Who you callin' a Jarhead?

Syncopate it a little more! Get angry!*

*Murry was a meaniehead

The same ooze that permeated Going Public, probably.

You must be one of the mind gangsters!*

*The 80s production values make it work

The positivity just oozes from Michael's ZZ Top beard.

You must really hate Brian. You jerk. Mr. Jerkface. You want to end up on the Naughty List?*


*The self-titled album is Brian's best solo record

The best Mike comment ever uttered onstage was "if you're going to fight, go to Madison Square Garden and get paid for it," in response to Carl responding negatively to a fight that broke out in the crowd during a March 1972 show at St. John's University in Jamaica, NY. BEST. MIKE. COMMENT. EVER.

I cannot say I disagree.

Cousin Brian needs to remember the Love Thang. The Mike Love Sound is why we have the Beach Boys.

I could always be the cool guy on the board and call him mYke luHv.

In a perfect world Somewhere Quiet would never exist. Summer Means New Love was fine the way it was. It's like colorizing Citizen Kane.

No particular reason, but for some reason it annoys people. Why, I don't know.

Well, it's his name, isn't it?

That's another good one. I'm glad it finally found a release.

Carl, Brian, Michael, Al, Dennis, Bruce, Blondie, Ricky, and David, although David's slightly rough vocals fit his solo music. Same with Blondie.

In most cases, yeah. Peggy Sue and Help Me Rhonda are his best "rock" vocals.

I like the song, but Al's vocal sounds too...gee whizish, if that makes sense. It doesn't seem to work as well as it should.

Also a favorite, but there's a je ne sais quoi about Christmas Day. Al doesn't usually sing a lot of ballads, so that one just serves as a highlight.

Probably Christmas Day.

How can you not love the Jardine? He wanted the innocence!

I always was!

How can one NOT despise GIOMH? It's the most shitkickingest pile of horribleness since Country Love!*


*I love Brian Wilson

Party in Aisle 12! Two Douches and a Range Rover! Add a Billy to the mix and we have a rave!

I don't think there's much that can be done to salvage this one. A couple good songs but this really was the beginning of the end. It's nowhere near as steamingly turdish as Keepin' the Summer Alive, that's for sure...but then again, no Beach Boys record is.

A new board will rise from the ashes, with two Douches to run it all!