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Title: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Chance on January 29, 2006, 10:37:19 PM
1. The Stone Roses 'The Stone Roses'
2. The Smiths 'The Queen Is Dead'
3. Oasis 'Definitely Maybe'
4. Sex Pistols 'Never Mind The Bollocks'
5. Arctic Monkeys 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not'
6. Blur 'Modern Life Is Rubbish'
7. Pulp 'Different Class'
8. The Clash 'London Calling'
9. The Beatles 'Revolver'
10. The Libertines 'Up The Bracket'

(Results of a readers poll published in the current issue.)


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Matinee Idyll on January 29, 2006, 10:41:33 PM
I can see what their reading demographic is...

Still, comendable for not being 60's nuts... I only know a few, but that's a nice enough list :)


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Chance on January 29, 2006, 11:03:53 PM
Same reaction here, my first impulse was to be condescending, then I thought, eh, leave 'em alone, it's a refreshingly different perspective.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: no on January 29, 2006, 11:19:52 PM
Wow.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: sugarandspice on January 29, 2006, 11:43:48 PM
 I am gonna hafta go with

Ladies and Gentlemen we are floating in space: Spiritulized

Boy in Da Cona : Dizzie Rascal

A Grand Dont Come For Free: The Streets

Never Mind The Bollocks:Sex Pistols

Revolver: Beatles

Beta Band: Beta Band

The Queen Is Dead: The Smiths

London Calling: The Clash

The Stone Roeses: The Stone Roses


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 30, 2006, 12:13:17 AM
Beatles - Revolver
Beatles - White Album
Beatles - Rubber Soul
Zombies - Odessey And Oracle
Spacemen 3 - The Perfect Prescription
The Who - Sell Out
The Who - Quadrophenia
The Rolling Stones - Beggars Banquet
The Rolling Stones - Aftermath
The Kinks - Kink Kronikles


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: cabinessence on January 30, 2006, 12:18:51 AM
Arctic Monkeys have blue balls! That was my first thought on seeing the name. Hearing  a little of them, they're not bad but remind me too much of some stuff heard before, chiefly Thin Lizzy

That's also my aging perspective on some others of the current (already classic) faves like Stone Roses, which  is as it should be, I guess. Had I been  a middleaged Willie Dixon fan in 1965, Rolling Stones would probably have computed as seen this, done that too, which would have been to the point and truly irrelevant at once.

Fancy way of saying I don't trust the durability of some choices, but who am I to say?

 I will say that I totally agree with the Pulp affirmation as regards the title track referenced, love it in their version and Captain Kirk's alike.

Who are The Libertines (first list), Dizzy Rascal, Beta Band, Spiritualized (second)? I want to know more.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 30, 2006, 12:33:23 AM
Spiritualised are incredible, and that album would be in my Top 20 list.
They are the band Jason Pierce formed after Spacemen 3 broke up, and that album chronicles the dissolution of his relationship with his girlfriend in painful and riveting detail on a wave of supersonic-hypnotic sound, equal parts Stooges, free jazz and orchestral pop.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: cabinessence on January 30, 2006, 12:46:25 AM
Thanks! I'll give them a listen


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: wind chime on January 30, 2006, 01:48:40 AM
Surprised Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon Is not there.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: zelilgirlI1cenu on January 30, 2006, 02:04:54 AM
Surprised Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon Is not there.

Indeed, and no Radiohead??????????????????????????


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: al on January 30, 2006, 03:13:06 AM
You can see the full 100 in the 'under-rated albums' thread. You can all go and get even more upset!


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Sir Rob on January 30, 2006, 03:19:59 AM
The Beatles - Revolver
David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust
The Kinks - Village Green Preservation Society
The Smiths - Strangeways Here We Come
Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures
Sex Pistols - Never Mind The Bollocks
The Clash - The Clash
The Who - Who's Next
The Jam - All Mod Cons
Pink Floyd - Piper at The Gates of Dawn

For some reason, I always like to limit these things to one album per band/artist.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: zelilgirlI1cenu on January 30, 2006, 07:39:53 AM
You can see the full 100 in the 'under-rated albums' thread. You can all go ang get even more upset!

I wont I see that Q Mgazine's poll of the best 100 albums ever (not British only) has 3 Radiohead in its top 10

1 - OK Computer
2 - The Bends
10 - Kid A

So seee I'm not crying anymore  :P


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Campion Bond on January 30, 2006, 08:53:02 AM
The Stone Roses have to be one of the most overrated bands in history.
The first album is pretty good, but the second one is shite. AND it took 5 years to get them to make it!

