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Title: The Beach Girls Post by: sofonanm on April 26, 2009, 10:05:05 PM Which Beach BOY would look sexiest as a Beach GIRL?
I was looking at a picture of Carl from 1969 and I must say he'd make a great female. Sort of like those thick-but-not-fat girls who are really sexy. Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: SloopJohnB on April 26, 2009, 11:59:12 PM Feeling unconfident about your sexuality? ??? ;D
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Malc on April 27, 2009, 03:30:30 AM Not the kind of thought I would choose to follow ... so instead go and listen to a recording by the REAL Beach Girls (either of the two acts who recorded under the name), preferably the wonderful Wilson-influence on "Skiing In The Snow" ... 8)
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: shelter on April 27, 2009, 04:28:44 AM Weirdest. Topic. Ever.
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: The Heartical Don on April 27, 2009, 04:36:00 AM Weirdest. Topic. Ever. Nah. It is just a gentle cross-gender fantasy, nothing wrong with that. A gay man prolly would wonder who of the Honeys he'd love to have in his bed, with a lot of curly black hair on her breast(s). Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: MBE on April 27, 2009, 05:07:59 AM Weirdest. Topic. Ever. Tell It All BrotherTitle: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: shelter on April 27, 2009, 07:24:38 AM Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have?
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: shelter on April 27, 2009, 07:25:14 AM And if they were German, what would've been their names?
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: The Heartical Don on April 27, 2009, 07:28:17 AM And if they were German, what would've been their names? Simple: Brian - Heinz Carl - Willi Dennis - Helmut Mike - Micki Al - Dieter So: it's Heinz, Willi, Helmut, Micki, and Dieter. Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Malc on April 27, 2009, 08:50:29 AM Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have? They are/were ... Brian has the power to compose musical masterpieces ... Carl had the power to charm the angels with his vocals ... Dennis had the power to luuurrrve every woman he came across ... Mike has the power to ... erm ... Al has ... or has not ... erm ... erm ... maybe not Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Jon Stebbins on April 27, 2009, 11:44:15 AM What if my dog pooped golden nuggets?
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: sofonanm on April 27, 2009, 11:50:24 AM Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have? Mike - super cool power of yogic flying, i.e., levitation Al - ability to transform himself into a motionless garden gnome with a red hat Bruce - super cool power of materializing Hawaiian shirts whenever in need Dennis - power to summon Charlie Manson by repeating his name thrice like Beetlejuice and doing a ritualized dance Carl - power to rock with white boy soulfulness Brian - ability to subdue and hypnotize enemies with his secret weapon-song, "Shortnin' Bread" Murry - super human strength and super human will and ability to light cigars with his dragon fire-breath Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: sofonanm on April 27, 2009, 11:51:00 AM What if my dog pooped golden nuggets? You'd feel less ashamed for ritually eating your dog's sh*t. Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Menace Wilson on April 27, 2009, 12:12:43 PM Which Beach BOY would look sexiest as a Beach GIRL? I was looking at a picture of Carl from 1969 and I must say he'd make a great female. Sort of like those thick-but-not-fat girls who are really sexy. Definitely Mike. He could easily pull the Sinead O'Connor look. Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Jonas on April 27, 2009, 12:27:51 PM What.
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: The Shift on April 27, 2009, 12:37:34 PM I'm troubled.
If my boss saw me reading a thread about the Beach Boys as females, I'd probably lose my job. As I'm self-employed, I have to be extra careful as I suspect I might be reading this thread and I'm looking for any excuse to sack my self. That's "sack", sofonanm, not "jack". Y'know, I'd never thought of this subject before at all, ever. But now I'm beginning to suspect my own sexuality. Oh, then again... Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Menace Wilson on April 27, 2009, 12:41:12 PM Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: lance on April 27, 2009, 12:45:13 PM Im going with Carl too, but Id bet hed be the type of chick that would get dumped on--metaphorically speaking.
Dennis, orangey tan turn off. Brian...well, just goofy looking as a girl, like the nurse in Rome and Juliet... Al'd be cute, that perky simian sexiness. But Blondie wouldnt be so bad either. Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on April 27, 2009, 01:01:52 PM There's a photo in the Peter Ames Carlin book of Brian & Mike, along with some others. If you ever want to see what Mike would've looked like as a girl, look at the pic and see his sister Maureen.
