I would like to mention that I do a bunch of charity work, but I don't want to make a big deal about it because that's not what it's about. I do LOTS of charity work. I wrote a check once for an organization.

"Go for the gusto Mitchell!"

What about that gem of a human being Ty Cobb?

"Cobb vaulted the guardrail protecting the grandstand, stalked up 12 rows and began punching and kicking a heckler, tearing holes with his spikes and opening gashes around the man's ears and face.

Other spectators pleaded with Cobb, yelling that the man - who'd lost eight fingers in an industrial accident - had no hands.

"I don't care if he has no feet," Cobb replied."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IVUAc7Hr3Fs&search=elvis%20dumervil

Some uplifting college football action from last season.

I don't believe in transubstantiation.

Im not Catholic but I believe that one. I'm Lutheran.

Missouri Synod?

I know I'm very controversial, but I never expected all of this. I forget how intimidating I can be, and I apologize.

That picture, of course, is from the famous movie "The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes," starring Dean Cain.

That picture, of course, is from the famous movie "The Running Man" starring Maria Conchita Alonso.

I'm going to go ahead and do the right thing and accept everyone's apologies. Thank you.

I see Chuck as Hank Pym in this scenario, going into the Vision to repair him like in Avengers #94 (I think).

I think it will be good because this place won't be stunk up w/Ian's farts anymore. A talented wrtier certainly-about every 800th post. And now that he's at the other place, you know it's only a matter of time until he melts down over there about something, and then there will be more drama!

Ian=Jordan Catalano
Beckner=Angela Chase
Chris D=Mr. Racine

Since I've managed to settle things down here, anything you want on the menu below is on me!

http://www.arbys.com/menu/

http://www.arbys.com/locator/

you can use the above link to find an arby's near you! who doesn't love curly fries?

http://www.arbys.com/arb03.html

if anyone's interested, here's a way to make some money by opening your own arby's franchise.

let's turn this frown updside down!

in regards to the bellyaching:

Thank you Susan and Maybelline for keeping the spirit alive!

http://www.northernohiolive.com/archives/05-07jul/story1.htm

Here's a partial article about her from the past year.

All that Danza/Baio scholarship--gone! I hope someone printed a copy of that one.

I made a Weezer newsletter with two Arby's Big Montana wrappers. I used a mixture of my tears and horsey sauce for ink.

The liberals in Congres will say that Automan wasn't real but I saw Desi Arnaz Jr. talking to him once.

Mike Love takes credit for Bill Wambsganss' unassisted triple play.

I went to a party last Saturday night/I didn't get laid/I got in fight.

I'm glad I was able to calm things down in this thread so dialogue can continue.

Someone's wearing the cranky pants today.