Title: Let's compile a 12 track "The Worst of the Beach Boys" Post by: GoogaMooga on September 20, 2017, 08:06:52 AM Just for fun, can we come up with 12 absolute clinkers? I think Elvis had one, maybe a boot, "Elvis' Greatest Shits". Rules: Only band, no solo. Must be officially released. No "comedy" skits, like Bull Session With Big Daddy. Songs or instrumentals are accepted.
(http://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/beachboys2011615_465_473_int.jpg) also: Ten Little Indians (http://www.7inchrecords.com/Discography/BeachBoys/StenlittleindiansDK.jpg) 7" Ten Little Indians Denmark Capitol F 4880. Value: 250 € Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: GoogaMooga on September 20, 2017, 08:11:19 AM County Fair
(http://images.45cat.com/the-beach-boys-ten-little-indians-1962-5.jpg) Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 20, 2017, 08:13:29 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums)
Ten Little Indians She's Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: GoogaMooga on September 20, 2017, 08:13:51 AM Custom Machine
(http://www.e-profession.com/images/va_big_hot_rod_hits.jpeg) Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: rab2591 on September 20, 2017, 08:15:40 AM There is a great compilation out there called “Endless Bummer” and it is chock full of the band’s most dreadful moments.
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: GoogaMooga on September 20, 2017, 08:16:52 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk I like about half of those! ;D Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 20, 2017, 08:21:38 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk I like about half of those! ;D To each their own. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: JK on September 20, 2017, 08:27:07 AM Just for fun, can we come up with 12 absolute clinkers? Man, this is difficult. I'm sorry but I can't think of any absolute clinkers. There are lesser tracks----but absolute clinkers? :o Does "Happy Endings" count? :lol Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 20, 2017, 08:55:23 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk Smiley Smile Wind Chimes? In the list of worst ever Beach Boys songs? W T F? Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Bicyclerider on September 20, 2017, 08:57:19 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk I'm Going Bald - is that the Mike solo version of The Beach Boys' SHE'S going Bald? Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: wjcrerar on September 20, 2017, 08:58:35 AM .
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Michael Edward Osbourne on September 20, 2017, 09:00:17 AM There is a great compilation out there called “Endless Bummer” and it is chock full of the band’s most dreadful moments. I'll never forget the day I found Endless Bummer at a used record store in 2002. I picked it up and loudly said "WHAT?!?!?!?". I couldn't stop laughing at the song titles: Mike Sells Out, Mike Sells Out Again, Brian Hanging With Some Nerds, Kokomo Spanish Version Double Yuck!, I'm A Genius Too... It was the first time I heard Smart Girls. Definitely one of the weirdest cds I own. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: wjcrerar on September 20, 2017, 09:00:34 AM .
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Chocolate Shake Man on September 20, 2017, 09:06:14 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk Vegetables?? Smiley Wind Chimes??? Mt Vernon???? Let Us Go On This Way???????? I Wanna Pick You Up????????????? The WORST of the Beach Boys?????????? Is?? This??? I? I'm gonna faint I'm just sorry to hear that he's going bald. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Wirestone on September 20, 2017, 09:06:45 AM Cuckoo Clock
South Bay Surfer Tears in the Morning Student Demonstration Time Here She Comes The Beaks of Eagles Talk to Me TM Song Oh Darlin Wipeout Summer of Love Still Surfin Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 20, 2017, 09:15:33 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk I'm Going Bald - is that the Mike solo version of The Beach Boys' SHE'S going Bald? Oops. I actually confused it with a similarly titled Rush song. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 20, 2017, 09:16:34 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk Smiley Smile Wind Chimes? In the list of worst ever Beach Boys songs? W T F? Absolutely, I could've put half of Smiley Smile on my list, but I wanted some variety. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 20, 2017, 09:17:57 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk Vegetables?? Smiley Wind Chimes??? Mt Vernon???? Let Us Go On This Way???????? I Wanna Pick You Up????????????? The WORST of the Beach Boys?????????? Is?? This??? I? I'm gonna faint Yep, I'm sorry. I'm a huge Beach Boys fans, but I will never understand the fascination with these songs (or most of Smiley Smile or Love You). Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: guitarfool2002 on September 20, 2017, 09:23:05 AM (https://e.snmc.io/lk/l/l/991e80da9250f2673cef4d8566e7f5cd/4123577.jpg)