I really don't get how they are so fawned over in this country (UK).  Maybe, it's a 'right time, right place' kind of thing, same with Oasis and the new darlings Arctic Monkeys.  we really do like to over-hype our bands in Britain!


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Mitchell on January 30, 2006, 09:14:19 AM
I'm surprised that Queen isn't anywhere on the 100 list, but that's just me. Maybe they don't count since Freddie was born in Zanzibar.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Jeff Mason on January 30, 2006, 09:19:04 AM
Or maybe it's the same myopia that affects the younger generation in everything.

I happen to also like football, both college and pro (American, I mean).  When people are asked about the great quarterbacks of all time, Montana is mentioned (obviously) and Marino and such.  But some people want to add current players like Brady and Manning.  Funny, though, no one talks about Unitas or Graham, or Starr, or anyone who played before 1975.  Why?  They didn't watch those games.  Out of sight, out of mind.

How could ANYONE who performed before 1990 be any good?  Beatles?  Overrated wusses.  Stones?  Old farts. 

 ??? ::)

As someone who is a history buff of all sorts, culture, music, movies, politics, etc., I see this myopia constantly.  Only the latest is the greatest.  No one seems to have a sense of history anymore.

Well, except all of you. That's why I am here, natch.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Mitchell on January 30, 2006, 09:37:04 AM
That's why history repeats itself.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: al on January 30, 2006, 11:49:42 AM
I'm sure I'm guilty of the reverse though in that I can't think of an album released in the last 20 years I'd put in my top 10, which I shall make up now risking forgetting several of my faves....OK
1) Who's Next - The Who
2) Revolver - The Beatles
3) Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
4) Liege And Lief - Fairport Convention
5) The Who Sell Out - The Who
6) Station To Station - David Bowie
7) For Your Pleasure -Roxy Music
8) Hats - The Blue Nile
9) Exile On Main Street - The Rolling Stones
10)All The Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes - Pete Townshend.

OK I could do that tomorrow and change half of that and add My Generation, Rumour and Sigh, The Clash. Power Corruption and Lies, Layla AOALS, Hunky Dory, Tales from the City etc, but thats what it is now.

I do hear a lot of the new stuff - a lot I like but as usual the NME goes overboard on certain bands who are not going to stand the test of time. Arctic Monkeys? Hmmmm, admire the attitude but they aren't god's gift to UK music.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 30, 2006, 11:52:30 AM
Good list, buddy!
BTW, thanks for saluting The Rising on your list on the other board, I kind of wrote it off upon release, but due to your listing, I dug it out, and now it's getting constant rotation on my stereo. Thanks, buddy.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: al on January 30, 2006, 12:05:22 PM
The Rising also sounds much better after you've heard the live versions of most of the tracks which all add to the recorded versions. Even Waiting On A sunny Day, my least favourite track, has been given a new lease of life since the acoustic version on the Storytellers DVD.

The Rising has a lot of very strong songs and he is not afraid of expressing his views in ways that are not popular - Worlds Apart is a very brave song for an american to sing.

Bruce is the sort of American that inspires me to have faith in the USA, and a man I would love to go for a drink with!


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 30, 2006, 12:11:27 PM
Right on.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Mitchell on January 30, 2006, 12:22:48 PM
Unfortunately, when it comes to lists, it's easy to go with the "old classics" but then people get bored and expect it. This means finding lost classics or putting newer, untested albums on the lists. Maybe 20 years from now, people will rank the Libertines stuff next to the Who stuff without hesitation (barring trends). It's all about perspective.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: smackdaddy on January 30, 2006, 01:18:34 PM
... Pulp?  There wasn't one song on that album I cared all that much about listening to twice.  Apparently these albums are judged on a 25% quality/75% pure British-ness standard because otherwise this list makes very little sense. 

"Sgt. Pepper?  Too much universal appeal for the top 10!  Revolver?  That's the one with 'Taxman' and 'Eleanor Rigby,' right?  VERY British songs there, good job chaps pip pip spot of tea eh wot."


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 30, 2006, 01:20:17 PM
That Pulp is a masterpiece.
But This Is Hardcore was even better.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Chris D. on January 30, 2006, 01:21:04 PM
... Pulp?  There wasn't one song on that album I cared all that much about listening to twice.

That album is better than half the stuff on that list.

Guess you just beat me to this one, Ian.

At least go back to "Disco 2000."


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 30, 2006, 01:22:54 PM
Sorry, man!  ;D


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: smackdaddy on January 30, 2006, 01:26:41 PM
That Pulp is a masterpiece.
But This Is Hardcore was even better.

