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Title: SOS - Important Medical Info Post by: The Heartical Don on March 30, 2009, 02:36:51 AM Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me.
It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice. Title: Re: SOS - Important Medical Info Post by: sofonanm on March 30, 2009, 07:46:26 PM This is why I don't have sex. I don't want people sucking the ear drum out of my ear during a fit of frenzy for ear loving.
Title: Re: SOS - Important Medical Info Post by: Jason on March 30, 2009, 08:44:17 PM 15 minutes of meditation will make your troubles go away, Don.
Title: Re: SOS - Important Medical Info Post by: SloopJohnB on March 31, 2009, 12:50:32 AM Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me. It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice. Having your ear "sucked really hard", what a great way to lose your hearing. I guess you'd have preferred risking the loss of something else... ::) ;D Title: Re: SOS - Important Medical Info Post by: SloopJohnB on March 31, 2009, 12:50:55 AM .
Title: Re: SOS - Important Medical Info Post by: The Heartical Don on March 31, 2009, 01:32:10 AM Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me. It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice. Having your ear "sucked really hard", what a great way to lose your hearing. I guess you'd have preferred risking the loss of something else... ::) ;D No, I command her to take out her dentures before each session. So: no danger there. Title: Re: SOS - Important Medical Info Post by: carlydenise on March 31, 2009, 08:54:34 PM Yesterday my girlfriend found a new angle in love making. She bowed over to my left ear. Kissed it first. And then all of a sudden sucked really hard. I still feel the pain today and I think with some bad luck my ear drum might have died on me. It reminded me of you-know-who. So, take care. And don't forget who brought you this fine piece of advice. Having your ear "sucked really hard", what a great way to lose your hearing. I guess you'd have preferred risking the loss of something else... ::) ;D :lol :lol :lol |