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Title: I have jury duty
Post by: alf wiedersehen on December 14, 2015, 11:37:11 AM
We're taking a ten minute break this is terrible please send help


Title: Re: I have jury duty
Post by: alf wiedersehen on December 14, 2015, 11:42:50 AM
Not throwing that stupid postcard away is one of my greatest regrets


Title: Re: I have jury duty
Post by: alf wiedersehen on December 14, 2015, 11:58:04 AM
Oh, great, now we have an hour and a half lunch break. Who needs a fuckin hour and a half lunch break?
My house is half an hour from here, what the hell am I supposed to do


Title: Re: I have jury duty
Post by: alf wiedersehen on December 14, 2015, 12:48:39 PM
I walked the downtown streets of this foreign city and now I'm eating a sandwich.
This will be my life for a week.


Title: Re: I have jury duty
Post by: Douchepool on December 14, 2015, 01:04:42 PM
Jury nullification. No victim, no crime.


Title: Re: I have jury duty
Post by: alf wiedersehen on December 14, 2015, 01:25:57 PM
The moment in which I declare I know about jury nullification has not presented itself yet, unfortunately.


Title: Re: I have jury duty
Post by: alf wiedersehen on December 14, 2015, 03:22:10 PM
O! joyous day. I told them about the time my grandfather was accused of a crime he didn't commit, and the prosecutor told me to take a hike.


Title: Re: I have jury duty
Post by: Douchepool on December 14, 2015, 08:09:06 PM
Funny how that works, eh? I particularly loathe lawyers and consider them subhuman, but prosecuting lawyers are beyond that. My contempt for them has no bounds.