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: sofonanm on April 27, 2009, 02:51:57 PM goshdarn , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMCjvMX_co , that mashup is so ggood
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Shady on April 27, 2009, 05:14:49 PM This is such a WTF topic.
Anyway I thought this was about the actual Beach Girls who do beach boys covers ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIXfgsxS-M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIXfgsxS-M) Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on April 27, 2009, 05:23:26 PM Quote This is such a WTF topic. No joke...it's like posting a thread in the Sandbox asking what would chairs look like if our knees were in the back of our legs... Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: the captain on April 27, 2009, 05:32:32 PM This place is only for serious research. Nothing flippant or even marginally off-center should be allowed. I mean, really, folks. It's just disrespectful to the great Beach Boys to ever post threads like this.
Now who wants to hear about my 5 billionth Smile mix? It has a version of "Heroes & Villains" that is actually exactly like one that everyone else has, too, except it's a different version, I think. It's on a secret piece of leather and rubber footwear titled f*** the B00t. Please don't ask Me how to get it, heh heh heh. :wall Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: sofonanm on April 27, 2009, 05:34:44 PM This is such a WTF topic. Anyway I thought this was about the actual Beach Girls who do beach boys covers ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIXfgsxS-M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQIXfgsxS-M) The Beach Boys had better female voices than those females. This clearly goes to prove that woman is the inferior gender. Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Mr. Cohen on April 27, 2009, 06:02:05 PM Brian was a always a terrifying looking girl.
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Dove Nested Towers on April 27, 2009, 06:49:57 PM Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have? Mike - super cool power of yogic flying, i.e., levitation Al - ability to transform himself into a motionless garden gnome with a red hat Bruce - super cool power of materializing Hawaiian shirts whenever in need Dennis - power to summon Charlie Manson by repeating his name thrice like Beetlejuice and doing a ritualized dance Carl - power to rock with white boy soulfulness Brian - ability to subdue and hypnotize enemies with his secret weapon-song, "Shortnin' Bread" Murry - super human strength and super human will and ability to light cigars with his dragon fire-breath Al is PERFECTLY suited for his Super Power. In fact, isn't "Garden Gnome" a track on his new album? ??? Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: The Shift on April 28, 2009, 02:38:20 AM Hey, if The Beach Boys were super heroes, which super powers would they each have? Mike - super cool power of yogic flying, i.e., levitation Al - ability to transform himself into a motionless garden gnome with a red hat Bruce - super cool power of materializing Hawaiian shirts whenever in need Dennis - power to summon Charlie Manson by repeating his name thrice like Beetlejuice and doing a ritualized dance Carl - power to rock with white boy soulfulness Brian - ability to subdue and hypnotize enemies with his secret weapon-song, "Shortnin' Bread" Murry - super human strength and super human will and ability to light cigars with his dragon fire-breath Al is PERFECTLY suited for his Super Power. In fact, isn't "Garden Gnome" a track on his new album? ??? I thought it was "California Gnome" in the key of (Sloop John) B. Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: shelter on April 28, 2009, 02:48:47 AM I thought it was "California Gnome" in the key of (Sloop John) B. The Hollywood sign burns through the smog And reawakens you dreams Livin' under this sun Dissapointment's not as bad as it seems It's never too late To find your California gnome. Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: alanjames on April 28, 2009, 08:24:41 PM Which Beach BOY would look sexiest as a Beach GIRL? I was looking at a picture of Carl from 1969 and I must say he'd make a great female. Sort of like those thick-but-not-fat girls who are really sexy. It sucks, man Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Jason on April 28, 2009, 08:51:11 PM Man, we need to create a new subforum on here.
The Sewage Pit. For those threads even more off key and disgusting than your everyday Sandbox thread. :) Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Magic Transistor Radio on April 28, 2009, 09:51:07 PM Nobody thinks that Mike with his long beard in a dress is hot?
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: ♩♬🐸 Billy C ♯♫♩🐇 on April 28, 2009, 10:38:06 PM Only if today was opposite day.
Title: Re: The Beach Girls Post by: Alex on April 30, 2009, 11:31:54 AM Man, we need to create a new subforum on here. The Sewage Pit. For those threads even more off key and disgusting than your everyday Sandbox thread. :) How about a Male Ego subforum to fill the void now that the actual Male Ego board is closed? :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol |