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Title: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Rerun on March 16, 2006, 12:26:11 PM
She finally broke the tie.  My mom and dad had 8 children.





And no.  We're not Catholic.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Charles LePage @ ComicList on March 16, 2006, 01:21:01 PM
You don't live in China either, apparently.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Bubba Ho-Tep on March 16, 2006, 01:21:10 PM
Well, congradulations, I guess.

Those kids will have a great time trying to find some elbow room in this vastly overpopulated world.

I like what the Chinese have done. It should be a worldwide rule for 50 years until things get under control.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: b.dfzo on March 16, 2006, 01:51:51 PM
Anyone seen that show featuring the Duggars?  The Dad, Jim Bob (yes, that is his real name) is "known as a one-issue politician --- a conservative Republican who cares only about stopping abortions."  You can say that again.

(http://www.jimbob.info/images/2004family__duggar.jpg)


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: BarryDavidThomson on March 16, 2006, 04:12:01 PM
I can Imagine that politicions wife is a great cook




Im only saying what others are thinking ;D


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: JRauch on March 17, 2006, 05:14:09 AM
 :lol That´s by far the most amazing photo I have ever seen! Jim Bob has that grin on his face, saying "Yes, I f*** a lot".


P.S. I wonder how many of them are twins.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Sir Rob on March 17, 2006, 05:26:25 AM
This is terrifying.  How many kids are each of these going to responsible for, and their kids and their kids and so on!!!???  And just look at them!!!  Aaaarggghhhh!!!!!!!   :o


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: b.dfzo on March 17, 2006, 05:37:38 AM
You should check out their docu-special on Discovery Health channel.  It's quite amazing how well they get along as a family.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Sir Rob on March 17, 2006, 05:41:43 AM
You should check out their docu-special on Discovery Health channel.  It's quite amazing how well they get along as a family.

The family that slays together stays together!


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: b.dfzo on March 17, 2006, 05:44:19 AM
You should check out their docu-special on Discovery Health channel.  It's quite amazing how well they get along as a family.

The family that slays together stays together!

???


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Charles LePage @ ComicList on March 17, 2006, 05:53:29 AM
I believe this should stop or be be taken elsewhere.  This isn't the place for where this thread is heading.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Sir Rob on March 17, 2006, 06:15:13 AM
I believe this should stop or be be taken elsewhere.  This isn't the place for where this thread is heading.

You mean you don't like mild mockery of right wing 'Christians'?!


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Charles LePage @ ComicList on March 17, 2006, 06:40:24 AM
I have no idea who the family in the picture is or if they are Christians.  I'm just looking at Barry David's comments and seeing a thread getting uglier with each message, especially given we are talking about two real families consisting of real people. 

Who is it they slay, anyways?


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: b.dfzo on March 17, 2006, 06:41:43 AM
mockery is a rust that corrodes all it touches.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Sir Rob on March 17, 2006, 06:50:45 AM
I have no idea who the family in the picture is or if they are Christians.  I'm just looking at Barry David's comments and seeing a thread getting uglier with each message, especially given we are talking about two real families consisting of real people. 

Who is it they slay, anyways?

Well, I think somebody mentioned they're right wing anti-abortion christians, or at least the head of the family is.  That was part of the irony given the size of the family.  I couldn't help but think you're getting touchy because of your own religious affiliations.  Sorry, I'm British and to me, these people look a certain type, a type that kind of gives many of us over here nightmares.  The 'slay' comment - OK I was playing to a sci-fi movie running in my head which I sort of made reference to in a previous post.  Sorry if it didn't translate too well.  No, I don't endorse crude sexual comments like the one you refer to.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Charles LePage @ ComicList on March 17, 2006, 07:05:42 AM
"Children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward."  Pss.127:3


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Sir Rob on March 17, 2006, 07:18:40 AM
"Children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward."  Pss.127:3

I see, well, I think I should consider myself told now... 


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Charles LePage @ ComicList on March 17, 2006, 07:20:45 AM
"Children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward."  Pss.127:3

I see, well, I think I should consider myself told now... 

