I mean, a member of a band (any band) could have loads of kiddie porn on their laptop and we wouldn't be any wiser until they were nabbed by the FBI.
There are a lot of weird people out there, hiding terrible secrets behind their masks of civility.
At least I can rest in the knowledge that my skeletons in the closet aren't so bad.
Not that I actually have skeletons... in my closet...