No contest. Some of the worst sounding schlock I've ever heard. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Chocolate Shake Man on September 20, 2017, 09:32:45 AM (https://e.snmc.io/lk/l/l/991e80da9250f2673cef4d8566e7f5cd/4123577.jpg) No contest. Some of the worst sounding schlock I've ever heard. If I had seen this picture before watching the movie in the 80s, I think I would have assumed that Bruce was the problem child. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: guitarfool2002 on September 20, 2017, 09:42:51 AM (https://e.snmc.io/lk/l/l/991e80da9250f2673cef4d8566e7f5cd/4123577.jpg) No contest. Some of the worst sounding schlock I've ever heard. If I had seen this picture before watching the movie in the 80s, I think I would have assumed that Bruce was the problem child. :lol Very true! Nice touch that Bruce not only color-coordinated his varsity jacket but also his shoes with the Coleman cooler he's sitting on. Seriously, that song and that image on that cover was part of the living hell of being a Beach Boys fan during that era and trying to explain how and why this was indeed the same band who made Pet Sounds. The stock answer would often be "ask the guy wearing the flat cap WTF is going on..." Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Tord on September 20, 2017, 09:49:09 AM Surfin' (1992)
Strange Things Happen Remember (Walking in the Sand) Happy Endings Make It Big Maybe I Don't Know Passing Friend Chasin' the Sky East Meets West Angel Come Home Love Surrounds Me Goin' South Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: SMiLE Brian on September 20, 2017, 09:57:18 AM GF had a rough go of it before BW's solo tours! ;D
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 20, 2017, 10:04:02 AM (https://e.snmc.io/lk/l/l/991e80da9250f2673cef4d8566e7f5cd/4123577.jpg) No contest. Some of the worst sounding schlock I've ever heard. Here's some six degrees of separation stuff. The outfit Bruce is wearing is almost identical to what John Ritter wears at the climax in the movie Real Men. Three years later, Ritter would star in Problem Child, which for one sequence, used the music theme from Real Men. (http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/2544/2112544,TfpHoAlyl6FoVNR2ljANu6zfG6xNplQYfKbP39Vm3ZKmieqf1zKkLVkXbNG3hm0kOZWcydgMV7bprf5m_mClgg==.jpg) Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: guitarfool2002 on September 20, 2017, 10:11:15 AM GF had a rough go of it before BW's solo tours! ;D Just lump everything new the Beach Boys did from the "Kokomo/Baywatch" era together, say 1987 up to Stars & Stripes...take out the very few exceptions like the box set shows and some of the campfire scenes from that TV series they tried, label the multimedia compilation "Mike's Worst Shits", release it on a limited edition USB thumb drive to go with Mike's next tour program package, and call it a day. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: guitarfool2002 on September 20, 2017, 10:14:20 AM Looking back with anger, I'm surprised Mike didn't try to wrangle a booking for the band to do a guest spot on "Saved By The Bell" as Mr. Belding's old school chums coming back to visit and winning over all the hip, jaded young teenagers like Zach and Slater with their performance of "Summer Of Love" at the school dance.
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 20, 2017, 10:25:13 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk Vegetables?? Smiley Wind Chimes??? Mt Vernon???? Let Us Go On This Way???????? I Wanna Pick You Up????????????? The WORST of the Beach Boys?????????? Is?? This??? I? I'm gonna faint Yes, I know we're not supposed to edit people's posts, but............ Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 20, 2017, 10:33:03 AM (Since we're only talking songs, I'm leaving off Denny's Drums) Ten Little Indians I'm Going Bald Vegetables Wind Chimes (SS Version) Take a Load Off Your Feet Mt. Vernon Let Us Go On This Way I Wanna Pick You Up Here Comes the Night '79 Surfin 92 Summer of Love Under the Boardwalk Vegetables?? Smiley Wind Chimes??? Mt Vernon???? Let Us Go On This Way???????? I Wanna Pick You Up????????????? The WORST of the Beach Boys?????????? Is?? This??? I? I'm gonna faint Yes, I know we're not supposed to edit people's posts, but............ No worries, I've said similar thoughts many times over the past 3-4 years on various BB related MBs. ;D Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 20, 2017, 10:36:03 AM ;D, Don't worry, I still Love You
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 20, 2017, 12:14:03 PM ;D, Don't worry, I still Love You Thanks :) I just realized my least didn't include anything off KSTA. Dang. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: rab2591 on September 20, 2017, 12:21:55 PM Looking back with anger, I'm surprised Mike didn't try to wrangle a booking for the band to do a guest spot on "Saved By The Bell" as Mr. Belding's old school chums coming back to visit and winning over all the hip, jaded young teenagers like Zach and Slater with their performance of "Summer Of Love" at the school dance. Oh my lord, how did this not happen? For the music video single I can see Mike dancing with the cast on a volleyball court at the school, while the band performs a special version of the theme song called “Saved By The Surf” featuring a 30 second sax solo. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: SMiLE Brian on September 20, 2017, 01:39:51 PM *GF has another flashback* :lol
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: c-man on September 20, 2017, 08:17:27 PM I'd be hard pressed to come up with 12 "clinkers" from the Boys.
