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http://youtu.be/ccWsEiY1u2w


Also, this will be a regular thing, maybe 2-3 videos every week or so. And yes, I'm kind of playing a character...the views and opinions are indeed mine, just with the volume cranked up to 11.

By the way, check out my shirt...this was a happy accident...the message displayed on my shirt and the one I was expressing couldn't be more different!

We found them!!!

http://youtu.be/oTu8EhZ5wGc

Nothing against you personally at all Billy, just can't handle that type of presentation in a video. Sure it's good stuff though  ;D

Which video?

I admit, I have a tendency to swear a lot, at least when I'm ranting. Day to day not so much.

If its the production values, that's understandable as I have no budget...just a cell phone and a laptop! I do plan to make these more professional once I can get some video editing software! :D

"I went here, I went there, I went every motherf*ckin' where" is my new favorite thing to say.  ;D

Sounds like Dr Seuss lol.

Everything was improv btw

Jaymie wanted to try the Chicken and Waffle chips, so here's her moment to shine.
http://youtu.be/SCH8sCPxf2U

Since she was there, I had to hold the profanity in...

How come you frequently change your nick name?

I get bored easily :lol

I'm going to be keeping this one for a while, though, as it's the name of the character I'm playing in the video series...which is just a ramped up version of myself.

How did you become a moderator?

A ramped up version of yourself? I think this is who you really are, but can not be all of the time.

I normally don't use that much profanity! Everything is exaggerated on these. Also since everything is improvised I have no idea what I am going to say before I say it. In real life I am much more cautious.

not sure what you're asking, but I've been here since the beginning.

http://youtu.be/BX1JxRh56Nc


Quickie review this time...I was watching TV and saw the new Transformers show. It was so bad I paused it and started doing a video. It would have been a lot longer, but when I unpaused it, what happened next was indescribable and it kind of threw me off. This is what happens when doing a live rant on a program as it is initially airing.

 :lol

Is it sad I actually want to download that song now? :lol

No, that dude was grooving to it in the video.... ;D

No sh*t... I didn't shake that much when I had my stroke!

My wife just pointed out that the robotic hand attached to the sign (...) was forcibly pushing the pigeon away.

You should make a cover of it.

Hell yeah

So, apparently it is an 'edu-tainment' show designed to teach kids about safety.

Quite.

I guess I should expect a Care Bears sex seducation video any day now.

Lets hear it.... ;D

I gotta find the whole episode so I can hear the whole song ...sigh... I'm scared!

By the way, I found out that this is actually for pre-school kids. Yes, a violent cartoon from the 80s remade for the Dora the Explorer crowd.  Guess their next task is to  remake Garbage Pail Kids cards to teach heathens about Jesus.

I think I know the subject of my next rant...

Just read the reviews...

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1362929042812-CMROP

Found the song..... ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DodUoFcbY

Billy: Nobody goes to walgreens anymore unless It's to fill a perscription.
             Dana: I do!
             Billy: Yeah, but you're you.  :lol

:lol

That's what you get when you've known someone for going on 24 years ! (We met when I was 11 and she was 10)



Oh my Lord...sigh...I must cover this. I must I must :lol

Seriously thinking about doing a covers album of hilariously inappropriately random songs, like this, 'The Rainbow Connection', 'Wheels on the Bus' and THIS...
http://youtu.be/IqjUC8tDH9s

I just hurt myself laughing.  :lol

I about dropped my phone while doing the video when I saw the rainbow afro wig.

Ok, let's look at this bit by bit:

1. A Transformers charactor is transformed(no pun intended?) into a robot impression of one of the village people. I refuse to use the proper capital letters in reference to this "band". They don't deserve it.

2. A random robot hand appears out of the side of a wooden sign.

3. Said robot hand has a thing against birds.

4. Barrack Obama is turned into a female cartoon charactor with a wig. Seriously, find a picture of Obama and compare  the two, and tell me you don't see a resemblance.

5. Somebody randomly takes off in a personal flying suit. Where the eff can I get one?!?

6. The Hindenburg ???
 
7. Somebody has a space ship in their backyard!!! Do they use that instead of a car?

8. Funky 1970's disco Transformer with a multicolored wig. You said it best: There are no words.

9. You have a duck in your house?

10. Apparently both of our tv's are haunted. This isn't good...

Lol @ #9. That was me getting a Facebook notification on my phone. Oddly enough my daughter's pet name is my little ducky...so technically I do!

That's cute.  ;D In a few years when she's old enough to visit this board, that's going to embarrass the sh*t out of her.  :lol

I love Amazon reviews of insanely stupid stuff.  ;D "Shoot it with a gun!".  :lol

She has her own laptop, although it is slower than a dying turtle, and she doesn't go online anyway.


