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Title: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: ghost on August 05, 2011, 09:06:55 AM Brian has been quoted saying he has sex twice per day, every day. Brian himself knows, or knew, in the 60s, that, according to the teachings of the oriental mind, semen contains vital brain substances which when not wasted on females are reabsorbed back into the brain and create a more capable brilliant brain. Brian made all his best music due to conserving his semen. The ecstatic chants of California Girls are due to this. It is my own pet theory that SMiLE ceased to become due to Marilyn finally seducing Brian from the piano into the marital bed. Call me crazy but I think SMiLE was contained in Brian's seed and he lost it. Perhaps it became an expertly crafted sandwich. Or Carnie.
Theory: if Brian goes celibate for a few months, he will recover his mid-60s songwriting muse and go on to another 40 years of brilliance. (http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/03/gcelebrities/Brian_Wilson-2.jpg) Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: rogerlancelot on August 05, 2011, 09:33:55 AM I believe it disappeared along with a traditional beef on weck sandwich:
(http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww63/ReginaReese/lft_WhatsNew.jpg) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_on_weck_sandwich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_on_weck_sandwich) You don't suppose he (gasp) ate it??? ??? Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: theCOD on August 05, 2011, 09:34:25 AM Brian made all his best music due to conserving his semen. The ecstatic chants of California Girls are due to this. It is my own pet theory that SMiLE ceased to become due to Marilyn finally seducing Brian from the piano into the marital bed. Call me crazy but I think SMiLE was contained in Brian's seed and he lost it. Perhaps it became an expertly crafted sandwich. Or Carnie. :lol :lol :lol Complete nonsense, but very funny. Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: SloopJohnB on August 05, 2011, 09:43:01 AM This thread has potential.
Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: send me a picture and i'll tell you on August 05, 2011, 10:06:01 AM I recall that during the '98 Howard Stern interview, Brian stated that he has sex with Melinda once a month.
Sounds like we know how he was bribed to finish SMiLE!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (BTW, what's the source of the twice-a-day quote?) Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: Andrew G. Doe on August 05, 2011, 10:13:05 AM I recall that during the '98 Howard Stern interview, Brian stated that he has sex with Melinda once a month. Sounds like we know how he was bribed to finish SMiLE!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (BTW, what's the source of the twice-a-day quote?) Off the top of my head, maybe here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2004/jul/24/popandrock) ? ;D Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: SMiLE Brian on August 05, 2011, 10:14:08 AM Brian has been quoted saying he has sex twice per day, every day. Brian himself knows, or knew, in the 60s, that, according to the teachings of the oriental mind, semen contains vital brain substances which when not wasted on females are reabsorbed back into the brain and create a more capable brilliant brain. Brian made all his best music due to conserving his semen. The ecstatic chants of California Girls are due to this. It is my own pet theory that SMiLE ceased to become due to Marilyn finally seducing Brian from the piano into the marital bed. Call me crazy but I think SMiLE was contained in Brian's seed and he lost it. Perhaps it became an expertly crafted sandwich. Or Carnie. Carnie Wilson is SMiLE?Theory: if Brian goes celibate for a few months, he will recover his mid-60s songwriting muse and go on to another 40 years of brilliance. (http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/03/gcelebrities/Brian_Wilson-2.jpg) Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: rogerlancelot on August 05, 2011, 10:17:37 AM Right the phuck on!
Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: Roger Ryan on August 05, 2011, 10:43:00 AM General Jack D. Ripper is in complete agreement with you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5Vvs2cdqY&feature=related Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: Jonas on August 05, 2011, 10:54:08 AM Brian has been quoted saying he has sex twice per day, every day. Brian himself knows, or knew, in the 60s, that, according to the teachings of the oriental mind, semen contains vital brain substances which when not wasted on females are reabsorbed back into the brain and create a more capable brilliant brain. Brian made all his best music due to conserving his semen. The ecstatic chants of California Girls are due to this. It is my own pet theory that SMiLE ceased to become due to Marilyn finally seducing Brian from the piano into the marital bed. Call me crazy but I think SMiLE was contained in Brian's seed and he lost it. Perhaps it became an expertly crafted sandwich. Or Carnie. Carnie Wilson is SMiLE?Theory: if Brian goes celibate for a few months, he will recover his mid-60s songwriting muse and go on to another 40 years of brilliance. (http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/03/gcelebrities/Brian_Wilson-2.jpg) :lol :rock Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: ghost on August 05, 2011, 11:01:03 AM (http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/carnie.jpg)
Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: 37!ws on August 05, 2011, 01:14:18 PM Seems to me that semen is pretty much generated, well....as it happens...so Brian's theory would be totally invalid...
My source: well...just drawing conclusions based on this article about blue balls: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/463/why-do-ones-loins-ache-after-a-session-of-nonclimactic-arousal (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/463/why-do-ones-loins-ache-after-a-session-of-nonclimactic-arousal) Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on August 06, 2011, 10:04:51 AM I recall that during the '98 Howard Stern interview, Brian stated that he has sex with Melinda once a month. Sounds like we know how he was bribed to finish SMiLE!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (BTW, what's the source of the twice-a-day quote?) Off the top of my head, maybe here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2004/jul/24/popandrock) ? ;D So it has been confirmed. Thanks Andrew! ::) Title: Re: A Serious Concern - That You Will Want To DISMISS Post by: The Madcap on August 17, 2011, 04:46:15 PM I have one name that disproves this theory: Dennis Wilson
Also, am I the only one who found this part of the "twice a day, every day" interview hilarious: "Which words or phrases do you most overuse? 'Right the f*** on.' " |