Definitely "Cuckoo Clock"...not only is it bad, it's also creepy. I'm surprised only one person here had it on their list! And probably "Chug A Lug". Maybe "Summer Of Love"....OK, probably...even definitely. I could see where someone might include "W. Woodpecker Symphony"...but it doesn't bother me too much. There's probably another one or two somewhere that I could name, if I had to...but probably not twelve. There are definitely some lyrical moments that make me cringe - like some lines on "California Callin'" and "Hey Little Tomboy" - but not enough for me to condemn the whole song! >:D Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Lonely Summer on September 20, 2017, 10:48:30 PM I would have a hard time putting any Surfin' Safari songs on an album of clinkers. It was their first album, they were just getting started. Is all of it brilliant? No, but I have a much harsher opinion of stuff they did later on. For example:
Transcendental Meditation - shouldn't a TM song be peaceful, melodic? This atonal s*** is anything but. Take a Load Off Your Feet - who the h*** needs a song about feet? the song stinks as bad as the subject. Make it Good - I love Dennis, but this song just goes nowhere I Wanna Pick You Up - it's just creepy, as is Hey Little Tomboy Some of Your Love - musically, it's decent, but again, Mike is near forty and still singing about being in high school Happy Endings - some beautiful group vocals, but Little Richard oversings his parts, and the song is worthless Summer of Love - creepy again Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Wata on September 21, 2017, 02:17:39 AM The Shift
Louie, Louie Wonderful [Smiley Smile Ver.] Hide Go Seek Make It Good Mt. Vernon and Fairway [EP] TM Song I Saw Santa Rockin' 'Round the Christmas Tree Sunshine Maybe I Don't Know Passing Friend Still Cruisin' Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Mr Fulton on September 21, 2017, 05:05:48 AM 1. Shortenin Bread
2. Love Is A Women 3. Summer Of Love 4. Surfin 92 5. Island Fever 6. Chasing The Sky 7. Remember Walking In The Sand 8. Under The Boardwalk 9. Wrinkles 10. Rubles 11. Rolling Up To Heaven 12. Winds Of Change Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Silken on September 21, 2017, 05:39:12 AM Wonderful [Smiley Smile Ver.] :o I could easily put it in my "Best of the Beach Boys" 12 track compilation Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Wata on September 21, 2017, 06:55:29 AM Wonderful [Smiley Smile Ver.] :o I could easily put it in my "Best of the Beach Boys" 12 track compilation That said, SMiLE version of Wonderful is a thing of beauty- it's a gift from God, I believe. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 21, 2017, 06:57:12 AM Wonderful [Smiley Smile Ver.] :o I could easily put it in my "Best of the Beach Boys" 12 track compilation That said, SMiLE version of Wonderful is a thing of beauty- it's a gift from God, I believe. I agree. The two versions, to me, are like night and day. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Wata on September 21, 2017, 06:58:08 AM 1. Shortenin Bread You can't include Songs like Wrinkles, Rubles and Rollin' Up to Heaven because the starter of the topic, GoogaMooga says 'Must be officially released'.2. Love Is A Women 3. Summer Of Love 4. Surfin 92 5. Island Fever 6. Chasing The Sky 7. Remember Walking In The Sand 8. Under The Boardwalk 9. Wrinkles 10. Rubles 11. Rolling Up To Heaven 12. Winds Of Change Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Wata on September 21, 2017, 06:59:20 AM Wonderful [Smiley Smile Ver.] :o I could easily put it in my "Best of the Beach Boys" 12 track compilation That said, SMiLE version of Wonderful is a thing of beauty- it's a gift from God, I believe. I agree. The two versions, to me, are like night and day. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: HeyJude on September 21, 2017, 07:06:00 AM I'd be hard pressed to come up with 12 "clinkers" from the Boys. Definitely "Cuckoo Clock"...not only is it bad, it's also creepy. I'm surprised only one person here had it on their list! And probably "Chug A Lug". Maybe "Summer Of Love"....OK, probably...even definitely. I could see where someone might include "W. Woodpecker Symphony"...but it doesn't bother me too much. There's probably another one or two somewhere that I could name, if I had to...but probably not twelve. There are definitely some lyrical moments that make me cringe - like some lines on "California Callin'" and "Hey Little Tomboy" - but not enough for me to condemn the whole song! >:D "Hey Little Tomboy" (either version) and "Lazy Lizzie" are interesting enough musically, but yeah, lyrically they're arguably as heinous and creepy as it gets in the BB/Brian catalog. They can't do anything about "Tomboy", and I don't think anything should be censored from released albums. But I somehow doubt we'll ever see "Lazy Lizzie" officially released, and it's probably just as well. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: NateRuvin on September 21, 2017, 12:09:37 PM Worst BBs songs comp (in no specific order)