I know, right? If you want your banana sliced (giggity?), USE A BUTTER KNIFE :lol

Oh, you NEED to read a Dr Seuss book as Righteous Bald Dude!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeease?  ;D  :lol

I'll have a new video up this week. Working on some more material.

You know what? I think you accidentally stumbled on to something with this Righteous Bald Dude persona. You should try to figure out a way to make it an official YouTube channel and get paid for it. You could try something like MyDamnChannel, for example.

Hmm... I like that idea. How would I go about doing that? I hope to be able to increase production values as right now I just use me cell phone to do the videos.

I have no clue, to be honest.  ;D But there are a few people who I have subscribed to that have official channels from something called "MyDamnChannel". I think(I'm not 100% positive) that these few people are employed by MyDamnChannel, and as a result make money for their videos. I think.  ;D Just type in MyDamnChannel(just as I typed it out) and take a look.

Will do...thanks for the info!

Just remember to thank me in your acceptance speech when you win an award at an internet only awards show(as some have done). Waaaaay behind Dana and your daughter, of course.  :p

:D

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Thanks Zach... will check it out

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I finally watched the chicken and waffles video, is the bag small or are you that big??  :lol

also that "do it" sounds just like little pad

I was imitating Beavis, but watching it again...sure as hell did! Now I know why the opening sounds so funny...can you picture Mike imitating Butthead's huh huh huh huh?

:lol


:lol  It was one of those 99cent bags.

Don't get me started on the "potato chip to bag ratio" thing.  :wall

Dare I mention there was a better chip ratio in the small bags than in the full size?

That, my friend, is a paradox I don't think I have the strength(or the brain power) to ponder over.

Seriously, how the f*** does that even work?  :ahh

Any progress on the Transformers cover song? ;D

Could you also "the touch" from the 1986 movie?

Don't forget this one.  ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bag48VyrOpI

Less air!

Trying to find sheet music!

Omg...the touch... God I loved the 1986 movie!

I think I got an idea for my next video lol

Should I be scared?  :brow

On a slightly serious note, I heard that song on the first night after my dad died, and it killed me.

Which song?

:D

So Long Old Friend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bag48VyrOpI It was totally by accident that I heard it when I did. I'm a garfield fan(i refuse to get rid of my stuffed amimals lol) and looked him(lol) up on YouTube. I started watching the clip in the link and the song came on.

I am a fan as well. Jim Davis's wry wit is an influence of mine.

I think that Jim Davis is one of the most underrated comedian's ever. Well, he's not technically a "comedian" I guess...

He is a genius.

Have you seen any of the garfield without "thought bubbles"(what the heck are those called)?  ;D

Talking about the webcomic? Haven't, but I heard about it.


Man oh man...new video should hopefully be done tomorrow. It's gonna be 'Random Saturday'. No main topic this time, but I have quite a bit of material to choose from.

Yeah...I found it a few months ago. There's actually been a book of it that got published. It's basically Jon and Gardield just randomly staring at each other.  ;D

I can't wait for your new video. You should do one on stupid and/or ugly animals!  ;D

I'm actually doing it on stupid people, but there will be an animal rant in there as well. Hopefully no cat lovers around here.

Time for bed!

I've had about 6 or 7 cats throughout my life. I love cats!  ;D I've had my current one nearly 12 years.

Uh oh...you may want to tune part of it out , cause it's the perfect day for me to do it, it being Caturday and all :lol

Wow...somebody who actually likes bad puns more than I do. Scary.

8)

Easter egg hunt with the family

http://youtu.be/YzUWI7aTq2w

I didn't know that Dinosaures had Easter egg hunts.  ;D

:lol

It happened mostly off camera, but I almost tripped over my mother-in-law's dog!

And also, :lol at me calling it 'schwag' instead  of  'swag'. Think I kind of told on my self there :D

Yeah, the "oops!" was the best part.

You've got a really evil laugh.  ;D I can't believe you tried to steal your daughters eggs.  :lol

The 'real' video, featuring me ranting on the Season Finale of the Walking Dead, will be uploaded when I wake up. Heading to bed, but here's a spoiler... I end up hyperventilating from screaming too hard.

Spoilers abound, so if you haven't seen the episode, don't click the link until you have. If you don't watch the show or have seen the episode, click away.

http://youtu.be/L2RNhImgTtc

Here it is...possibly my favorite video I've ever done. This is some serious mess right here.


http://youtu.be/G-BSVA5ZPOc

Has it been over a year since I posted a new video?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFi9CaVLTs0&feature=youtu.be

Billy C has to to be my favorite internet person I've ever had the pleasure of coming into contact with on  this endless void we call the internet.

