The Smiley Smile Message Board

First of all I'd just like to say that I don't usually post here, I'm a blue to the bone. Big shout outs to all my friends there and to M-Willy. Represent blue till I die for sure.
Anyways, last week I posted a thread on the Blue that Mike Love ruined my favorite album, the album by Brian Wilson called Smile. He told him not to f*** with the formula so Brian cancelled the album and stayed in bed for over 9000 days. He became so fat.
Well this morning I wake up to find my bike's been nicked and theres a hat by where I had it tied up with rope. There can only be one suspect.
I'm posting here to get the info out and ask a serious question: do you know where to buy a bike?

Is the hat a gold turban?

A turban isn't a hat...its a turban.

177 posts in 46 days says you do.

I doubt it was Mike who stole your bike as he has no such need for one. He travels everywhere via Levitation Express. The hat was obviously planted by someone wishing to frame Mike. Who would dislike Mike enough to set him up? Brian? Melinda? David Leaf? Blondie Chapman? Al Jardine? David Marks? The Editors at the Daily Mail? His estranged brothers Stan and Steve? The sons of Dennis Wilson? His 15 ex wives late on a alimony check? Redwood? oldsurferdude? Anyone who purchased Summer In Paradise expecting a halfway decent record? The CIA or FBI? The guests he insulted at the Hall of Fame Acceptance Awards? The ghosts? The hamsters? That pizza delivery boy who he stiffed on a tip? The list is endless. We need Inspector Clouseau on the case!

In the meantime, the best place to buy a replacement bike would be a place of trade where cash can be exchanged for bikes, often referred to as a 'Bike Shop'.

For some reason this whole thread makes me think of "I Love My Car" by Belle and Sebastian.

Maybe without your bike, you'll find it in your heart to love Mike Love.

While laughing at the original post and then even harder at Mike's Beard's reply about framing Mike Love ...I suddenly realized it's kind of sad for Mike that pretty much everyone he has been associated with regarding the BB would have a reason to do it.

bahahaha his whole thing made me bust out laughing, but especially:


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Cheers Guys! Always love it when I see something I've typed has got a laugh. The OP was pretty funny to begin with too.

It wasn't Mike who nicked your bike, it was George W Bush.

Mike should open a chain of bicycle stores and call them Bike Love.

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Yes, you're definitely a HOOT. Tell me tho: 
Is this Blondie Chapman person the brother of the guy that shot John Lennon?

Sounds like some kind of bizarre porno. Starring Mike Love.

Here are some of the bizarre rumours that have been floated about ML on this board over the last few weeks;

Mike may or may not believe in the existence of ghosts.
Mike can definitely, probably levitate, but only when no one's around to witness it.
Mike may have had a family of hamsters living in his beard in the '70s.
Mike's cat liked to put it about a bit. She never bothered with protection and so consequently fell pregnant, much to Mike's annoyance.
Mike won't steal your bike, but enough people hate him enough to want to make you think he might.
Mike would be a casting director's first choice to portray himself in a Mike Love biopic or fetish porn.
 

"Bike Love - grab hold of Mike's love handles and prepare for the ride of your life".

More obscurely, he's the grandson of a baseball player who was killed by a beanball thrown by Carl Mays of the New York Yankees (1925?), one Ray Chapman. They kept the same ball in play for much longer stretches in those days and they would get dirty, making them much harder to see, hence this tragic incident. Actually, of course, that's not who he is because that's not his name, as we all know. None of Mike Love's ancestors had anything to do with this either. Please excuse me, it's late....