1Ten Little Indians (...Kinda racist...) 2 Summer of Love (No one should hear Mike Love rap...) 3 Surfin (SIP version) [Original version was great, but this sucks) 4 Finders Keepers (I just can't stand this song, seems lazy) 5 Hey Little Tomboy (Fine melody/chords, just too creepy for me) 6 Here Comes The Night (LA) 7 Barbie (I know it's pre-capitol, but yikes) 8 Remember Walking In The Sand (just bad) 9 Problem Child (Yeah... no thanks) 10 TM Song (Could've been good, but just lazy) 11 Lana (Kinda bugs me) 12 Wipe Out (from Still Cruisin) Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 21, 2017, 02:22:09 PM Look, the sooner we all come to terms with the fact that Smiley Smile is one of the greatest albums ever, and that the Smiley Smile version of Wind Chimes is perhaps the greatest thing ever commited to tape in the known universe, then the sooner this board can return to some semblance of normality.
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: thorgil on September 21, 2017, 03:33:24 PM Wonderful [Smiley Smile Ver.] :o I could easily put it in my "Best of the Beach Boys" 12 track compilation Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: thorgil on September 21, 2017, 03:33:53 PM Look, the sooner we all come to terms with the fact that Smiley Smile is one of the greatest albums ever, and that the Smiley Smile version of Wind Chimes is perhaps the greatest thing ever commited to tape in the known universe, then the sooner this board can return to some semblance of normality. I agree again!Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 22, 2017, 05:44:33 AM Look, the sooner we all come to terms with the fact that Smiley Smile is one of the greatest albums ever, and that the Smiley Smile version of Wind Chimes is perhaps the greatest thing ever commited to tape in the known universe, then the sooner this board can return to some semblance of normality. You need to do a set at a comedy club, because (Kenny Banya voice) that's gold. ;D Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: petsoundsnola on September 22, 2017, 05:51:09 AM I hate to say it, but distilling the worst down to 12 tracks is very difficult. I love the Beach Boys, but there are so many clunkers to choose from.
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: HeyJude on September 22, 2017, 06:37:54 AM I'm frankly glad the band had enough output over the years to amass a list of 12 or 20 or however many dud tracks.
I always go back to the idea that the main point in all of this, this music/art thing, is to keep creating. The BBs did that for a good solid 25 years or so, and then sporadically after that, and with some solo stuff mixed in. I'd rather have 30 albums with 15 albums worth of great material and 10 albums worth of okay material and then 5 of not-so-great material, than have a catalog of seven albums where five or six of them are good. I'm not saying an artist can never stand to do some self-editing and paring down. But I don't want to "MIU Album" to not exist if that means not having "My Diane." And so on. In this way, the BBs catalog, especially after a certain point, is like McCartney's solo catalog. Yeah, you get "acted like a dustbin lid" in the process, but you also get "Somedays" and "Friends to Go" and "Vintage Clothes" and so on. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: HeyJude on September 22, 2017, 06:42:34 AM Worst BBs songs comp (in no specific order) 1Ten Little Indians (...Kinda racist...) 2 Summer of Love (No one should hear Mike Love rap...) 3 Surfin (SIP version) [Original version was great, but this sucks) 4 Finders Keepers (I just can't stand this song, seems lazy) 5 Hey Little Tomboy (Fine melody/chords, just too creepy for me) 6 Here Comes The Night (LA) 7 Barbie (I know it's pre-capitol, but yikes) 8 Remember Walking In The Sand (just bad) 9 Problem Child (Yeah... no thanks) 10 TM Song (Could've been good, but just lazy) 11 Lana (Kinda bugs me) 12 Wipe Out (from Still Cruisin) This is probably one of the lists in this thread that I have the most trouble salvaging anything from. I suppose I like "TM Song" more, just because it's so weird, especially with Al singing it. "Remember Walking in the Sand" is indeed awful, but Carl puts a lot of gusto into his lead vocal at least. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 22, 2017, 02:09:01 PM Look, the sooner we all come to terms with the fact that Smiley Smile is one of the greatest albums ever, and that the Smiley Smile version of Wind Chimes is perhaps the greatest thing ever commited to tape in the known universe, then the sooner this board can return to some semblance of normality. You need to do a set at a comedy club, because (Kenny Banya voice) that's gold. ;D He who laughs last, laughs loud, but he who smiles first, smiley smiles forever. That's Indian wisdom dude. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Theydon Bois on September 22, 2017, 02:17:53 PM Wonderful [Smiley Smile Ver.] I agree. The two versions, to me, are like night and day. I also agree. But then again, I have an enormous amount of fun at night. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Theydon Bois on September 22, 2017, 02:19:00 PM I think that mine would probably just be "Passing Friend" 12 times over. If you disagree, try listening to it twelve times in a row and see how happy you are at the end.