Thanks bro...it's been some years and across two boards 8)

I don't know which was funnier upon playback...my rant describing little Timmy. or the imitation  of a nasty email from YouTube. And in case you're wondering why my voice sounds like a bad imitation of Mickey Mouse towards the end, well.. it's hard to laugh and chew gummies at the same time while speaking, without choking :lol

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I had some gross stuff like this when I lived in Japan. Lemme recount the best:

-Chocolate flavored Pepsi
-Melon Soda (actually the greatest sh*t)
-All different assortments of fruit flavored liquor in a can at 9% alcohol
-Jelly Fanta in a can
-Cucumber Pepsi
-"Salt and Fruit" juice
(lots of weird drinks)
-Curry/pizza buns
-Cuttlefish smothered in peanut butter

and much more. That's all that comes to mind.

Yeah, Melon Soda's the greatest!  ;D

MOS Burger serves this thing called the "Rosu Katso" Burger - a teriyaki sauce drenched piece of pork loaded with cabbage. That, onion rings and a melon soda. Surprisingly delicious - And the greatest

I'm going back to Japan at the end of this year (good sale going on) and one of the things I look forward to is MOS Burger. My favourites are the MOS Cheeseburger and the Teriyaki Chicken burger. Their rice burger's quite good as well.

ew no. everything on Mountain Ocean Sunshine Burger's menu is bad, except for the thing i mentioned.

Cucumber Pepsi?! Holy mother of God that sounds crazy.

Does anybody have any idea exactly what it was that I was eating? It tasted a bit sweet, and I want to say it was made from seaweed (hence, 'Sea Taste') but i do not know for sure.

Sigh... Lay's Cappuccino Flavored Potato Chips -_-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYGr9lh2U0o&feature=youtu.be

http://youtu.be/2EYNsYzre74

I dare to eat McDonalds? yup.

Was it jelly-like? If so, it might be agar, or mochi.

It was crispy, and like eating a cheetoh puff. I'm almost certain it was seaweed, as it was a bit sweet.

I buy sweet seaweed sheets from my chinese supermarket, but i've never seen the puffs before. If i see any, i'll let you know.

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Inspired by Billy I recorded my own food video!

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Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6k6RgqZUWw

:lol

"Sharpened the blades with a Mike Love vinyl" :lol

What a scrumptious display.

You got a big bag of vegetables...you got a big bag of vegetables [/HalBlaine]

 Blast from the past

http://youtu.be/Lr_Cexr-5BI

You should post more videos. I love watching you talk about weird food stuffs while I'm eating by myself. You and the missus crack me up and I think one of your rants is gonna go viral one day and they'll give you two a tv show.

I'm gonna be doing a new video soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CbGvJD19qI&feature=youtu.be

Dat video made me crack up in between a bike ride in some freezing azz weather and me getting all worked up over the non-release of Brian's finished album. I'm glad you're there to show me what I'm missing on TV during these times when I can no longer afford the luxury of being able to see the terrible commercials that exist on the television.

'Cat-atonic' behavior for the win!

Holy spit batman(4:04-4:06).  :lol

:lol I hadn't noticed that, although I noticed my beard is rapidly going gray!

http://youtu.be/cbFfP5I4hjc

I was a bit 'buzzed'...you'll never think of Charlie Brown in the same way by the end :lol

BILLY C, have you tried the new jalapeno McChicken?

That'd be another good review. I liked that one better than its burger counterpart.

It was good, considering.

Here's a new ep just done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBAnsCEtAmE

You're approaching a Mr. Chi City-level of lucidity and profanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcX

2 Am? I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to to be so loud in your apartment at that hour.  
 
Also I was wondering why you were drinking booze, but then you let me know that it was just lemonade.
5 stars *****.

Yeah, I don't drink for various reasons.

Lucky for me the walls are real thick so noise isn't an issue.

I forgot to mention the decor of the second place I went to. Colors and decor looked like the very pits of Gothic hell. Lots of blacks and doo doo browns in the color scheme, and the lighting was so dim, they might as well have been a single lantern held by an equally dim dwarf named Nordstrom

Billy, I just bumped into some of these hilarious and/or heartwarming clips on Youtube, the chicken one (in the car), ice cream tasting with your daughter and the Transformers rant.

This post will bring them to the attention of newer folks round here.

I have had little contact with the Smiley mods----which is probably a good sign. Smile Holland very graciously answered my questions when I first joined but otherwise my onboard interactions have been mod-free. I checked out GF's online credentials a while back (and people wonder why I feel intimidated around here!). More recently I've been looking at your vids and listening to your music. Love the album!----it's on my wish list. End of "rant".  ;D    

Take good care now.