Does Pamplin now wear Pampers?  What does he think of No Pier Pressure, the album of the century?

This thread has inspired me to post "this is real music, not like Justin Bei Bar and Lady Ga Ga!" on every BB-related youtube video.  Got to fight the real fight.  If No Pier Pressure hasn't gone triple platinum and Joe Thomas isn't next in line for Dictator Of Earth by xmas day, then I'm calling shenanigans.

A little research into the genre of 'fan-forums organising themselves to try and create a hit single' reveals it to be an even more futile waste of time than suggesting Robert Maxwell runs for Miss World 2016

Maybe if Lady Ga Ga's name was on the product. It would have a chance.

And if it was still five years ago

We should really do something off No Pier Pressure.  Send it all the way to number 1 to silence all the stupid swag haters.

'No Pier Pressure: The Motion Picture', directed by Stewart Raffill of Mac & Me fame.

This movie will be above criticism.

When I first joined the board, I was pretty enthusiastic and posting left and right about a variety of topics. Unfortunately, the overall tone of the board has become more toxic as the years go on, mainly because of trolling and/or people derailing the discussions in threads to bring up their own personal obsessions over and over and over again.

I feel exctly the same.

It got to the point where the toxicity of the board started to negatively impact my enjoyment of the music (silly, I know).

Silly? I don't think so. That's what happened to me when NPP came out and the board exploded with insults and hateful comments. Though none of them were directly adressed to me (at least none that I saw), the hate against people who were, like me, disappointed by the album affected me severely. How can I enjoy music which is loved by people who are insulting assholes? I had to take time off the board too.

No Pier Pressure is so bad it makes Pet Sounds stink.

Bizarrely, this was the first photograph of I knowingly saw of Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys.

And most importantly Carole Kaye never wore a fire helmet

This made me LOL.

any release with the words 'Joe Thomas' printed on the sleeve

sort-of related (via Kokomo):

I wouldn't be too surprised were it to transpire that Joe Thomas produced this.

What a fat disgrace.

A great username for IanLee would be either 'alan strang' or 'Emergancy Lalla Ward Ten'

Have a newborn ejaculate? That is a pretty sick thought.

reread the bit about "for 34 years" you managed to miss

Feed a newborn child nothing but Skittles for 34 years
then and only then have him ejaculate on the playable side of a Dario G CD
place in CD player
result = the music of "the new Beach Boys", aka Animal Collective

Anyone who doesn't like No Pier Pressure is a racist.

I think I'd be keener to write a 33 & 1/3 book on Summer In Paradise than to listen to this album again.