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 22, 2017, 03:31:40 PM Nah, dont want ear cancer.
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: B.E. on September 22, 2017, 04:27:40 PM I think that mine would probably just be "Passing Friend" 12 times over. If you disagree, try listening to it twelve times in a row and see how happy you are at the end. Nah, dont want ear cancer. Its 5 minute length is utterly unforgiving! x12 Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 22, 2017, 05:16:17 PM I think that mine would probably just be "Passing Friend" 12 times over. If you disagree, try listening to it twelve times in a row and see how happy you are at the end. If it were under 3 mins, its a decent song. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 22, 2017, 05:52:34 PM 1. Summer of Love
2. Cuckoo Clock 3. In My Car 4. Don't Hurt My Little Sister (yes, I know...I don't care for this song) 5. Problem Child 6. In the Back of My Mind (original version- the single tracked version is better, but I've never understand people's love for this song. I do like the 1975 version, though) 7. I'm So Lonely 8. Crack at your love 9. I'ts Just a Matter of Time 10. School days 11. Endless Harmony 12. Winds of Change Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on September 22, 2017, 06:20:53 PM This will be easier to start from recent and work my way back.
1. Still Surfin 2. Do You Remember? 3. Summer in Paradise 4. Still Cruisin 5. California Calling 6. Kona Coast 7. That Same Song 8. Come Go With Me 9. Drive In 10. Island Girl 11. Summer of Love 12. Lahaina Aloha Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: The LEGENDARY OSD on September 22, 2017, 06:43:45 PM Summer In Paradise-the whole warped shebang. Bonus Disk includes: Everyone's In Love With You Sumahama Pisces Brothers Daybreak Over The Ocean Wrinkles Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 22, 2017, 06:54:26 PM Quote Summer In Paradise-the whole warped shebang. Gotta disagree...Strange Things Happen and Lahaina Aloha are pretty spiffy IMHO. Rest of the album can be melted. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: KDS on September 22, 2017, 07:53:13 PM 1. Summer of Love 2. Cuckoo Clock 3. In My Car 4. Don't Hurt My Little Sister (yes, I know...I don't care for this song) 5. Problem Child 6. In the Back of My Mind (original version- the single tracked version is better, but I've never understand people's love for this song. I do like the 1975 version, though) 7. I'm So Lonely 8. Crack at your love 9. I'ts Just a Matter of Time 10. School days 11. Endless Harmony 12. Winds of Change I think theres a great song somewhere in In the Back of My Mind. But, its not been heard Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 22, 2017, 08:15:33 PM It's too cluttered, and Dennis's voice does not suit the song.
I think I may be the only one who likes the 1975 version, but IMHO it blows the original out the water Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: KDS on September 22, 2017, 08:39:32 PM It's too cluttered, and Dennis's voice does not suit the song. I think I may be the only one who likes the 1975 version, but IMHO it blows the original out the water I think had Brian sang the 65 version, it wouldve worked better. Im not a fan of the 75 version. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 22, 2017, 08:45:47 PM I think with '65 Brian, it may have been even worse! I think the reason why I like the '75 version is because of Brian's voice. Overall, the song is just not that good.
