What virgins?? (ducking)
Who knew that, just like "Johnny Carson," the way he (Rocky) keeps it up could make you cry (with tears of laughter)?
Reading this (in whole or in part, depending on one's level of stamina...) it really is amazing that the BBs survived the 70s--the second half of the decade (and '78-'79 in particular) was just brutal.
The question that should be asked here (IMO) is what Rocky may know about the financial history of Mike Love--a man who lives up to the line in "I Just Got My Pay" ("I like spending my money")...
Don't stop at 100,000, Rocky, go for a quarter-million! Hold out for the big bucks!!
Holy crap! Someone needs to do a cover of Johnny Carson, redone as: Raw---cky... Pamp---lin!! Totally serious!!
challenge accepted. another slow night here...
all in good fun, folks!
ROCKY PAMPLIN
(sung to the tune of Johnny Carson)
He sits there typing on the john
Rock-y Pamp-lin
He adds one more emoticon
Rock-y Pamp-lin
AGD comes on and says "hey Rocky"
Every night and day these two are so cocky
It's nice to have you on my thread tonight
A hundred thousand readers... outtasight!
When Brian was dyin' for a grasshopper please
Rock-y Pamp-lin
Or kickin' his cousin between the knees
Rock-y Pamp-lin
AGD comes on and says "hey Rocky"
Every night and day these two are so talky
Don't you think this man saved Brian's life?
Maybe we should check with Brian's wife?
Who's a man whose book needs buyers?
Rocky Pamplin is a real wild writer
Who thinks Rocky is a liar?
Rocky Pamplin is a man for hire
Who's a man whose book needs buyers?
Rocky Pamplin is a real wild writer
Who thinks Rocky is a liar?
Rocky Pamplin is a man for hire