That JLS guy with the hat on backwards is making me feel violent. Mike should like, come on stage and knock his hat off or something during the performance. Then punch him.

Don't judge them for their appearance; judge them for their terrible, terrible music. 

I feel more sorry for Paul Young, who apparently isn't more talented than an anthropomorphised children's character. Still The Beach Boys got equal billing with the gruffalo, that's pretty rough man.     

How long exactly is a 'hits set' or otherwise???