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: KDS on September 22, 2017, 08:58:01 PM I think with '65 Brian, it may have been even worse! I think the reason why I like the '75 version is because of Brian's voice. Overall, the song is just not that good. I think that version is the nadir of Brian's singing voice. I do think theres a good song in there.......somewhere Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 22, 2017, 09:24:25 PM Yeah, I'm kinda goofy like that....I'm not as much for a fan of Brian's voice* before 1967 as others are
*in comparison to other vocal periods. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: MyDrKnowsItKeepsMeCalm on September 22, 2017, 09:32:17 PM It's too cluttered, and Dennis's voice does not suit the song. I love the 1975 version! Was so pleased that I went for the 'bonus track' NPP. I think I may be the only one who likes the 1975 version, but IMHO it blows the original out the water Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: KDS on September 22, 2017, 09:56:39 PM Yeah, I'm kinda goofy like that....I'm not as much for a fan of Brian's voice* before 1967 as others are *in comparison to other vocal periods. Oh wow, the majority of my favorite Brian leads are prior to 67 Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 22, 2017, 11:05:53 PM Yeah, I'm kinda goofy like that....I'm not as much for a fan of Brian's voice* before 1967 as others are *in comparison to other vocal periods. Oh wow, the majority of my favorite Brian leads are prior to 67 Yeah I'm kind of an odd bird, but to me Brian's vocals in the latter half of the 60's were his best Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 23, 2017, 12:07:15 AM Cuckoo Clock getting lots of mentions.
Forget those lyrics. Reassess it for one of the coolest B3 solos Brian ever did. And Get It Off Those Lists! Also, Billy. Back Of My Mind. Really????? As I say to my kids at school. You are all making very bad choices. I don't need to make a list. I can just stab a pin 12 times in any post 1970s Beach Boys album. Job done. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on September 23, 2017, 10:59:02 AM I can't stand Brian's voice on Cuckoo Clock. Way too shrill, and I think he might agree with me! His vocals may have declined post 1975, but pitch-wise here he misses quite a few notes.
But then again, the first album that I liked most of the songs on was either Shut Down Vol.2 or All Summer Long, so your mileage may very Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 23, 2017, 11:11:19 AM I can't stand Brian's voice on Cuckoo Clock. Way too shrill, and I think he might agree with me! His vocals may have declined post 1975, but pitch-wise here he misses quite a few notes. But then again, the first album that I liked most of the songs on was either Shut Down Vol.2 or All Summer Long, so your mileage may very Brian has always been quite loose with his pitching. It's apparent even on Pet Sounds. I suppose that's one of the reasons overdubbing always worked so well for them. You get that wonderful shimmer. Modern production techniques rob us of Brian's innate sense of pitch. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: MikestheGreatest!! on September 23, 2017, 12:56:37 PM Just off the top of my head, but:
Be True to Your School (album version) Cherry, Cherry Coupe Long Tall Texan Little Deuce Coupe/I Get Around (Party album versions) This Car of Mine Ballad of Ol' Betsey Pom Pom Playgirl Amusement Parks USA Mama Says You're Welcome Transcendental Meditation That Same Song "Bonus" tracks: Love is A Woman, Passing Friend, California Calling, Let's Put Our Hearts Together, Winds of Change, Belles of Paris, Kona Coast of Hawaii (or whatever it was called), Shortnin' Bread, Sumahama, and too many others to mention. Yeah they did a lot of crappy stuff by volume, but not so much by percentage! Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Peadar 'Big Dinner' O'Driscoll on September 23, 2017, 01:39:42 PM 1) Summer of Love
2) Spring Vacation 3) Beaches in Mind 4) Passing Friend 5) Winds of Change 6) California Calling 7) Summer in Paradise 8. Forever (Stamos Version) 9) Belles of Paris 10) Sumahama 11) She Believes in Love Again 12) Everyone's in Love with you Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: joshferrell on September 23, 2017, 07:01:11 PM I can't believe no one has mentioned "howdi from Maui" yet and a lot of Stars and stripes..
Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Alex on September 24, 2017, 07:46:31 PM Smart Girls
Summer of Love Brian's Back Surfin' (92) One Summer Night Hey Little Tomboy Belles of Paris Jingle Bell Rock (Mike and Dean) Spring Vacation Little GTO (Salute to Nascar) Sun City (ML and Adrian Baker) Girls of the World (ML and Adrian Baker) Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Custom Machine on September 26, 2017, 09:18:09 PM When I read the thread title Smart Girls immediately came to mind as the all time worst Beach Boys associated song, but then in the orig post I noticed, "Rules: Only band, no solo. Must be officially released."
So my vote as all time worst track released by the Beach Boys goes to Summer of Love. A totally smarmy song made even worse by the fact that the guy singing "Well it's a love thing" has the last name of Love. Why the members of the band thought this song was a good idea is a mystery to me. Fortunately, for the sake of the Beach Boys' legacy, Summer of Love is not available for download or streaming, but unfortunately the video, featuring all the members of the band, can be seen on YouTube. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Custom Machine on September 26, 2017, 11:13:20 PM Custom Machine Ouch!! One of a number of songs listed so far that I actually like a lot. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 26, 2017, 11:20:42 PM The only pre MIU songs I would consider are
When Girls Get Together and Deidre (and that's only because Deidre is an old ladies name here in the UK so I can't take it seriously) But I'd only consider them. I probably wouldn't include them Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: petsoundsnola on September 27, 2017, 09:09:49 AM Narrowed it down to the "40 Greatest Shits" - needs to be a double CD. I'm not a big fan of the Jack Reilly and Blondie/Ricky eras.
