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well i love my woman and i am tryin to love mysef....but i think
i know
that love is all around me man
and uhhm, i hope u feel it too

im a rolling stone all alone and lost
for a life of sin i have paid the cost
when i pass by all the people say
just another guy on the lost highway

I'm having a pretty shitty day. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Bunch of bullshit which reminded me what a hunk of sh*t I am. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Feel like a retarded sloth with no skills. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

More like a retarded and fat slug with no life goals. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I have no political views, have no clue what is going on worldly. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I eat like a cow who eats other cows. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

My parents don't like me.  (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Are only housing me because they know I'm a moron and a half.  (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I've not been near a vagina in more than a year. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I'm like the guy from the 40 Year Old Virgin in that I ride a bike and am social awkward. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I oversleep. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I dream about people trying to punch me because I'm mean to them. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I wake up and go back to sleep realizing it better than being awake. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I make my posts too long. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

And without much point. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Badly organized. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

And childishly written. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I was just offered a nice business proposal which would involve my creativity -- something I had made a promise to myslef not to get into again. It has made me feel worse. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I haven't taken a shower in a while. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

And smell pretty bad. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

My dog walked by me, looking to play, smelled me and walked in the other direction. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Same thing with the cat and grandma. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Okay, that last one made me laugh. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I believe in a family conspiracy to fatten me up. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

Larger servings, more junk food being bought, something's up. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

I should fast. I'd get too hungry though. (Yeah I know --- whaa whaa whaa, whaa whaa whaa)

is this the new weezer song?

Indeed.

I'll sing with ya, man.

I was just a lad, nearly 22
Neither good nor bad, just a kid like you
And now I'm lost, too late to pray
Lord, I paid the cost - on the lost highway...

Now boys don't start your ramblin' round
On this road of sin you're sorrow bound
Take my advice or you'll curse the day
You started rollin' down that lost highway

Mr. Finch, I suggest you lay off the reefer for a few weeks.

I was trying to live up to the expectations of other members of this board who seem to think I'm a 14 year old myspace blogging girl.

Reading back on it, seems the only true thing is the length of my posts. Spend WAY too much time doing this.