Not at all.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: king of anglia on March 17, 2006, 07:38:09 AM
If there's one aspect of American culture that hasn't really reached us over here in the UK, it's the right-wing, pro-life extremist, white teethed, side parted hair, anti everything, disney lovin', hymn singin', Darwin hatin' Republican type.
I think even our own right-wing, eccentric fuddy duddy's are petrified by these sorts.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Sir Rob on March 17, 2006, 07:44:49 AM
If there's one aspect of American culture that hasn't really reached us over here in the UK, it's the right-wing, pro-life extremist, white teethed, side parted hair, anti everything, disney lovin', hymn singin', Darwin hatin' Republican type.
I think even our own right-wing, eccentric fuddy duddy's are petrified by these sorts.

Let's face it - these people have a great deal of power and influence in the world.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Charles LePage @ ComicList on March 17, 2006, 07:50:29 AM
If there's one aspect of American culture that hasn't really reached us over here in the UK, it's the right-wing, pro-life extremist, white teethed, side parted hair, anti everything, disney lovin', hymn singin', Darwin hatin' Republican type.

That's true:  I've never visited the UK.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: hrtshpdbox on March 17, 2006, 08:30:28 AM
Those kids look happy and healthy and secure, and if anyone's gonna have a bunch of kids, these parents look like a good choice to do it.  To identify them as extremists with white teeth (goodness no, not white teeth!) or Darwin-haters, from a picture and description as being anti-abortion, is no better than saying that the identifier must be a grey-toothed anti-life Darwin-loving extremist.  It's all nonsense, but one thing is for sure - not everyone, when presented with a picture of a big, loving family, is prone to speculating about if Mom's plumbing is getting worn out.  In fact, it takes a certain level of juvenility...


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Beckner on March 17, 2006, 08:33:58 AM
Foda.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Charles LePage @ ComicList on March 17, 2006, 08:49:59 AM
Foda.

it, You said.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Jonas on March 17, 2006, 09:19:42 AM
hey...

everybody loves Disney.



Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Rerun on March 17, 2006, 10:30:31 AM
If there's one aspect of American culture that hasn't really reached us over here in the UK, it's the right-wing, pro-life extremist, white teethed, side parted hair, anti everything, disney lovin', hymn singin', Darwin hatin' Republican type.
I think even our own right-wing, eccentric fuddy duddy's are petrified by these sorts.

I'm not anti-everything and I merely ENJOY Disney, but the others pretty much categorize me.  Wait, what is a pro-life extremist?  Eh, who cares.  I'm probably that, too.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: b.dfzo on March 17, 2006, 08:07:02 PM
A funny moment on each of their Discovery specials is the sonogram, with all the kids and Dad lined up watching Mom in the bed with the doctor...now, this might not seem all that funny, but here's the catch: no one knows whether it's a boy or a girl.  It's just funny to see how innocently these kid get excited everytime... :)


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: wind chime on March 18, 2006, 03:49:45 AM
I think it's amazing she never had twins!!!! Hey...all those kids from the same two parents???? it's a miracle!!! deal with it!!!  ;D At least they have a healthy sex life...


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: b.dfzo on March 18, 2006, 05:08:27 AM
She has had twins.  Who said she didn't

Other facts (from the Discovery website):

  • Michelle’s been pregnant for 126 months of her life.
  • Average number of months between Duggar births is 18.
  • The Duggars have had at least one baby born in every month except June.
  • Estimated number of Duggar diapers to date is 90,000.
  • The Duggars do approximately 200 loads of laundry each month.
  • The Duggars feed their entire brood for less than $2,000 per month.
  • The only person in the Duggar family whose name doesn’t start with "J" is Mom — Michelle.
  • Every Duggar child learns to play both violin and piano.
  • The family organizes their household chores by assigning "jurisdictions," so everyone knows exactly what their daily responsibilities are.
  • The Duggars estimate all the family members combined have worked approximately 39,000 total hours building their new house.
  • The Duggars are debt free.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: carlydenise2 on March 18, 2006, 05:25:39 AM
I guess my question is......when they all go on a family outing, how many vehicles do they have to take, or do they own a bus?

