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On your marks.....

Get set......

GO!

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Is that The Boss Jagger's dueting with? Looks awfully like Landy from that angle!

Sorry - -  back to the captions!

The boss?
Huh; I thought it was Tim Allen ;D

Mike: I wanna see the Boss 'kick out the jams'! I wanna see "Jumpin' Jack Flash" against "I Get Around" ANY DAY NOW!

Jagger: SECURITY!!!!!!

"Wow Mick, your dentist did a really good job on that filling. You'll get your turn, Love."

Wayne Newton?

No matter how hard he tried, Mike Love just couldn't give fellatio as well as Mick Jagger could.

Mick: DEAR GOD! I'M BEING ELECTROCUTED!
Bruce: Heh, that's funny
Mike: Are you ready to order from the menu gentlemen?

Mick Jaggers reaction after Mike starts singing the first stanza of 'Santa's Going To Kokomo'

"Despite his best efforts, Mike couldn't stop Mick from foolishly accepting Bruce's challenge to swallow the microphone whole."

..this has my vote

This is the best so far!

Bruce : Just smile and act like you're singing " Everyone's  In Love With You ", like I am Mick....
Mick : Huh what ????? Never heard of it Before.... is it good ???
Mike : Huh never heard it before eh ? Well either have they, but it's one of the BEST SONGS I've ever written.

Mick and Bruce: "Over and over......the crow......"
Mike:"HEEEEYYYYYY"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKGJEZ7Anf4&feature=related

Mike sure looks ignored by Mick! ;D

Wannabe Myk:  "Hey! How do I get to be a household name like you guys??" :tm

Mick: Dear God, Bruce, KISS ME!!!
Mike: Mick! I thought we had something special!

Mike: Don't laugh, Brucie - don't you recognize this guy from The Walking Dead? HE JUST ATE AL!!!!

New photo, anyone?

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Kanye - Who these white boys?
Al - Is this guy gonna shank me?
Brian - When's dinner?

Headline: Many top Singer/Songwriters assemble in a Hollywood recording studio to perform "Brian Wilson Presents 'Shortnin Bread' for 5 hours" featuring Brian Wilson playing 4 Moog Synthesizers simultaneously and Al Jardine working in the lyric "SOCK-IT-TO-ME!" unceasingly over the 300 minute period.

Brian and Al look over the menu at Madame Tussauds.

Kanye laughing at his idea of how he can get Brian Wilson on his next album: "hamburgers, bribing him with lots of hamburgers" he thinks to himself contentedly...

Kanye : " Mike Love Hates Black People !! "
Alan : " He Does ??? Is that true Brian ?? "
Brian : " zzzzzzz ..... "

Kanye: Hey, you know I don't tell a lot of people this but Pet Sounds is my favourite record of all time.
Al: No way!
Brian: I think the first note in the 5th measure of this sheet music should really be a b-flat.

Al: Is Tony Bennett checking out my ass?
Brian: Ask him if he likes fish sticks.
Kanye: Mothaf*ckers

Front cover of "Al Jardine's Lonely Hearts Club Band" leaks on internet

Kanye: yo, Brian and Al, I think BWRG and A Postcard From California are great, and imma let you finish, but Looking Back With Love is the greatest Beach Boys solo album of all time. Of all time.

YES!  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Brian: Yes, I'll start with the turtle soup, then the beef medallions in red wine and for desert strawberry truffles. Does that come with or without birthday cake?

BEACH BOYS SERVED!

Papers filed for non-return of instruments rented in 1961.


or

Brian: Can you get me a Diet Coke? ;)

 :lol :lol :lol

:lol

Tony Bennett: "Hey Al - I can see myself in your bald spot!  I know a guy who can fix that for you..."

I adore the fact that photos like these exist.

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Brian: "Uh oh, they're gonna have a sonority problem with that chorus."
Al: "Gosh darn it, maybe I was too quick in releasing 'A Postcard from California'."
Kanye: "So, that's what real talent looks like. But why they gotta be dressin' in those salmon colors?"

" La La I'm NOT LISTENING......  I don't wanna hear about the crow uncovering the cornfield.... again .... "

Nuff said! :lol

In light of the bad vibrations going round this board here, I feel it's time for myself, Ol' Mister Positivity, to revive this ol' thread so we can have a giggle at how stupid our favourite band looks.

I'll give you a few to start off, first this doozy...

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or...

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A tender moment....

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Wilson+Cats images are good mileage too.

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Last one.

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Hype, is this like one of the magic eye things where you have to stare awhile before the image comes to you?

Al is scoring weed.

BW: Dave, something you have to know... remember all those times I called your 'brother' ?  Well... it's true, you really are.

DM: [speechless]

BW: Well, what can I say... my dad... he got around, y'know ?