A masterpiece it may (not) be, but I can still think of at least 10 British masterpieces that wipe the floor with it.  Jarvis Cocker still gets mad propz for bum rushing Michael Jackson.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: smackdaddy on January 30, 2006, 01:57:13 PM
NOT ON THE LIST:

Anything from Public Image Ltd.

T. Rex - "Slider" "Electric Warrior"

Nick Drake - "Pink Moon"
 
ANY DAMN CURE ALBUM BESIDES "HEAD ON THE DOOR"

OH, AND A LITTLE ROLLING STONES ALBUM CALLED "STICKY FINGERS"

ON THE LIST:

2 Oasis albums!?  Putting one in the top ten was already pushing it...

Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible

The Streets - A Grand Don't Come For Free & Original Pirate Material

The Human League - Dare!

Albums by the Libertines, who NME won't acknowledge has been thouroughly exposed as a hypejob

Muse - Absolution

i'm beginning to see why all the new hyped UK bands end up sucking.  at least they resisted the temptation to jam Art Brut in there.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: al on January 30, 2006, 04:56:28 PM
There was an EXCELLENT documentary last week on BBC4 about the making of Common People - probably my favourite 90's Brit-pop moment. Pulp were a very good band - loved Babies as well.

I would certainly put Different Class in a top 100, but it wouldn't be in my top 10.

Yes it is difficult to place new albums into perspective - (which is why the presence of the Arctic Monkeys in the top 5 in the same month as it's release is so ludicrous). I would certainly place at least 3 PJ Harvey albums in a top 25, but looking at the other modern ones (48 of the top 100 were from the last 15 years), I wouldn't rate any of them very highly - particulalry when you look at what is missing from the 70's.

Take these LPs from one year - 1971 - none of which are in the NME top 100, and tell me which of these is not better than anything by the Libertines

1) Who's Next
2) Sticky Fingers
3) Imagine
4) Never A Dull Moment
5) Long Player
6) Meddle
7) Ram
8) Electric Warrior
9) Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys
10)Bless The Weather

That was off the top of my head - but I could probably do the same for every year from 65 onwards. But, like great football players that kids haven't seen, they don't count.



Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: I. Spaceman on January 30, 2006, 04:59:04 PM
Groovy list. Interesting that you place less highly regarded Rod stuff in for the more obviously acclaimed Every Picture and Gasoline Alley!


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: al on January 30, 2006, 05:41:43 PM
oops - I did in fact mean Every Picture Tells a Story - Never A Dull moment (which is a damn fine record) was 1972. Gasoline Alley is ace too - love the title track. What a shame he became such a twat!.

What is it about using 8 and a ) that produces a smiley?


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Jeff Mason on January 30, 2006, 05:51:07 PM
That was one of the old shortcuts in text days for a smiley and some message boards like this one interpret that to mean Smiley instead of 8 . ) in an outline.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: MoogDroog on January 31, 2006, 01:35:28 PM
A couple of points:

That list was voted for by the writers of NME, not the readers. This probably explains the high placing of Arctic Monkeys, as NME seem determined to convince everyone that they discovered them, despite the fact that most people were listening to them months before NME caught on. Stone Roses at number one? Well, most NME writers were probably in their late teens when that came out, so a bit of nostalgia there i'd say. I'm not defending the list - it's toss. Yet another reminder of how far NME has fallen.

Secondly, it's about as cool to dislike The Libertines now as it was cool to love them a few years ago. The fact is though, that album struck a massive chord with people here when it was released and sent shockwaves through the British guitar scene, inspiring many bands for better or worse (mostly worse). It's well worth a listen. Whatever you think of Pete Doherty, The Good Old Days, Horrorshow, Death On The Stairs, Time For Heroes and Up The Bracket are superb songs. Also, not many bands these days can be as thrilling live as The Libertines were at their peak. I didn't buy into it all at the time, but still feel i should stick up for them now and again. They weren't just a fad.



My top ten would include:

Spiritualized - Ladies And Gentlemen
Ultrasound - Everything Picture
The Who - Sell Out
The Stones - Sticky Fingers
The Beatles - A Hard Days Night
The Smiths - Strangeways Here We Come
Bert Jansch - Jack Orion
Suede - Suede
Pulp - Different Class (Hardcore is too patchy)
Super Furry Animals - Fuzzy Logic

...in no order.



(first post on this board - i like it!)


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Jason on January 31, 2006, 01:48:25 PM
No Stereolab on that list....weird.

