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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 21, 2016, 12:53:49 PM
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Mike is loveless when it comes to Brian... Money is Mike's God!
Rocky, I just listened to California Feeling last night (it's been awhile since I listened to it). Great job on the vocal I've always liked that and it would not have been out of place on a Beach Boys Lp. Did any of the other guys object to you recording a vocal, maybe feeling a little worried Brian might use you more? :)Sorry I didn't get a chance to THANK YOU... for the compliment! Before "doe doe" took it upon himself to "inform" us that Calif Feelin was an American Spring song... even though you didn'd ask about that at all!
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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 20, 2016, 09:28:47 AM
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Given that was an American Spring recording, l'd doubt they were very fussed.
He wasn't asking you doe doe... "GET BACK" IN YOUR TOILET! "GET BACK DOE DOE"... wasn't that the lyric to the Beatles song? Oh... that was "Get Back... jo jo... refering to Yoko! Yoko... jo jo... doe doe... there all the same... NO ONE WANTED THEM AROUND! ha ha Brian singing on it... made it GREAT for me!
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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 18, 2016, 04:36:24 PM
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I think Knockout would be a more appropriate name for the book at this point.
I think "(Dumber Than) A Box Of Rocks", with a subtitle "Rocky's Greatest Hits", with a reference to Dennis and Carl. Now that is funny... here here! Touche! Finally someone with some "Wit and Grit" Where the hell have YOU been? ... I've been falling asleep here! Oh... your dick has been stuck in some chain link fence in Sonora?... Does that mean you were trying to sneak out of Sonora? Ya know, I'M GONNA BUILD A WALL... So High around Sonora... and I'm going to make SONORA "PAY FOR IT!"
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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 18, 2016, 03:34:44 PM
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So... bald ears means ears without hair on them ? Well, gosh darn it, who would have ever guessed that?
"doe doe boy" YOUR EARS HAVE TOILET "GRUNDOE" on them... "grunge and doe" "doe doe" Aren't you tired of getting the sh*t kicked out of you?... Oh... that's why you keep your head stuffed in that toilet! Come on... somebody with some moxie... My grandmother is tougher than you... doe doe I got it... You and Juiced should get married... You're both lonely... and smashed out of your minds... all you two do... IS READ ME... Oh... and you can have EXCESSIVE Emily perform the ceremony! I'm sure a few Smile readers will attend... maybe even the whole "angry 13" What a day that would be to remember ' OR NOT...
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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 18, 2016, 12:54:44 PM
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Not to get all Islamic on the Smile readers, I think it is appropriate to mention a key passage from the Qur'an that pertains to an important covenant. Before I get to that I want to explain that Muhammad was born circa 570 in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. He is considered the last known prophet. He gave the world the Qur'an. The Qur'an is revered as the word of God, dictated to Muhammad by the archangel Gabriel. It is accepted as the foundation of Islamic law, religion, culture, and politics. The covenant I am referring to says: "Be good to your parents, relatives, friends, orphans and the destitute. You shall not expel your own people from your homes." He warned about killing one's own people, expelling a family member from your homes, harming each other with sin and aggression, and asked: "So what punishment do such people among you, who behave like this, deserve? Disgrace in this world and to be driven to grievous punishment on the day of judgment. Allah is not unaware of what you do. As for the people who trade the life of the hereafter for the life of this world, neither their punishment shall be lightened nor shall they be helped. Those who commit evil and become encircled in sins are the inmates of hellfire; they shall dwell therein forever. As for those who believe and do good deeds, they will be the residents of paradise and live therein forever.'
