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Title: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: PongHit on November 18, 2010, 07:40:41 AM ... over at BBB:
Dave: Approaching 70 years old in about 18 months....Will need viagra for my (ummmm....) garden. Also could use some money to pay for the garden viagra. In addition, could you send me Elvis's "Viva Las Vegas" recording? Thanks... Bruce Johnston Montecito November 17, 2010 Well, OK then. At least I'm a breath younger than my friend 'the fabulous' Tony Rivers! His 'big' birthday is next month. I'll ask Tony for some help with the 'garden'............................. Bruce Johnston Montecito November 17, 2010 Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Rocker on November 18, 2010, 10:45:11 AM I don't get the "Viva Las Vegas"-connection, except maybe that Ann-Margaret was pretty damn hot. Or was that not related to his "joke"? Was he maybe talking about the new re-mix-album "Viva Elvis"?
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: donald on November 18, 2010, 12:22:41 PM What if your vegatables are firm for longer than 4 hours? Do you call your gardener?
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: punkinhead on November 18, 2010, 12:29:05 PM Bruce is such a dork. ;D
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: phirnis on November 18, 2010, 12:46:31 PM Now we need the guys to regroup and record an entire LP filled with these raunchy 'garden' metaphors. Pretty sure this could be huge!
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: PongHit on November 18, 2010, 02:41:52 PM I don't get the "Viva Las Vegas"-connection, except maybe that Ann-Margaret was pretty damn hot. Or was that not related to his "joke"? Was he maybe talking about the new re-mix-album "Viva Elvis"? Maybe if I read the whole thread it would make more sense. Or maybe not. Maybe Bruce had a few too many Pacificos that night. Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: PongHit on November 18, 2010, 02:42:35 PM Pretty sure this could be huge! So size does matter? Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: PongHit on November 18, 2010, 02:48:32 PM Bruce "Viagrock" Johnstone:
(http://kw53.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/possiblefredflintstoneprototype.jpg) Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Musketeer on November 18, 2010, 02:56:33 PM I don't get the "Viva Las Vegas"-connection, except maybe that Ann-Margaret was pretty damn hot. Or was that not related to his "joke"? Was he maybe talking about the new re-mix-album "Viva Elvis"? I believe he was referring to this "Viva Viagra" commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umhEoIdKYm8 Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Mr. Cohen on November 18, 2010, 04:47:32 PM I'll tell you what, if Bruce had me in his life he'd never need Viagra. :tiptoe
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: bgas on November 18, 2010, 04:53:10 PM I'll tell you what, if Bruce had me in his life he'd never need Viagra. :tiptoe Maybe you can be in mine too, so I'll never even have to think about needing it Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: The Heartical Don on November 19, 2010, 07:01:40 AM Now we need the guys to regroup and record an entire LP filled with these raunchy 'garden' metaphors. Pretty sure this could be huge! Yeah. Show Me Your Letterbox, And I'll Show You My Carrot Seedy Seed Your Leaves Are Too Dry I'll Show You Why I'll Erect A Firm Tree Here Are You A Carnivorous Little Plant Perchance? Up And Down In The Green Grass We Go ...and so on. Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Steve Mayo on November 19, 2010, 09:08:01 AM What if your vegatables are firm for longer than 4 hours? Do you call your gardener? never ever call the doctor.... call your friends instead and brag..... Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: JaredLekites on November 19, 2010, 09:14:10 AM I hope Bruce doesn't go on stage under the influence of Viagra. Might take out someone's eye.
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Mike's Beard on November 19, 2010, 09:44:23 AM Mike in drag! Bruce with a hard on? What's the board coming to? Whatever next? Brian in bondage? Al engaging in watersports?
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: punkinhead on November 19, 2010, 01:16:29 PM Mike in drag! Bruce with a hard on? What's the board comming to? Whatever next? Brian in bondage? Al engaging in watersports? no no no, you got it all wrong. look in the music, what does Al singing about? CRACK at your Love (hmm) Take a load off your FEET (gee, I wonder) Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Rocker on November 19, 2010, 02:06:20 PM I don't get the "Viva Las Vegas"-connection, except maybe that Ann-Margaret was pretty damn hot. Or was that not related to his "joke"? Was he maybe talking about the new re-mix-album "Viva Elvis"? I believe he was referring to this "Viva Viagra" commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umhEoIdKYm8 Thanks ! Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Day Tripper on November 19, 2010, 08:34:29 PM I took a viagra pill tonight, and it got stuck in my throat, ............. and now I have a stiff neck. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: GoodToMyBaby on November 19, 2010, 10:19:15 PM I have cerebral palsy, tried Viagra the other day. It did what its supposed to plus i could walk for three hours.
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Ron on November 23, 2010, 09:39:06 PM I took a viagra pill tonight, and it got stuck in my throat, ............. and now I have a stiff neck. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Fess up. Did you still that joke from Little Jimmy Dickens? Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: summerinparadise.flac on November 27, 2010, 12:07:33 PM We just flew in from Ohio and boy is my dick hard.
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: Pretty Funky on November 28, 2010, 12:18:01 PM What was the link to Capitol's "Dick Rising' thread again? ;D
Title: Re: Bruce Johnstone is making Viagra jokes... Post by: The Madcap on December 07, 2010, 08:46:15 PM What surprises of me about this is the fact that he says he's going to need it, implying that he doesn't already need it. I'm surprised he's held out this long.
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