Beaches in Mind Bull Session With 'Big Daddy' Cassius Love vs. Sonny Wilson Chug-A-Lug County Fair Cuckoo Clock Custom Machine A Day In The Life Of A Tree Denny's Drums Finders Keepers He Come Down Here Comes The Night (Disco Version) Hey, Little Tomboy Hold On, Dear Brother Hot Fun In The Summertime Island Fever Island Girl Lady Liberty Lookin' At Tomorrow Male Ego No-Go Showboat Oh, Darlin' Our Favorite Recording Sessions Our Team Pom Pom Playgirl Problem Child Remember "Walking In The Sand" She's Goin' Bald Shortenin' Bread Slow Summer Dancing (One Summer Night) Somewhere Near Japan Strange Things Happen Summer In Paradise Surfin' (1992 Version) Take A Load Off Your Feet Ten Little Indians This Car Of Mine TM Song Under The Boardwalk When Girls Get Together Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 27, 2017, 10:31:01 AM Day in the life of a tree?
Pom Pom Play Girl??? Jesus f**king Christ! The first is Brian at his most painstakingly honest,.......and that organ! Just sublime.... Tte second, I mean, come on. Listen to those harmonies and modulations. This song is everything that is GREAT about the Beach Boys! I'm truly shocked. :lol Might make me a list of the 12 crappest Beach Boys fans Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: HeyJude on September 27, 2017, 01:14:30 PM I think we would all come at "worst" lists from a different angle. Are we talking songs we actually wish they'd never recorded? Or just songs we might tend to skip? Or is this a reverse-desert-island-disc scenario where we can keep our BB collection but have to jettison a small amount of songs? Or the "so bad it's funny" stuff that we still might enjoy or laugh at?
When someone says they don't like something, especially if they claim to just HATE something, my first question/response I always want to come up with is "Okay, let me see your list/collection of things you DO like." I can't count how many times someone has said they HATE some movie, and yet they have like "American Pie 5" on their DVD shelf. So yeah, I've run into BB fans who HATE every song on "So Tough", yet have like five copies of "Mike Love Salutes NASCAR." It's how fandom works I guess. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 27, 2017, 01:24:04 PM I think we would all come at "worst" lists from a different angle. Are we talking songs we actually wish they'd never recorded? Or just songs we might tend to skip? Or is this a reverse-desert-island-disc scenario where we can keep our BB collection but have to jettison a small amount of songs? Or the "so bad it's funny" stuff that we still might enjoy or laugh at? When someone says they don't like something, especially if they claim to just HATE something, my first question/response I always want to come up with is "Okay, let me see your list/collection of things you DO like." I can't count how many times someone has said they HATE some movie, and yet they have like "American Pie 5" on their DVD shelf. So yeah, I've run into BB fans who HATE every song on "So Tough", yet have like five copies of "Mike Love Salutes NASCAR." It's how fandom works I guess. There's a fan on another BB board I frequent who dislikes much of the Jack Rieley Era stuff, but loves the Love You album. So, you can also accept an outlying opinion without the need to judge their opinions, or compile evidence about how their taste in somehow inferior. For some reason your statement about not liking a particular movie, but liked a (perceived to be) dumb movie reminded of an exchange in Family Guy where Peter is forced to explain why he didn't like The Godfather. His ultimate reply was "I like The Money Pit." Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: HeyJude on September 27, 2017, 01:30:17 PM I think we would all come at "worst" lists from a different angle. Are we talking songs we actually wish they'd never recorded? Or just songs we might tend to skip? Or is this a reverse-desert-island-disc scenario where we can keep our BB collection but have to jettison a small amount of songs? Or the "so bad it's funny" stuff that we still might enjoy or laugh at? When someone says they don't like something, especially if they claim to just HATE something, my first question/response I always want to come up with is "Okay, let me see your list/collection of things you DO like." I can't count how many times someone has said they HATE some movie, and yet they have like "American Pie 5" on their DVD shelf. So yeah, I've run into BB fans who HATE every song on "So Tough", yet have like five copies of "Mike Love Salutes NASCAR." It's how fandom works I guess. There's a fan on another BB board I frequent who dislikes much of the Jack Rieley Era stuff, but loves the Love You album. So, you can also accept an outlying opinion without the need to judge their opinions, or compile evidence about how their taste in somehow inferior. For some reason your statement about not liking a particular movie, but liked a (perceived to be) dumb movie reminded of an exchange in Family Guy where Peter is forced to explain why he didn't like The Godfather. His ultimate reply was "I like The Money Pit." When it's just fans saying what they like, then