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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 18, 2016, 12:31:17 PM
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Stan, even though you're just a footnote in my book, why don't YOU TAKE YOUR FOOT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH for just a minute and explain to the SMILE READERS... how when you FLUNKED out of basketball and were UNEMPLOYABLE with NO DEGREE from COLLEGE and NO SKILLS other than playing bb - and your brother Stephen Love, manager of the Beach Boys and Brian's personal manager as well - "Magna Cum Laude" as I call him... GAVE YOU A JOB working for Brian... for $52,000 dollars a year (to basically drive up to Bel Air from Laguna and EAT while babysitting Brian!) Then Stephen forced you to give him almost every dollar of your pay to him... to INVEST for you in "MAJOR INVESTMENTS" with the rest of the Beach Boys... I say MAJOR because when there are MILLIONS of DOLLARS being INVESTED, there are MILLIONS of DOLLARS being EARNED! In your case around $750,000 dollars (all total throughout the years...that were basically GIVEN TO YOU!) For example, "MoDaL." I believe that was a chain of Motels in Texas. Stephen put about $40,000 of your money into it (some of which he borrowed for you)... and YOU MADE A THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH FOR... 20 YEARS... or was it 25 years? (FACT CHECKERS do the MATH please... over $250,000) And when it was SOLD, you RECEIVED A CHECK FOR $170,000 DOLLARS! Then there was the "SPAULDING RANCH" INVESTMENT (The one that caused such controversy) where Stephen invested around $35,000 for stan... and when as, "SOLE GENERAL PARTNER" of that INVESTMENT, meaning he was the control person, he "LEGALLY" SOLD IT and "RE-INVESTED" ALL THE Beach Boys MONEY as well as HIS OWN... about $300,000 DOLLARS EACH) in beach PROPERTY ON HANALEI BAY (NOW WORTH $25 MILLION!) BUT HE PAID stan $175,000 DOLLARS CASH from the sale of Spaulding even though his share was only $135,000... because he was once again taking care of his younger brother... and stan was BROKE! Let's see... then when you tried to get your DAD to take out a SECOND mortgage on his house... and he said he didn't feel comfortable doing it... that he couldn't SLEEP AT NIGHT! You, Stan, "NEVER SPOKE TO YOUR dad AGAIN"... or Stephen! OH, that was when Stan had to take a JOB... for the FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE! A job UNLOADING PRODUCE at a GROCERY STORE late at night! I can sure see why you would NEVER SPEAK TO Stephen again, Stan! He happened to be at your dad's house when YOUR dad told you... "NO" on THE LOAN! You never SPOKE TO EITHER ONE OF THEM AGAIN! You BETRAYED Stephen... for what reason??? SAVING YOUR LIFE?... and investing the MONEY you made from the JOB Stephen gave you! STAN wrote Stephen a LETTER RECENTLY STATING... THAT Stephen is "DEAD" to him... that Stephen is a "LOWLIFE." He calls Stephen "COCONUT"! "BROTHERLY LOVE RUNS DEEP IN THE LOVE FAMILY"... Stephen ALWAYS LOVED Stan, would have done ANYTHING for him... and THIS IS THE THANKS he gets?! ... And this is AFTER Mike-y BETRAYED Stephen for sending him a telegram at a 6-month meditation retreat in Switzerland, saying, "Now is not the time in your life to be stupid. Get back here and rehearse with the band before the next tour!" I guess you just can't take the word STUPID OUT OF...STUPID IS as STUPID DOES! (in the IMMORTAL WORDS OF FOREST GUMP'S MOTHER!) Mike-y and Stan call STEPHEN "COCONUT"! Yeah, he was "NUTS" alright...for LOVING THEM! I think everyone of the "SMILE READERS" minus the "angry 13" who have brothers or sisters can appreciate this little POST!... as a set up for the next post!
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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 18, 2016, 10:27:26 AM
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Getting back to important matters: When Stephen WOULD NOT SEND ME HOME...from the tour in Australia for punching out Carl... for giving Dennis $100 dollars... that he personally PROMISED Stephen he would not do... as in NOT GIVE Dennis ANY MONEY... and JEOPARDIZE the ENTIRE TOUR! The same $100 dollars Dennis immediately SCORED heroin with in Sydney... then at a dinner party that Dennis hosted... getting David Frost to twist Stephen's ARM to allow Brian to attend (and PAY for the expensive dinner) where Dennis ordered a half dozen bottles of Chateau La Fitte! (at $300 dollars a bottle for guys who wouldn't know the difference between La Fitte and La Ripple) with ONLY Steve Korthof as Brian's "ONE" bodyguard-handler PRESENT that night! A NEAR FATAL MISTAKE... That STEPHEN VEHEMENTLY OBJECTED TO!!! But Frost sort of TRUMPED Stephen and basically INSISTED that Brian be allowed to attend this "ILL-FATED" near CATASTROPHIC event... see "Dennis' Dinner Party" Chapter 3. Dennis SLIPPED BRIAN HEROIN under the table right under the nose of Korthof, Brian's 5 ft 6 in 200-lb cousin. Brian referred to Korthof as... An "Honest Injun!" who Stephen was forced into hiring. He was the most "INEPT" bodyguard-handler EVER in the history of bodyguard-handlers... Korthof was forever after dubbed "BUNGLING Korthof"... Brian GOT HEROIN FROM DENNIS... with KORTHOF SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO BRIAN! OH... and as I've STATED NUMEROUS TIMES ON THIS THREAD.... BRIAN ALMOST "DIED!...that night... as in OVERDOSED! We had to put Brian in a bathtub of ice... See Chapter 4, "Brian's Ice Bath!" Of course, ALL the "angry 13" have to say about that is... WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE PARAMEDICS?... You and Stan aren't QUALIFIED to make those kinds of DECISIONS... to PUT Brian IN AN ICE BATH! You guys should have WAITED 20-30 minutes for the paramedics to arrive and let them CARRY BRIAN'S LIFELESS BODY OUT OF THE HOTEL and TRANSPORT HIM TO A HOSPITAL... where THE PROFESSIONALS could do their JOB! So WHAT IF THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN AN INTERNATIONAL SCANDAL and the ENTIRE TOUR CANCELED... and that's "IF" Brian DID NOT DIE! And Dennis was NOT ARRESTED FOR MANSLAUGHTER! By the way, Korthof packed his sh*t, took his round-trip ticket... and SPLIT in the MIDDLE of the night! But... WE LOVE YOU, DENNIS!
