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Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me

Ehm, P.J.
No doubt that your offer will be appreciated, but you know the rules here regarding offering boots and all?

http://smileysmile.net/board/index.php/topic,122.msg2.html#msg2  (rule #3)

I'd advise you to edit your post a bit. (and otherwise I will)


(Yes I know - I've seen many creative ways of communicating on this board when it comes to boot-requests, but this one's too obvious IMO)

Sorry. Didn't know.

Your edit is priceless though.  ;D

I, for one, am also glad that I had time to read the original message.  ;D

Can I say that?

What was the secret message then? A request for a 'butcher cover' SMiLE 1967?

No, a request for "PM Song" (vocals only).

That's the most imaginative and discreet thing I could think of right now. Should perhaps get something to eat.

Blimey.... all those clues and it's still over my head  ???

It's about 3 CDs worth of class A+ stuff. Announced 1997. But it did not materialize.

let me give you a few hints ...


- The first post in this topic was a bit to straightforward on offering and requesting unofficially released recordings.
- With abovementioned rule in mind I asked the member who wrote it to edit his message (which he did).
- PM = personal/private message

Does this help?

OOo-aaah -  I got that bit. Just couldn't work out what was being offered/requested!  It's just that I might have been able to provide mutual opportunities for enhancement of personal music collections.

The lyrics to Come Together had me completely flummoxed!

Suspect I know what the Don's alluding to -  didn't he voice questions about the same thing recently?

Thing is, all this stuff don't exist, and even if it did we wouldn't approach it cos of that old matter-antimatter collison risk/end-of-the-universe thing.

Thanks for the clarifications thus far folks!

Do you know the Many Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Physics? Basically it says that everything that is possible is happening simultaneously. A chance disintegration of a particle does, and does not happen at the same time. Therefore, all possible worlds are fully developing and realized. There is a world where SMiLE was finished in 1967. A world where the love of your life did not leave you. And did leave you. And so on.

So: in a world closely resembling ours, there is an authentic SMiLE. Unfortunately, we'll never be able to take a peep into that world.

That explains why there are 20 billion plasterers at work on our living room walls. We booked one a year ago and he hasn't shown up yet, but he has and will and did somewhere soon ago before. He had SMiLE playing/plays/played on his WalkPod.

You got it! Life's not fair... but there you go. For your plasterer SMiLE's just another album, like something by Kenny G. or the Dave Matthews Band...

D-R-I-N-K
M-O-R-E
O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

And in that world Mr. Spock has a beard...but Mike Love never did.

...that's heavy bro.  :3d

I want to peep into the world where Kokomo went nowhere, but Blueberry Hill did!  :o :lol

Haha, yes... but unfortunately, there's also a world where Summer In Paradise went triple platinum and kept the #1 spot for two years.

This is the same world where Mike decided to take control of the group, and in late '66/early '67 worked on a masterpiece called 'LOvE'. It was an album dedicated to the greatness of California and Woman; of money and divorce lawyers; a 'Teenage Symphony to Maharishi' he called it. Mike was on a roll of creativity; however, the others were being driven crazy by his perfectionism and his acid-tinged lyrics. At one particular session, Brian-already upset that Mike, in the span of a few months, had written better music than he (Brian) ever had- confronted Mike in a now-legendary exchange. The problem was a particular set of lyrics in the song 'Male Pattern Baldness', which was a song about a cowboy in the Old West who laments the loss of his hair. The lyrics 'Over and over/I do this thing with my hair/called a comb-over', were too far-out for the rest of the group. These sorts of arguments led Mike to shelve the entire project, and for years he refused to talk about it. Thankfully, he released 'Mike Love Presents LOvE' in 2005 and went on a sold-out world tour in support of it.

So.  A world where Brian never lost his touch, Dennis and Carl are alive, Mike and Al are loyal friends and play together each night.