I'd put Emperor Tomato Ketchup on there, just for the INFLUENCE that record had.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: al on January 31, 2006, 02:48:40 PM


Secondly, it's about as cool to dislike The Libertines now as it was cool to love them a few years ago. The fact is though, that album struck a massive chord with people here when it was released and sent shockwaves through the British guitar scene, inspiring many bands for better or worse (mostly worse). It's well worth a listen. Whatever you think of Pete Doherty, The Good Old Days, Horrorshow, Death On The Stairs, Time For Heroes and Up The Bracket are superb songs. Also, not many bands these days can be as thrilling live as The Libertines were at their peak. I didn't buy into it all at the time, but still feel i should stick up for them now and again. They weren't just a fad.



I don't think they are totally useless either, but I wouldn't rate them above The Three Johns, The Mekons or the Sisters Of Mercy, to use some 80's examples of bands. or The Waterboys, Echo and The Bunnymen, Wah or the Teardrop Explodes, or Free or Traffic or even Jethro Tull, The Moody Blues, The Kinks, Deep Purple or The Move, Procul Harem or Steeleye Span, The Yardbirds, The Sound, Bogshed, The Buzzcocks, Aztec Camera, Orange Juice, Josef K, Dr Feelgood, THe Albion Band, Spooky Tooth, The Blue Nile, The Blue Aeroplanes, - I could go on for a long time here.

I remember when The Alarm were temporarily 'big' trying to tell people that they were a third division Clash, and if they heard the originals they would no longer be intersted in such crappy copies. Guns n Roses were a third Generation Stones (via Aerosmith) and the quality had dropped massively every time.

Each generation finds their own new bands, it's just a shame the NME hacks have try so hard to stir up interest in each new band as though the past didn't exist.

Ultrasound....? Weren't they the coming thing a few years ago with the fat guy? Whatever happened to them?



Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: MoogDroog on January 31, 2006, 03:04:17 PM
Ultrasound released an 85 minute double album which sold poorly, then they split. They're all working in E-list indie bands and squandering their considerable talents. They were the first band i fell head-over-heels in love with and i would rank their album against any other album. I'm starting to think i'm going mad though, as no one else seems to see it.




Btw, i'm not expecting a lot of people here to like The Libertines, it's just that they were very exciting for a while and it's a shame to see them written off. There's more to them than a lot of people think.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: al on January 31, 2006, 03:15:53 PM
Now The Screaming Blue Messiahs - they were a belting band for about 25 seconds!

Saw The Libertines again on a Jools Holland/Later compilation over xmas and I certainly thought they had some energy, but were they GREAT? Were they half as good as The Wedding Present (a band I never had much time for as I was pissed off they made it we didn't despite them opening for my band a couple of times!)?

Other than seeing the Arctic Monkeys on Later (does that get seen in the US? Shame - good music tv is so rare) I haven't heard much other than the single. I'll go in with as open a mind as is left!



Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: MoogDroog on January 31, 2006, 03:44:09 PM
Well, i  think the Libs approached greatness, but it's not to be found on their records necessarily - more the atmosphere and energy of their early gigs.

With the Arctic Monkeys, skip straight to A Certain Romance - a very good song. They're nothing special though, just a good little indie band who became insanely successful by accident.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: koeeoaddi there on February 01, 2006, 01:39:23 AM
libertines? puh-lease!
tell you what boyo, watching the 1st disc of Zeppelin's How THe West Was Won DVD was a revelation.
i'd loved them before seeing that just makes you realise that if people today are looking for bands like the libertines to kick start guitar music then there's something wrong with the world!

but then each to their own.
but i am right!


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: MoogDroog on February 01, 2006, 01:59:41 AM
Yeah, i know all the old bands but they're not around any more - it's about working with what you've got. Anyway, i'll stop now - i feel like i'm repeating myself..


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Campion Bond on February 01, 2006, 03:07:04 AM
I don't agree about The Libertines, I think Doherty is a waste of space, but I agree about the NME being a big steaming pile of cack these days.
I've not seen the entire list but I think Teenage Fanclub should be on it (see my avatar). One of the finest british bands ever in IMO and they are still going, releasing a great album last year.


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Sir Rob on February 01, 2006, 03:31:07 AM
You can see the full 100 in the 'under-rated albums' thread. You can all go ang get even more upset!

I wont I see that Q Mgazine's poll of the best 100 albums ever (not British only) has 3 Radiohead in its top 10

1 - OK Computer
2 - The Bends
10 - Kid A

So seee I'm not crying anymore  :P

I am quite surprised that a poll of NME readers didn't place a Radiohead album in their top 10 British albums.  Clearly, they've got more taste and discretion than might previously have been thought!   ;D


Title: Re: NME readers: And the greatest British albums ever are...
Post by: Campion Bond on February 01, 2006, 04:13:25 AM
I should think that Radiohead are way uncool to NME readers (average age 15 I should think), now if this had been a Q magazine poll...