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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 18, 2016, 09:49:29 AM
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There are almost 85,000 admirers! SMILE... who? Whereas mine will... FLY OFF THE SHELVES! in "RECORD" NUMBERS... It... just... doesn't... sink... in... does... it... There... are... only... 3000... members... on... this... entire... site... and... the... vast... majority... rarely... oh, forget it. Outta here... BYE... I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER LEAVE... You're like that neighbor who snuck into the party... UNINVITED... and NOBODY WOULD TALK TO... BYE BYE... BOO HOO!
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Smiley Smile Stuff / General On Topic Discussions / Re: Rocky Pamplin book about The Beach Boys?
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on: March 18, 2016, 09:35:47 AM
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So Stan... THE ONLY FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK... TO "NEVER EVER" START A SINGLE GAME! That's gotta be a record... ' Hey... I heard you're going to write a book... That reminds me of the time I asked you if you had ever READ A BOOK... ALL THE WAY THROUGH... every PAGE... AND YOU ADMITTED YOU HAD NOT! You were 33 years old... it was 1983! So... I LITERALLY CHALLENGED YOU... to READ "ONE" BOOK... every single page. And you accepted the CHALLENGE... So I gave you the book... "How to win friends and influence people"... by Dale Carnegie! You started reading it... and I would see it on the coffee table... as the days rolled by... After a week you were about a quarter of the way through it! I could tell because the first 50 pages or so were separated from each other. Another week later... about 100 pages were separated... By the end of three weeks... you had read about 3/4s of... "ONE OF THE MOST SOLD AND MOST WIDELY READ BOOKS OF ALL TIME"... and then it just sat there... the last 35 pages remained UNOPENED! So I asked you... did you ever finish reading this book?... as I held it up... so it was obvious the last quarter of the book had not been read... AND YOU SAID... "No" (I said, "Well, at least you didn't LIE!") But Stan... we had a PERSONAL "BET"... a PERSONAL "CHALLENGE"... the whole CRITERIA... was SIMPLY... TO READ THE "ENTIRE" book... Your response was... "It got repetitious. I read the last page!" ' ' Kinda a small world Rocky. I went to Redondo High and when Stan was with the Lakers he used to come over in the off season for the nightly pick-up games. I was just a Sophmore/Junior and played him 6-10 times. He was good but what I remember is his deadly sharp elbows, which he would unleash constantly. Not the dirtiest player ever but ... Stan was INDEED an extremely DIRTY PLAYER... I once saw stan PUSH an OPPONENT "FROM BEHIND" as in... "IN THE BACK" ...DOWN TO THE FLOOR OF THE COURT... and then while the guy was lying there... "Stan" STEPPED ON THE GUY'S "THROAT" and ran on past! A foul was called on him for the flagrant foul... but more importantly... it was a HOME GAME... and the ENTIRE UNIVERSITY of OREGON FANS... ALL WENT DEATHLY "SILENT!" Everyone was EMBARRASSED and HUMILLIATED at the actions of their "star" player! You might say "FALLEN" star "PLAYER!" Stan's "FAVORABILITY" DIMINISHED CONSIDERABLY from that moment on, as did the attendance numbers! People who play "DIRTY" do so because they "KNOW" deep down inside their not that good. And they LACK MORAL INTEGRITY! Also, Stan NEVER LIFTED WEIGHTS in HIS LIFE... He was too LAZY... and lacked intestinal fortitude! He always relied on his HEIGHTH to GET HIM BY! But at 6"7 and 3/4 inches and 225 lbs... in the PROs the other players just pushed him around like a rag doll! I also remember Stan running on a treadmill to get in shape... SMOKING A JOINT! He was ALWAYS SMOKING A JOINT!! His nickname was CHIMNEY!!! ' ' Don't even get me started on his roomate (in Laguna), Steve "BUD" Saner! '
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