I don't think any further judgment is called for (nor is it useful anyway). However, when it starts to veer even slightly into what we would call the field of music criticism, even if it's not an actual "music critic" writing professionally or anything, when the analysis goes beyond "I like this, I don't like that" and gets into the *why* in any meaningful/substantive way, then the *other* things that person has analyzed/criticized does become a pertinent piece of information. At least, it's pertinent for the purposes of weighing what they say accordingly. Having some "guilty pleasure" preferences and things like that, or conversely just really finding a particular song (or movie, etc.) annoying, is different from taking any sort of objective viewpoint in criticizing (or approving of) a given piece. I can say, for instance, that I'm not as enamored with "Pacific Ocean Blue" as others based on my personal preference, but I also objectively acknowledge it's brilliance. Make no mistake, I think the album is great. But I have no problem being honest in saying it's not the first thing I reach for to pull off the shelf. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: KDS on September 27, 2017, 01:36:03 PM I think we would all come at "worst" lists from a different angle. Are we talking songs we actually wish they'd never recorded? Or just songs we might tend to skip? Or is this a reverse-desert-island-disc scenario where we can keep our BB collection but have to jettison a small amount of songs? Or the "so bad it's funny" stuff that we still might enjoy or laugh at? When someone says they don't like something, especially if they claim to just HATE something, my first question/response I always want to come up with is "Okay, let me see your list/collection of things you DO like." I can't count how many times someone has said they HATE some movie, and yet they have like "American Pie 5" on their DVD shelf. So yeah, I've run into BB fans who HATE every song on "So Tough", yet have like five copies of "Mike Love Salutes NASCAR." It's how fandom works I guess. There's a fan on another BB board I frequent who dislikes much of the Jack Rieley Era stuff, but loves the Love You album. So, you can also accept an outlying opinion without the need to judge their opinions, or compile evidence about how their taste in somehow inferior. For some reason your statement about not liking a particular movie, but liked a (perceived to be) dumb movie reminded of an exchange in Family Guy where Peter is forced to explain why he didn't like The Godfather. His ultimate reply was "I like The Money Pit." When it's just fans saying what they like, then I don't think any further judgment is called for (nor is it useful anyway). However, when it starts to veer even slightly into what we would call the field of music criticism, even if it's not an actual "music critic" writing professionally or anything, when the analysis goes beyond "I like this, I don't like that" and gets into the *why* in any meaningful/substantive way, then the *other* things that person has analyzed/criticized does become a pertinent piece of information. At least, it's pertinent for the purposes of weighing what they say accordingly. Having some "guilty pleasure" preferences and things like that, or conversely just really finding a particular song (or movie, etc.) annoying, is different from taking any sort of objective viewpoint in criticizing (or approving of) a given piece. I can say, for instance, that I'm not as enamored with "Pacific Ocean Blue" as others based on my personal preference, but I also objectively acknowledge it's brilliance. Make no mistake, I think the album is great. But I have no problem being honest in saying it's not the first thing I reach for to pull off the shelf. That's one of those things that makes things like music lists and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame so difficult. I kinda feel the same way you do about POB, so I can relate there. But I'd bet if you polled 100 people who weren't necessarily BB fanatics and had them listen to the album from start to finish, I doubt you'd get all of them to conclusively say that "it's great" regardless of their personal preference. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 27, 2017, 02:19:53 PM I get what your saying guys, but Pom Pom Play Girl?
It's criminal. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: HeyJude on September 27, 2017, 02:25:08 PM The Beach Boys *did* try about 20-25 seconds of "Pom Pom Playgirl" in 1971:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9fx81wKt-g Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: Hickory Violet Part IV on September 27, 2017, 03:19:54 PM And you know I'm being tongue in cheek.
Just trying to find an over the top way of expressing my genuine suprise at some of thee choices. I didn't need to qualify that, your all intellugent peeple. Title: Re: Let's compile a 12 track \ Post by: drummer083 on September 27, 2017, 04:35:55 PM Brian's Back. While I can appreciate the sentiment, the lyrics make me cringe every time. Hey Little Tomboy is a close 2nd.
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