are always in jeopardy. Being unable to control your wife, you are forced to tour to cover your overhead.
 

 
Of course a responsible wife would cut back on her clothing allowance so her husband has enough for drugs, his friends drugs, booze and a shrink!

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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 04:06:32 PM »

That actually sounds like the beginning of a spy novel. How sweet would that be...'Under cover...with Brian Wilson, internation spy'. Grin
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 05:14:23 PM »

What a depressing read haha
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