I love children but cannot imagine having that many kids....I would be afraid that I would end up leaving someone at Walmart accidently.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Rerun on March 18, 2006, 07:49:02 AM
I guess my question is......when they all go on a family outing, how many vehicles do they have to take, or do they own a bus?

I love children but cannot imagine having that many kids....I would be afraid that I would end up leaving someone at Walmart accidently.

My sister with her monster family has some long prison-van.  It's like a 15-passenger vehicle.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Reverend Joshua Sloane on March 18, 2006, 04:59:11 PM
So you've got like eight thousand kids learning only piano and violin? Why not spread them all out and start up a huge family orchestra with every needed instrument?


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Daniel S. on March 18, 2006, 09:10:00 PM
Jim Bob has that grin on his face, saying "Yes, I f*** a lot".

 :lol


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Daniel S. on March 18, 2006, 09:14:50 PM

I love children but cannot imagine having that many kids....I would be afraid that I would end up leaving someone at Walmart accidently.


Wouldn't matter if you did. When you've got 14 kids, even if you lose one you still have 13 kids. They're expendable.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Aegir on March 19, 2006, 06:02:30 PM
Haha, I like that orchestra idea, H&V.

I love children but cannot imagine having that many kids....I would be afraid that I would end up leaving someone at Walmart accidently.


Wouldn't matter if you did. When you've got 14 kids, even if you lose one you still have 13 kids. They're expendable.
That's a ridiculous statement to make. Now, I'm going to assume you have at least 14 friends/loved ones/relatives. Are you going to tell me you wouldn't care if one of them died?

Charles, I fully support the locking/deletion of this thread if you find it necessary.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: b.dfzo on March 19, 2006, 06:59:26 PM
I don't see that as a reason to shut down this thread.  This is a groovy topic, and everyone's got a point of view on it.  At least we're not getting into...polygamy!  And, therefore, by extension, religion.  Ooh...too controversial.  :)


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Daniel S. on March 19, 2006, 07:30:33 PM
I'm here for the music.  :afro


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: b.dfzo on March 19, 2006, 07:46:12 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.  Anyone got any music that would relate to this topic?  :D


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: carlydenise2 on March 19, 2006, 08:25:07 PM
One's on the way- Loretta Lynn
Getting Jiggy with it- in ref to the pic of that huge family with the man grinning from ear to ear
Be My Baby-Ronettes


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on March 19, 2006, 11:04:05 PM
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That's a ridiculous statement to make. Now, I'm going to assume you have at least 14 friends/loved ones/relatives. Are you going to tell me you wouldn't care if one of them died?

Charles, I fully support the locking/deletion of this thread if you find it necessary.

I'm going to say something. My wife & I have lost two daughters-one miscarriage (Drew) and one stillbirth (Jessica). Yesterday (3/19/06) would've been Drew's birthday. Heywood, what you said personally offended me. I know you said that as a joke, but please be careful...one person's joke can be another's heartache.

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Charles, I fully support the locking/deletion of this thread if you find it necessary.

Not yet, but possibly soon.

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If there's one aspect of American culture that hasn't really reached us over here in the UK, it's the right-wing, pro-life extremist, white teethed, side parted hair, anti everything, disney lovin', hymn singin', Darwin hatin' Republican type.
I think even our own right-wing, eccentric fuddy duddy's are petrified by these sorts.

I'm extremely liberal, and left-wing, non-Christian (although I follower of God; I just dont' classify myself as anything), but pro-life. Not everyone can be painted with the same brush.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: Daniel S. on March 20, 2006, 12:01:14 AM
Come one guys, this is getting too heavy. That picture of that family is just so crazy and we were just joking around.  I guess we weren't being very sensitive, just delete the thread. 

:hug


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on March 20, 2006, 12:10:24 AM
Meh...I think if it was any other day, I would've laughed. Just you know...it's just not an easy time for my wife & I. I apologize for taking offense so quickly.

Guys...like Brian always said...love and mercy.


Title: Re: Just found out my sister is pregnant with her 9th!
Post by: cta on March 26, 2006, 12:37:55 PM
Aren't we running out of resources? 

Wait!  I know.

Switch grass!  Yeeah...that's the ticket!

Folks, we're a-dick-ted to oil.   :p